Completely Random Questions

Do Premier Fruits employ many gay drivers?

Why do people who don’t like Tongue (because it comes from an animals mouth) still eat eggs?

Where is this popular town called Sorry Not in Service, and all over the UK ,all the buses are heading there with no passengers ?
Or does nobody live there ?

Has anyone ever actually written one of those “my mistake” features in Trucking magazine?
Why do 7.5t recovery trucks need flashing beacons when dragging a Micra?
Why do roadworks gangs set up traffic lights and then work on the footpath/verge?
Why does every vintage show attract some weird OCD hoarder with a dull display?

Why do Japanese ■■■■ stars have pixelated private parts. ■■

Dipper_Dave:
Why do Japanese ■■■■ stars have pixelated private parts. ■■

Yeah I’ve noticed that too, it’s a strange phenomenon.

Do Mornflake oats have any trucks under 20 years old?

With so many things being built from scratch nowadays, why can’t I buy scratch at B and Q?

puggy:
With so many things being built from scratch nowadays, why can’t I buy scratch at B and Q?

Need homebase for that one.

Chocolate or blueberry muffin ?

Where is By?
Loads of things happen Near By.

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My doc told me to take 1 tablet twice a day,do i have to break it in half or what,i dont know

Where exactly is Random?

All the raffle tickets seem to be chosen there…

did anyone ever get a free nelson mandella from a few years ago?..they advertised them all the time back then,but I sent away twice and received nothing…did it happen to you?

Where is Mr Blobby from the tv show with Noel Edmunds, is Blobby in a retirement home for ex tv stars, I would think he must be old now, and spoon fed blancmange six times a day ?
And where is Captain Pugwash and The Clangers ?
Shep the sheepdog off Blue Peter ?

Why do dustcarts pull away as you pass them?
Why do householders on main roads reverse their cars out into traffic, expecting right of way, when they have a large drive to turn around in?

toby1234abc:
Where is Mr Blobby from the tv show with Noel Edmunds, is Blobby in a retirement home for ex tv stars, I would think he must be old now, and spoon fed blancmange six times a day ?
And where is Captain Pugwash and The Clangers ?
Shep the sheepdog off Blue Peter ?

New Clangers series last year [emoji106]

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Why do we take a driving test when the system is flawed…? at some point someone without a licence taught someone to drive and pass a test that was made up by someone who didn’t have a licence?

Why is something you move by road called a shipment but move it by water and its called cargo?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and think “Im going to pull those teets and drink what comes out of them”?

What were they actually trying to do to the cow when they discovered milk came from its udders?[emoji54]

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