Daft Stuff Drivers Do

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS THE UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUM (INTERACTIVE)
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People who park in the gateway to our yard (also a crash gate for the airfield) that has a “no parking, keep clear” sign on it. They then look shocked and annoyed that they have to move. Just waiting for the day a sleeping flip flop blocks the gate… :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
Talking of flip flops, flip flops who park on the bends near Stanton Harcourt waste site. Thick pricks are oblivious/ignorant of the trucks passing them and struggling to see around the corners.

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Drivers who indicate going round a bend then dont anywhere on a roundabout

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Drivers who spend a fortune on a replica football shirt, only to stretch it over the passenger seat.

Fish symbols on car boots. Does it mean you can take it through a car wash without invalidating the warranty?

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More Ale:
Drivers who spend a fortune on a replica football shirt, only to stretch it over the passenger seat.

Fish symbols on car boots. Does it mean you can take it through a car wash without invalidating the warranty?

Means they’re a God botherer.

Usually fully signed up members of the 40 everywhere brigade.

A.

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Muckaway:
Truck drivers who wedge cuddly toys in the passenger door handle so they “look” at passing traffic.

Drivers with LED light boards proclaiming the operators name.

:grimacing:

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pompous motorbikers kitted out like s.a.s troopers with ludicrous outsize pannier cases either side.often seen trying to squeeze past slow moving traffic but struggling.Wonder why :confused: …then the full repetoire of papal benediction style gestures as they weave hither and yon.

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The moped rider who tried to squeeze between me and a bus in Oxford yesterday; He got his coat tangled on my sheet arm and was frantically waving and tugging at it (ooh matron, please :laughing: ) as the traffic lights changed. Luckily I saw him in my mirrors but out of devilment, revved the engine just to scare him into thinking he was about to get a close up of my rear axles. :smiling_imp:

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Muckaway:
The moped rider who tried to squeeze between me and a bus in Oxford yesterday; He got his coat tangled on my sheet arm and was frantically waving and tugging at it (ooh matron, please :laughing: ) as the traffic lights changed. Luckily I saw him in my mirrors but out of devilment, revved the engine just to scare him into thinking he was about to get a close up of my rear axles. :smiling_imp:

:laughing: :laughing:

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whilst waiting at a set of red lights,or otherwise stuck in traffic…when some herbert wearing the headphones is toodling across the road right in front of you…wait till the appropriate moment when his attention is elsewhere,then blast the crap right out of the horn and also out of him…this works best when your head is now pointing at least 90 degrees away from him and iniccently implying you never even heard a horn yourself…casually swivel round to look him in the eye,then apparantly wonder why he is looking at you…double points if its some woofter tree hugger on a bike…same rule applies…absolutely 100% satisfaction guaranteed… :slight_smile:

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if you can be on a road adjacent to a golf course and a teeing off spot…just as you see the ■■■■ tensing for the backswing,a good blast works wonders…it takes 1 second for it to register,at the same time his brain loses concentration as all his pals look for the noise also,and the swing goes ■■■■ up…in some places ive had them throwing the club towards me though im miles away by then…brightens my day up no end… :smiley:

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Agree with DD about passing golf courses (aka Arse Hole Farms). :laughing:

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Tractor drivers that pull out on the only vehicle on the road rather than wait. Is this to allow us to show our appreciation of their mud spreading antics? A sort of “disciples following Jesus” albeit a heavily subsidised Messiah, who preaches about turning grass into milk and how poor he is. As he shuts his new combine into the barn for another year.

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Talking to the ■■■■ nav!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

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Dustcart drivers who leave their hazards on and pull away as you overtake them.

People who pull out on me because I’m passing a quarry/building site and they assume I’m turning into it.

Drivers who sit at a junction waiting to pull out, smiling at the passing traffic.

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Drivers who always wear rigger boots as though its some kind of driver uniform and its always brit drivers,whatever the weather on the CDS, 90 degrees plus, shorts and T shirt plus the trusty riggers, feet must be like toast… :grimacing:

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Lorry drivers who follow you down the motorway slip road and pull straight out to the middle lane assuming because i drive for a supermarket i’ll be doing 50 but that’s not always the case sometimes i like to go 56.

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When you give way to vehicles so they can overtake parked cars, and there’s always has to be one who’ll try and squeeze through as you move off.

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Cars waiting almost a car length back to exit a junction, are they taking a run at it?
I assume they’re waiting for something and ignore them.

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maestegboy:
Talking to the [zb] nav!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

i have god arguements with mine…i.e…il turn when im good and ready to turn,not because your telling me to turn…■■■■■!!!1 :open_mouth:

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Finest flip flop driving skills…
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Drivers who brake as they pass average speed camera’s