We all “know” 
Desypete bravely sacrificed his LGV vocational licence as a protest against the DCPC (to which we are eternally grateful and thus pay the utmost homage) but what do you think he’s doing now?
I’m guessing serving drivers at an MSA branch of Greggs, or maybe annoying shoppers by busking, dressed as a red indian playing the pan pipes (occasionally saying “hoy!”).
Any more suggestions? 
Greeter at Asda’s
careers adviser
Tesco cafe cleaner and trying to be a wise advice giver 
Drivers mate
Head of card services at Barclays Bank 
I’m sure he was flogging rolexes at South Mimms
He was spotted yesterday in mevagissey Cornwall swimming with the seals
Traffic warden on Sark
Driving the Sunshine Bus?
Or do you need a DCPC for that?
Probably thinking how silly he has been. 
mobile securityguard
Muckaway:
We all “know”
I’m guessing serving drivers at an MSA branch of Greggs, or maybe annoying shoppers by busking, dressed as a red indian playing the pan pipes (occasionally saying “hoy!”).
Any more suggestions?
Do you want a bigger spoon?
As much as desypete does my head in with his insults against those who got the dcpc,boasts about the money he made in the old days and still haunts the forum despite hating the hgv industry,is starting an entire thread designed for everyone to make fun of him not maybe going a bit too far?
DCPC TRAINER
i always thought that being a driver entailed giving and taking equal amounts of stick , and nathan can take the stick when it comes his way .
The-Snowman:
Muckaway:
We all “know”
I’m guessing serving drivers at an MSA branch of Greggs, or maybe annoying shoppers by busking, dressed as a red indian playing the pan pipes (occasionally saying “hoy!”).
Any more suggestions?Do you want a bigger spoon?
As much as desypete does my head in with his insults against those who got the dcpc,boasts about the money he made in the old days and still haunts the forum despite hating the hgv industry,is starting an entire thread designed for everyone to make fun of him not maybe going a bit too far?
to be fair snowman its a bit of banter/fun and desy gives as good as he gets don’t worry. why do you think he is so secretive with his new role? because he knows it keeps some on here enthralled for hours trying to work out what he is doing. let not forget muckaway has had his fair share too with frilly curtains and the never to be forgotten looks at this ■■■■■■ and how he has parked thread.
war1974:
The-Snowman:
Muckaway:
We all “know”
I’m guessing serving drivers at an MSA branch of Greggs, or maybe annoying shoppers by busking, dressed as a red indian playing the pan pipes (occasionally saying “hoy!”).
Any more suggestions?Do you want a bigger spoon?
As much as desypete does my head in with his insults against those who got the dcpc,boasts about the money he made in the old days and still haunts the forum despite hating the hgv industry,is starting an entire thread designed for everyone to make fun of him not maybe going a bit too far?to be fair snowman its a bit of banter/fun and desy gives as good as he gets don’t worry. why do you think he is so secretive with his new role? because he knows it keeps some on here enthralled for hours trying to work out what he is doing. let not forget muckaway has had his fair share too with frilly curtains and the never to be forgotten looks at this ■■■■■■ and how he has parked thread.
Dont get me wrong,im not having a go at muckaway for starting it or anyone for taking part in it. He does kind of bring it all on himself. Im ripped the ■■■■ out him myself more than once. I just felt an entire thread was maybe a touch too far,and border line bullying.
But he is more than capable of fighting his own battles so ill just look forward to his inevitable response when he sees this thread,and the ensuing arguments that occur
but the million dollar question is will desypete tell all?
This forum is alriiiiiiiiiiiight… 
Sure our DP will treat this thread as quite flattering and just a bit of fun. As someone who has allegedly stood his ground on the dCPC its something to be admired. I dont believe the rumours that the flags came out at his last known place of HGV employment when he quit.
Anyway clues have been given on other threads but I reckon he is now a professional fluffer in the adult film industry, geeing folk along with phrases such as, “I wont help you get it up for less than £15 per hour” & “Bet youl need a sat nav to find that ■■■■■, back in the day we never had clitorus’s to help us”.