So tips amazon p/ bro & heads to bury st Edmunds , opens
Curtains & realises there might be 4
Lifts left on as there should be
but there’s 6 palls ( should be 4 ) , so forkie
Takes them off & we could then see labels , 2 x amazon ,
So rings up , amazon have left 2 off there
Palls on , 1/2 hr later no they’ve checked &
They’ve got all there’s , well there’s x2
On here labelled amazon p/ bro , ok
Take them to Cannock , 1/2 hr later no
Take them to eye , take them to eye , then
On to denholms at Felixstowe , collection ,
Never seen that number driver , it’s Coll
No mate , it’s ws one , ok I’ll
Look but not a number I’ve seen , 30
Mins later , no mate ring ws , ok ,
Gets to cab , phone rings , you at
Felixstowe, yes mate , wrong place mate ,
Should be at ws tankers at denback airfield ,
We’ve give you wrong place , gets to denback , we’re
Where have you been , don’t ask ,
I should of gone home for night on way
To Liverpool , got just outside ipswich in
A lay-by on a14
Living the dream again?
I’ll indulge in my crappy day.
Looked at manifest first thing, 10am Amazon Warrington, 12pm B&M Speke and 2:30pm collect from Winsford so straightaway before I’d even gone to my truck I suggested that somewhere I’ll be late, probably everything after the first drop.
So I got to Amazon, left there at 12:30, got to B&M at 1:15pm and got refused because its actually booked in tomorrow so then took their eight pallets to Mark Thompson before getting to my 2:30pm at 4pm.
The office cant say they weren’t warned. They asked me to night out just in case but I told them to poke it as I’m not covering their “ambitious planning” by missing my lad who goes away for the weekend with his grandparents tomorrow.
The joys 
dozy:
So tips amazon p/ bro & heads to bury st Edmunds , opens
Curtains & realises there might be 4
Lifts left on as there should be
but there’s 6 palls ( should be 4 ) , so forkie
Takes them off & we could then see labels , 2 x amazon ,
So rings up , amazon have left 2 off there
Palls on , 1/2 hr later no they’ve checked &
They’ve got all there’s , well there’s x2
On here labelled amazon p/ bro , ok
Take them to Cannock , 1/2 hr later no
Take them to eye , take them to eye , then
On to denholms at Felixstowe , collection ,
Never seen that number driver , it’s Coll
No mate , it’s ws one , ok I’ll
Look but not a number I’ve seen , 30
Mins later , no mate ring ws , ok ,
Gets to cab , phone rings , you at
Felixstowe, yes mate , wrong place mate ,
Should be at ws tankers at denback airfield ,
We’ve give you wrong place , gets to denback , we’re
Where have you been , don’t ask ,
I should of gone home for night on way
To Liverpool , got just outside ipswich in
A lay-by on a14
Bugger thought my grammar was bad 
i
managed
to
read
down
five
lines
before
i
got
bored
and
gave
up
did
anyone
get
further
than
me?
Yes but you didn’t miss anything.
I think it turned out that dozy stole two pallets of gear from amazon and he won’t be home for his steak dinner on friday 
Dozy getting into the smuggling business
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Is this one of the one’s that’s allowed to be fed, or do I just pet it?
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Benjie83:
Is this one of the one’s that’s allowed to be fed, or do I just pet it?You don’t have to feed it,dozy’s missus can give it his steak
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eurotrans:
Benjie83:
Is this one of the one’s that’s allowed to be fed, or do I just pet it?You don’t have to feed it,dozy’s missus can give it his steak
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So… no food, just caress gently.
Gotcha [emoji106]
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Christ don’t use the ‘g’ word on here. Might attract the wrong type. Especially with some of the childish postings we get!
Awaiting Dozy’s post about an empty fuel tank.
dozy:
So tips amazon p/ bro & heads to bury st Edmunds , opens
Curtains & realises there might be 4
Lifts left on as there should be
but there’s 6 palls ( should be 4 ) , so forkie
Takes them off & we could then see labels , 2 x amazon ,
So rings up , amazon have left 2 off there
Palls on , 1/2 hr later no they’ve checked &
They’ve got all there’s , well there’s x2
On here labelled amazon p/ bro , ok
Take them to Cannock , 1/2 hr later no
Take them to eye , take them to eye , then
On to denholms at Felixstowe , collection ,
Never seen that number driver , it’s Coll
No mate , it’s ws one , ok I’ll
Look but not a number I’ve seen , 30Mins later , no mate ring ws , ok ,
Gets to cab , phone rings , you at
Felixstowe, yes mate , wrong place mate ,
Should be at ws tankers at denback airfield ,
We’ve give you wrong place , gets to denback , we’re
Where have you been , don’t ask ,
I should of gone home for night on way
To Liverpool , got just outside ipswich in
A lay-by on a14
You really are pathetic give it up and do us all a fovour ffs
elsa Lad:
dozy:
So tips amazon p/ bro & heads to bury st Edmunds , opens
Curtains & realises there might be 4
Lifts left on as there should be
but there’s 6 palls ( should be 4 ) , so forkie
Takes them off & we could then see labels , 2 x amazon ,
So rings up , amazon have left 2 off there
Palls on , 1/2 hr later no they’ve checked &
They’ve got all there’s , well there’s x2
On here labelled amazon p/ bro , ok
Take them to Cannock , 1/2 hr later no
Take them to eye , take them to eye , then
On to denholms at Felixstowe , collection ,
Never seen that number driver , it’s Coll
No mate , it’s ws one , ok I’ll
Look but not a number I’ve seen , 30
Mins later , no mate ring ws , ok ,
Gets to cab , phone rings , you at
Felixstowe, yes mate , wrong place mate ,
Should be at ws tankers at denback airfield ,
We’ve give you wrong place , gets to denback , we’re
Where have you been , don’t ask ,
I should of gone home for night on way
To Liverpool , got just outside ipswich in
A lay-by on a14Bugger thought my grammar was bad
Definitely ■■■■■ grammar. English ain’t my first language, but by Christ that took some figuring out.
Beau Nydel:
Christ don’t use the ‘g’ word on here. Might attract the wrong type. Especially with some of the childish postings we get!
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It’s alright editing it but now my post means nothing 
Beau Nydel:
It’s alright editing it but now my post means nothing
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Jesus, my bad, mate I’d Re-edit yours to suit, quick.
You need to, as potentially any groomers who may be lurking may now feel your discriminating them, and We can’t have that now can we.
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robthedog:
dozy:
So tips amazon p/ bro & heads to bury st Edmunds , opens
Curtains & realises there might be 4
Lifts left on as there should be
but there’s 6 palls ( should be 4 ) , so forkie
Takes them off & we could then see labels , 2 x amazon ,
So rings up , amazon have left 2 off there
Palls on , 1/2 hr later no they’ve checked &
They’ve got all there’s , well there’s x2
On here labelled amazon p/ bro , ok
Take them to Cannock , 1/2 hr later no
Take them to eye , take them to eye , then
On to denholms at Felixstowe , collection ,
Never seen that number driver , it’s Coll
No mate , it’s ws one , ok I’ll
Look but not a number I’ve seen , 30Mins later , no mate ring ws , ok ,
Gets to cab , phone rings , you at
Felixstowe, yes mate , wrong place mate ,
Should be at ws tankers at denback airfield ,
We’ve give you wrong place , gets to denback , we’re
Where have you been , don’t ask ,
I should of gone home for night on way
To Liverpool , got just outside ipswich in
A lay-by on a14You really are pathetic give it up and do us all a fovour ffs
A bit harsh m8. Reading Dozy’s adventures is the highlight of my week.
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. Reading Dozy’s adventures is the highlight of my week.
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Oh dear DF40 you must be very easy to please 