When is the fun starting?
I have it on VERY good authority that desypete is still indeed a HGV driver,his apparent “stand against dcpc” lasted 1 month.
I can’t believe as a tipper driver I missed the obvious suggestion; Weighbridge operator. That job attracts angry ex drivers, and the awkward hat they wear is a one size fits all.
ckm1981:
I have it on VERY good authority that desypete is still indeed a HGV driver,his apparent “stand against dcpc” lasted 1 month.
Well I supposed as that cost him maybe £2000 or so in lost wages it was kind of a stand. Either that or an expensive lesson.
I bet he hangs around the lorry park on the services with a hi viz and 2 earpieces on, just so he can still fit in.
He ain’t got a job, that much is clear. If he had, a motormouth such as himself would have no problems telling all of those who have asked what it is. Either than or, as suggested, he did go through the DCPC and is still driving.
The-Snowman:
Do you want a bigger spoon?
As much as desypete does my head in with his insults against those who got the dcpc,boasts about the money he made in the old days and still haunts the forum despite hating the hgv industry,is starting an entire thread designed for everyone to make fun of him not maybe going a bit too far?
In one word… NO 
DP brings it all on himself, but he can stand his ground…even if it does consist of calling us all ■■■■■■ morons 
My theory is he’s dozy’s new life coach/adviser
Terry T:
I bet he hangs around the lorry park on the services with a hi viz and 2 earpieces on, just so he can still fit in.
Also Wearing a mixmatch of old uniform from previous employers and a camera round his neck to take snaps of lorrys for the spare bedroom wall 
,i bet their lass is sick of hearing him 
Could be a DVSA shepherd reeling you lot in and making sure the inspectors nail your hat on for everything they can
DP is now a qualified airline captain, on your next holiday flight, the tannoy announcement will be " Good morning ,this is your captain speaking Desypete, my first officer is Harry Monk, we do have a slight problem, Mr Monk has not paid the fuel bill, so we may have to divert via the Falkland Islands, there are more dilemmas, he has not paid the landing fees, so our onward journey will terminate in the South Pole.
If you look to your left, you can see polar bears,penguin colonies and a whale catching ship, in the meantime, thank you for flying with Carryfast airlines."
Hanging around on bridges photographing me giving him the finger at 56 mph with my CPC card stuck on my forehead.
I saw him in our local bookshop buying a copy of
“Limping for Dummies”…True story
He’s the Stig.
Maybe he has just woken up, smelled the coffee, seem the childish remarks on her and thought WTF … Goodbye !
Maybe desypete,gripper and conor are getting their heads together and setting up a new truck forum
Same as Pimpdaddy; working in one of those big tents that move across the field.
KCLeblanc:
He’s the Stig.
Until racing drivers need a CPC of course, then he’ll quit.