Yesterday one of drivers was coming out of Middlesbro on the A19 when some little ■■■■■ decided to play target practice with his windscreen !! Luckily they missed the half Charlie bounced of the grill and smashed the nearside mirror and put a dent in the side panal , what the ■■■■ is wrong with these little ■■■■■ ■■ he phoned the law to be told that 3 more people had reported having charlies thrown at them ,the police have no chance in catching em for one they were on a motorbike and were hiding under the road in the underpass . so if your up that neck of the woods be aware 
I got exactly the same thing about 15 years ago when I did a bit of coach driving. I’d come all the back from France only to get a brick of the side in m’boro. Some proper little scum bags live in that neck of the woods.
Happens regular round here, the little sods usually hide behind the grass embankment on the side of the A66 and then disapear into the housing estate
Used to get it a lot around there when I worked out of Cargo Fleet Chemicals. Coming back from Wilton was like running a bloody gauntlet. 
What is a " Charlie " is it some sort of northern special fossil ■■? We just call it a stone or rock if it is
TheNewBoy:
What is a " Charlie " is it some sort of northern special fossil ■■? We just call it a stone or rock if it is
The newboy ■■ well if the cap fits ?
A Charlie is a full house brick a half Charlie is half an house brick !! simples or a pair of charlies is two house bricks or a pair of ■■■■ 
So why not just call it a BRICK ■■?
TheNewBoy:
So why not just call it a BRICK ■■?
There gonna love you on here 
I was coming back along the A6 through Buxton one evening about 1985 and a lad on the pavement chucked a rock (I don’t think it had a proper name!) which smashed the offside mirror on my Sed Ak 400. The broken glass splinters cut my face (the mirror on those was level with the cab window) and it was quite scary to be honest. Now I realise that there isn’t much to do in Buxton after tea but he could have found another pastime, I suppose he was just a ‘misunderstood youth’ and a nice lad really!
Pete.
same on the M62 just past leeds, young kid and a older chap (about 40) stood on bridge when wallop, breeze block into the air kit.
if I could have caught them I would be in jail now.
So what do you call a breezeblock ■■?..a Shirley
Don’t be ridiculous, everyone knows you call them Caroline.
TheNewBoy:
So what do you call a breezeblock ■■?..a Shirley
Narrrr nowt that daft round these parts its called insulation 
BIG AW:
TheNewBoy:
So what do you call a breezeblock ■■?..a ShirleyNarrrr nowt that daft round these parts its called insulation
Ladies & gentlemen don’t all rush he’s here all week
TheNewBoy:
So why not just call it a BRICK ■■?
Cos its a charlie 
about 3 years ago, coming down the M6 just past J4, saw about 4 trucks on the hard shoulder up ahead - just wondering what was going on & BANG,
a batt (that’s what we call half a brick down south) hit the air kit on the side of my truck
I pulled over to check the damage when the bloke from the Mr Kipling truck in front of me came running up, shouting 'Did the b…stards get you too?
When I started looking at the other motors, they all had smashed screens or side windows.
There were 2 yobbo’s standing on the bank lobbing stones & brick batts at all the motors passing,
Lucky I just had a star crack in the plastic
BIG AW:
TheNewBoy:
So what do you call a breezeblock ■■?..a ShirleyNarrrr nowt that daft round these parts its called insulation
In Milton near Glasgow they call them “car holders” coz thats what they jam under a car to prop it up while they half inch the wheels
TheNewBoy:
So why not just call it a BRICK ■■?
Im scottish and ive come to the conclusion that English people do NOT speak English very well, despite it being their primary language. 
So what are Charlies Angels
3 ladies that were vital to me during puberty.