I was driving an empty bus to the depot when I heard a crack and a rattling noise and I just thought something had fallen off (pretty usual in those days) when I parked I noticed the front n/s passenger window was smashed and just behind my seat was a ■■■■■■■ bullet Gadzooks I thought. Called the cops and they got two scrotes with a 22 rifle. I was told I could go home for the rest of the day, but I’m too 'ard for that… the wife was at home.
Ps: Hope I’m not letting the side down by not knowing if there’s a special name for a bullet, like cynthia or summink.
TheNewBoy:
What is a " Charlie " is it some sort of northern special fossil ■■? We just call it a stone or rock if it is
The newboy ■■ well if the cap fits ?
A Charlie is a full house brick a half Charlie is half an house brick !! simples or a pair of charlies is two house bricks or a pair of ■■■■
So, if someone throws a charlie at you it can either be one brick or a single ■■■?
To illustrate - like an over zealous table dancer’s wayward, out of control single breast slapping you up the face ?
I was a bricklayer when I left school,and round here a brick was called a brick,but a half brick was a “half batt”.
we also had king closers,queen closers blah blah blah-
you lot really need to gen up on what people are throwing at you.
call yourselves proffesionals FFS !!!
andrew.s:
I was a bricklayer when I left school,and round here a brick was called a brick,but a half brick was a “half batt”.
we also had king closers,queen closers blah blah blah-
you lot really need to gen up on what people are throwing at you.
call yourselves proffesionals FFS !!!
Now if we are going to get all technical, if it was an odd shape - it may have been a squint or a cant
But if it was a normal house brick - we need to know if it hit side on or end on - then it would be a stretcher or a soldier,
then again, a half batt hitting end on would be a snapped header??
Gadzooks I thought. Called the cops and they got two scrotes with a 22 rifle. I was told I could go home for the rest of the day, but I’m too 'ard for that… the wife was at home. 
