elsa Lad:
. Reading Dozy’s adventures is the highlight of my week.Sent from my moto e5 play using Tapatalk
Oh dear DF40 you must be very easy to please [emoji38]
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Nothing to see here, just another one of Dozy’s Friday trolling posts
dozy:
So tips amazon p/ bro & heads to bury st Edmunds , opens
Curtains & realises there might be 4
Lifts left on as there should be
but there’s 6 palls ( should be 4 ) , so forkie
Takes them off & we could then see labels , 2 x amazon ,
So rings up , amazon have left 2 off there
Palls on , 1/2 hr later no they’ve checked &
They’ve got all there’s , well there’s x2
On here labelled amazon p/ bro , ok
Take them to Cannock , 1/2 hr later no
Take them to eye , take them to eye , then
On to denholms at Felixstowe , collection ,
Never seen that number driver , it’s Coll
No mate , it’s ws one , ok I’ll
Look but not a number I’ve seen , 30
Mins later , no mate ring ws , ok ,
Gets to cab , phone rings , you at
Felixstowe, yes mate , wrong place mate ,
Should be at ws tankers at denback airfield ,
We’ve give you wrong place , gets to denback , we’re
Where have you been , don’t ask ,
I should of gone home for night on way
To Liverpool , got just outside ipswich in
A lay-by on a14
This is a prime example of why he gets raw deals at work, they can’t for the life of them understand a word he says or what he’s talking about
dozy:
So tips amazon p/ bro & heads to bury st Edmunds , opens
Curtains & realises there might be 4
Lifts left on as there should be
but there’s 6 palls ( should be 4 ) , so forkie
Takes them off & we could then see labels , 2 x amazon ,
So rings up , amazon have left 2 off there
Palls on , 1/2 hr later no they’ve checked &
They’ve got all there’s , well there’s x2
On here labelled amazon p/ bro , ok
Take them to Cannock , 1/2 hr later no
Take them to eye , take them to eye , then
On to denholms at Felixstowe , collection ,
Never seen that number driver , it’s Coll
No mate , it’s ws one , ok I’ll
Look but not a number I’ve seen , 30
Mins later , no mate ring ws , ok ,
Gets to cab , phone rings , you at
Felixstowe, yes mate , wrong place mate ,
Should be at ws tankers at denback airfield ,
We’ve give you wrong place , gets to denback , we’re
Where have you been , don’t ask ,
I should of gone home for night on way
To Liverpool , got just outside ipswich in
A lay-by on a14
Give the guy a break, this is one of the best Haiku’s I’ve read on here.