Drivers on the A3 who steam passed you then sit at 50 mph in the Hindhead tunnel when its national limit FFs
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Car drivers who drive up a slip road then realise they haven’t matched the speed of the traffic on the adjoining road and then stop!!
Drivers who on the rare occasion get to drive through the Dartford Crossing with nothing in front of them, but don’t seem to be able to push their car past 30mph! IT’S 50mph!!! [emoji35]
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during motorway trips and getting stuck behind some plodder then does anyone else use a bit of snot/dead bug,or dot on the windscreen as an aiming sight to shoot out the tyres of the aforementioned plodder whilst assuming the role of spitfire pilot/apache gunship pilot,or similar?..or is it just me again? 
dieseldog999:
during motorway trips and getting stuck behind some plodder then does anyone else use a bit of snot/dead bug,or dot on the windscreen as an aiming sight to shoot out the tyres of the aforementioned plodder whilst assuming the role of spitfire pilot/apache gunship pilot,or similar?..or is it just me again?
In a car I will overtake a head shaker and mimic their affliction, complete with similar hands on wheel pose. I wont choke to death on a Werthers original though.
Lorry drivers joining from sliproads who do not adjust their speed and then slip in behind moving traffic, but instead carry on down the hardshoulder in a self-righteous strop because a particular vehicle didn’t/couldn’t play ball.
ezydriver:
Lorry drivers joining from sliproads who do not adjust their speed and then slip in behind moving traffic, but instead carry on down the hardshoulder in a self-righteous strop because a particular vehicle didn’t/couldn’t play ball.
Just like many lorry drivers exiting laybys on the A34. They see another lorry coming towards them and despite the fact there’s nowhere for it to go, they still pull out because it’s another lorry so it will let them out. 
Pulling into lane two on motorway to let a fellow " professional " driver enter the carriageway and then the bonehead accelerates like he’s just heard the four minute warning and traps you in lane two.
By now there is usually a reefer from the emerald Isle sniffing your back doors and Tommy in the eight wheel tipper has got alongside your nearside so you can’t even pull back in!!
Makes my pish boil !!!
The “professonial” driver today who was sat in the middle lane and so engrossed in his mobile sat on his steering wheel that he hadn’t noticed his cruise control had gone off and he was doing 40mph with traffic passing him both sides.
Muckaway:
Agree with DD about passing golf courses (aka Arse Hole Farms).
+1
This is more “daft stuff that Glos Highways do” but why close off the A429 from Northleach to Cirencester just to lay an internet cable? All the weight limits in that area and they close off a nice wide trunk road for a bloody cable. What’s wrong with traffic lights or night time closures? 
Drivers who drive to the delivery address first before they have done the pick-up.
People driving around in Father Christmas outfits, particularly bus drivers. It’s not cute you look bloody stupid.
Drivers who toot and wave at people stood with advertising signs (often for Papa Johns pizza), wearing fancy dress. Ignore them, you do not need to give sympathy; It’s their fault they didn’t listen in school.
Worked out of our Enfield depot for first time tonight. Brought back the waste and backed on recycling bay. I saw the usual chain hanging from bay door so starts yanking on it and door raises an inch at a time. After nearly 5 minutes had door up to full height and ■■■■■■■ arms were aching, unloaded waste and starts yanking chain to lower door inch at a time. Driver on next bay bursts out laughing, he says push the button, I couldn’t see any button so he points to the other side. Well how was I supposed to know that the bloody door was electric.
Turbovision:
Drivers who drive to the delivery address first before they have done the pick-up.
He might not be a driver but driving home yesterday i spotted in the front garden/car park of this pub a bloke sat on a bench with a pint and having a cigarette nothing wrong with that you say but he had a hi-vis on !! Why ffs
The Scania V8 driver who just pulled into the layby I’m sat in, blipped his throttle a few times and then realised nobody was at all interested in his stupid “Ice Maiden.”
Car drivers who won’t pass a ##*%&y tractor. It’s a tractor ffs !!!
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Drivers in a queue who when said queue moves, they move off and drive at walking pace as the queue disappears into the distance.
People who wont overtake a hearse on a dual carriageway.
Mourners who block lane two of a dc to stop people overtaking the hearse.
Roadsweepers that pull out infront of people.
Tractors cutting the hedgerows who reverse towards you as you wait to pass them, normally shining spotlights into your face.
People who pull onto your side of the road and drive towards you looking for an address.
Car drivers that sit in the N/S lane doing 40mph in a 50mph zone when the second lane is restricted for HGV’s. [emoji51]
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