Probably spookily accurate actually mate! 
Idiots that nearly drive into the side of you when they are joining the motorway. Ffs why not slow down and think to themselves that lorry isn’t moving over to give way to me because there unable to.
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Those who come tearing at you at 90mph from half a mile back so they can literally squeeze in front of you when the motorway is coned down to 1 lane with a 50mph speed limit, only for them to immediately hit their brakes and go at 40mph all the way through.
Cars overtaking me on the motorway, but driving as far right as they possibly can in their lane, suggesting they’re scared I’m going to inexplicably veer into them and kill them.
Car drivers sat 6ft from their broken down car on the hard shoulder, and in such a position, that if a truck smashed into it at full pelt they’d probably get killed.
Spandex clad, helmet donned, sunglasses wearing, multiple flashing LED light bearing cyclists trundling along very windy roads with empty cycle tracks running alongside for miles, oblivious to me, fully loaded and following them at 8mph for the last 2 miles.
The occasional transvestite overtaking slowly with his interior light on and his todger hanging out.
mike68:
Turning up at the depot then being told you have to work at another depot 20 miles away no problem says the driver, guy in the office hands said driver paperwork for a trailer “take this over please drive” ok says he and off he goes, hands paperwork in at office in other depot man in office says “where have you dropped the trailer” what trailer says he “I was only told to bring the paperwork over”
I know someone that has actually done that & it was a lot further than 20miles
And he drove solo between depots [emoji23]
the maoster:
the nodding donkey:
eagerbeaver:
Talking pish with complete strangers on the internet…You are all real to me. I have named barbie dolls and teddy bears after you all, and in the evening recreate tableaux vivants of the exciting happenings on TN.
No , your not the only one 
Daft Stuff Drivers Do :
`Willy wavers ’ :
Drivers who 
- Attempt an Overtake , then spend the next 3 to 5 miles alongside the vehicle they were attempting to overtake .
trux:
Daft Stuff Drivers Do :
`Willy wavers ’ :
Drivers who
“Small willy syndrome” being overtaken by a faster lorry, but keeping it nailed in a feeble attempt to ‘show him’, by trying to avoid him getting past .
merc0447:
Driving down a contraflow and the tipper ahead sticks on all his flashers and pulls into the cones and a stream of cars follow him
Maybe they were just after a cheap bit of topsoil or type1?
For me not drivers but other road users like cyclists with no lights or anything to show themselves on a dark morning/evenings on the roads and Horse riders who always give the slow down motion and role their eyes at you even when you pass wide and slow as I always do of course. Not so bothered if they look nice in the jodhpurs though 
Not ‘daft’ but quite annoying are those who drive with front fog lights on at night no matter what the weather.
Why don’t Corsas have an ‘off’ switch?
It seems to have become more common since the advent of daytime running lights appearing on cars. It used to be boy racers doing this in the 80’s to look ‘cool or sporty’.
Today’s foggers look like idiots.
The occasional transvestite overtaking slowly with his interior light on and his todger hanging out.
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its not so bad unless theres is bigger than mine…if it is,at that point i usualy put mine away again… 
People turning right ,who hog the entire road to stop you turning left !!!
People who rush to pull out in front of you then do 22 mph for five miles .
People who drive at you in your lane ,over taking a parked car in there lane, then rant at you !
People who think that a wave is below them .
Immigrants who just do not have any decency on our roads .ignorant rude people.
Gone off topic sorry
Unneccesary braking. Vehicle want to move from lane 2 into 1 but other vehicle in the way. Instead of just losing momentum they brake to get into the lane 1/1000000th of a second quicker with no immediate exit in sight. Why?
Braking when passing the 50mph sign in roadworks. Again why? Just lose momentum ffs. ■■■■■■■■■ must spend a fortune on discs and pads.
Joe public pulling into a space you are indicating into.
dieseldog999:
waiting to board a ferry…if the 1st car is being driven by a road commander plobber type,when he sets off to find the ramp,he will switch on his hazards…followed suit by the lemmings at his back…always rips me up watching that.
When we go on a ferry, we have our indicators flashing to indicate that we have a disabled passenger, so need to be near th lift, with a bit more spave to get the wheelchair out. I have had lemmings follow me too.
Drivers who see you reversing so decide to sit right on you n/s so you can’t make the turn.
Lorry drivers who stare into your cab as they overtake you.
Drivers who do suicidal manoeuvres to get past you at any cost even when your doing the speed limit.
Lorry drivers who will sit on the limiter whilst you try to overtake then when you pass slow right down!
Old folk and women travelling on the motorway doing 50-55 to be ‘safer’ 
Yes that is really safe having wagon and upon wagon approaching from behind then performing manoeuvres around you. Better to be doing 57+ and you be in control than to contantly have 44 tonnes right behind you and gaining. Idiots
Car drivers that overtake you on a SC when you are doing 50mph but then are happy to sit behind 5 cars doing 40mph, are you in a rush or not?
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bubsy06:
Car drivers that overtake you on a SC when you are doing 50mph but then are happy to sit behind 5 cars doing 40mph, are you in a rush or not?+1
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Truck drivers who wedge cuddly toys in the passenger door handle so they “look” at passing traffic.
Drivers with LED light boards proclaiming the operators name.
While only a few miles from my destination, the road was at a standstill due to an accident up ahead. I took a detour down some lanes and though a village, including a detour on the detour to avoid a low bridge. I was followed the whole way by an ever decreasing line of cars. Well I don’t know what they thought when the remaining 3 or so drivers found themselves surrounded by curtainside trailers and me reversing into a spot!