Dangerous little bastards

I was driving an empty bus to the depot when I heard a crack and a rattling noise and I just thought something had fallen off (pretty usual in those days) when I parked I noticed the front n/s passenger window was smashed and just behind my seat was a ■■■■■■■ bullet :open_mouth: Gadzooks I thought. Called the cops and they got two scrotes with a 22 rifle. I was told I could go home for the rest of the day, but I’m too 'ard for that… the wife was at home. :wink:

Ps: Hope I’m not letting the side down by not knowing if there’s a special name for a bullet, like cynthia or summink.

seth 70:

TheNewBoy:
So why not just call it a BRICK ■■?

Cos its a charlie :unamused: :grimacing:

Apparently up North, an anorexic dog is called a whippet! :open_mouth:

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Evil8Beezle:

seth 70:

TheNewBoy:
So why not just call it a BRICK ■■?

Cos its a charlie :unamused: :grimacing:

Apparently up North, an anorexic dog is called a whippet! :open_mouth:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Yep and ive got one thank you very much,best dogs ever ,100 mph then sleep and repeat :laughing:

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smokinbarrels:
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Hey good idea is that pal,it will look bang on with her wax barbour jacket :sunglasses:

BIG AW:

TheNewBoy:
What is a " Charlie " is it some sort of northern special fossil ■■? We just call it a stone or rock if it is

The newboy ■■ well if the cap fits ?
A Charlie is a full house brick a half Charlie is half an house brick !! simples or a pair of charlies is two house bricks or a pair of ■■■■ :smiley: :smiley:

So, if someone throws a charlie at you it can either be one brick or a single ■■■?

To illustrate - like an over zealous table dancer’s wayward, out of control single breast slapping you up the face ?

in brixton a brick is known as a deposit for a colour tv

I was a bricklayer when I left school,and round here a brick was called a brick,but a half brick was a “half batt”.
we also had king closers,queen closers blah blah blah-
you lot really need to gen up on what people are throwing at you.
call yourselves proffesionals FFS !!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

chester1:
in brixton a brick is known as a deposit for a colour tv

Full payment when I lived that way… brickston.

andrew.s:
I was a bricklayer when I left school,and round here a brick was called a brick,but a half brick was a “half batt”.
we also had king closers,queen closers blah blah blah-
you lot really need to gen up on what people are throwing at you.
call yourselves proffesionals FFS !!! :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Now if we are going to get all technical, if it was an odd shape - it may have been a squint or a cant

But if it was a normal house brick - we need to know if it hit side on or end on - then it would be a stretcher or a soldier,
then again, a half batt hitting end on would be a snapped header??

I’m gonna go in Jewson’s Monday and ask for a pallet of Charlies.
Just to see what happens. :wink:

Gembo:
I’m gonna go in Jewson’s Monday and ask for a pallet of Charlies.
Just to see what happens. :wink:

Yeah, and I bet you will like a right Charlie :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Toddy2:

Gembo:
I’m gonna go in Jewson’s Monday and ask for a pallet of Charlies.
Just to see what happens. :wink:

Yeah, and I bet you will like a right Charlie :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

yeah, exactly. :laughing:

If ya can’t snort it then it ain’t proper Charlie !!