Speaking ex cons, not heard much from Limey Phil recently. 
BillyHunt:
the maoster:
Inbetweeny me then… 2454…Snap! Sutton coalfield Oct79.
Colerne June '80. Funny how I can remember that number nearly 30 years after I last used it but couldn’t tell you my house phone number!
That’s cos if you forget your house phone number,you wont have to go to the Guard room and run around the outside exercise area holding a large fire extinguisher above your head shouting “Im a twt,im a twt” over and over again until you hit the deck like a sweaty sack of spuds!!! (Whilst the NCO’S are ■■■■■■■ themselves laughing lol).