switchlogic:
bazstan009:
I must be gay then, fancy a night out, my treat.Your cab or his?
Have to be mine he hasn’t got a table to put the drinks on.
bazstan009:
switchlogic:
bazstan009:
I must be gay then, fancy a night out, my treat.Your cab or his?
Have to be mine he hasn’t got a table to put the drinks on.
bazstan009:
Thats abit flash 
bazstan009:
switchlogic:
bazstan009:
I must be gay then, fancy a night out, my treat.Your cab or his?
Have to be mine he hasn’t got a table to put the drinks on.
hope you ve got some frilly curtains he loves those.
sammy dog:
bazstan009:
switchlogic:
bazstan009:
I must be gay then, fancy a night out, my treat.Your cab or his?
Have to be mine he hasn’t got a table to put the drinks on.
hope you ve got some frilly curtains he loves those.
And a spot of Pet Shop Boys more romantic tunes. Maybe ‘Why Don’t We Live Together’ or ‘You Only Tell Me You Love Me When Your Drunk’. Not so romantic that last one though.
switchlogic:
sammy dog:
bazstan009:
switchlogic:
bazstan009:
I must be gay then, fancy a night out, my treat.Your cab or his?
Have to be mine he hasn’t got a table to put the drinks on.
hope you ve got some frilly curtains he loves those.
And a spot of Pet Shop Boys more romantic tunes. Maybe ‘Why Don’t We Live Together’ or ‘You Only Tell Me You Love Me When Your Drunk’. Not so romantic that last one though.
switchlogic:
sammy dog:
Rob K:
Obviously gay if you use them.i havent got a problem with gays but im not but i have said table so that makes me gay from what i read you must be a wannabe driver.
I shouldn’t worry he’s just having a bit of a mid life crisis and has become somewhat obsessed with homosexuality of late. I’m sure it’ll pass.
You’ve hit the Gay jackpot again Switch! You might get another thirty posts out of this one…
I recentley bought an mdf centre dash table for my truck, painted it dark grey which matches the dash so dosent stick out like a sore thumb. Reason I bought is because I recentley changed to a newer truck, it doesnt have the bunk bed like my old one so now I have to pile my gear up on the dash when I’m parked up for the night. Also in the newer R series they extended the dash over the centre console table making it totally useless for putting anything on it 
Here is mine
I guess I’m gay too!
gezt:
What i want to know is why ARE they so bloody expensive. After all once you have a template then just a case of cutting the wood to suit. mdf is cheap enough etc.I know some look fancy and stuff but a plain one shouldn’t cost the earth.
the reason that the tables are expensive is, its melamine faced mdf which is 3x more expensive than plain mdf.
so 1 sheet of mdf 8 x 4 ft piece would only make 3 tables.
i have made loads of them. what you realy need to make them is a very large profile gauge.
Thetaff:
Here is mine
I guess I’m gay too!
Oh you’ve a pelmet too, time to buy some Pet Shop Boys I’d say
Thetaff:
Here is mine
Can I have a large rogan josh with pilau rice and 2 popadoms please. 
Rob K:
Thetaff:
Here is mine
Can I have a large rogan josh with pilau rice and 2 popadoms please.
Didn’t Rogan Josh work for MRS…?
I always liked Rogan, not too keen on Josh though!
MrHappy:
A proper gay test…0
How did YOU get on?
I would let go of her feet and poke my tongue out. 
Rob K:
Thetaff:
Here is mine
Can I have a large rogan josh with pilau rice and 2 popadoms please.
Huh?? Are you hungry??
Personally I would go for a chicken tikka jalfrezi with a keema nan bread but that’s just me! 
Thetaff:
Rob K:
Thetaff:
Here is mine
Can I have a large rogan josh with pilau rice and 2 popadoms please.
Huh?? Are you hungry??
Personally I would go for a chicken tikka jalfrezi with a keema nan bread but that’s just me!
Sorry I thought I was in an Indian restaurant there for a moment, but I now see that it is in fact the inside of your unit. 
switchlogic:
toby1234abc:
Back in the 80s and 90s,it was all the rage to fit black fake bulls in the windscreen,and items of a bull fight,those spear things,and not forgeting the international flags of all the countries that you had driven through,naff or what.Although more often than not it was all the flags of countries they hadn’t driven through
…or girls he would have no chance to, eeeh, meet closer, if you know what I mean 
I’ve been tramping since I passed my test near-on six years ago and have always managed just fine without a dash table,regardless of what truck I’ve been driving.It’s not that I’m against them,if people want/need one then great,that’s up to them,but for me a dash table would be a waste of money as I have no practical use for one.Everything I keep in the cab fits just fine in the cupboards/dash slots/door pockets/under the bunk,there’s nothing loose in the cab and I carry enough kit to completely fill the boot and back seat of my car.Also,at €130 I think they are ridiculously overpriced for what is essentially a couple of glorified pieces of wood,some non-slip matting and some screws.I have made a few dash tables for other drivers I know,they are just as good as the ones you can go out and buy and cost next to nothing to knock together.