toby1234abc:
Was Rod Hulls Emu real and liked his hand up his ■■■.?
I doubt it as Emu was holding the ladder.
Chas:
Contraflow:
Err, no I didn’t.It’s fairly obvious from a quick glance at my screen that it’s eight metres long, includes split quotes and should be ignored.
Once again, you fail.
Excuse me, & my scientifically trained, logical mind. But you complained about a post that you perceived to be 8mtrs too long & split in a way that didn’t agree with your delicate personality.
You should write a long letter of protest to your local MP, does the thought occur to you that they wouldn’t GAFF about it either?
Come back when you’ve sobered up will ya !
You sound like a card carrying member of Mary Whitehouse’s ‘National Viewers & Listeners Association’.
“I was thoroughly disgusted for the whole half hour the programme was broadcasted”.
+1…well said young man… there are none so blind as those that will not see?..on a similal note…isnt it sad how society has changed over recent years.i was standing at a bus stop last week in a big queue and across the road was an old lady getting beaten up by a gang of neds,i stood and watched for a good 15 minutes and not 1 person in the bus queue would go to her aid…!!! isnt that just terrible,how people can be so uncaring?
Rod fell off his roof fixing the antenae.He lost a lot of money renovating and died a poor man.Kenneth Williams died alone in a poky flat in London.
Benny Hill fooled nosey neighbours in to thinking sordid activity was occuring in his small flat by inviting lots of girls around for tea and cake and nothing more.
He saw the curtains twitching.Most were from the studios or fans.
Frankie Howerd lived in a very modest cottage and would be seen a lot at farmers markets and livestock auction rings.I saw him there.Nobody twigged it.The wig stood out and he wore an old brown coat like farmers would wear.
Vinegar Stroke:
This often confuses me, does it refer to the final stroke before release or the previous stroke before release or the stroke after release that is a little on the sensitive side or the stroke that takes you beyond the point of no return or when ones face starts contorting during the later stages of coitus ■■.
I have a random question:
If you had an endless hill descending for eternity, how fast do you think an average fully loaded truck would go (if you knocked it into neutral) before things started to disintegrate? (Tyres exploding, bearing melting, wing mirrors coming off lol). I reckon you could crack 150mph easy!
Dipper_Dave:
Vinegar Stroke:
This often confuses me, does it refer to the final stroke before release or the previous stroke before release or the stroke after release that is a little on the sensitive side or the stroke that takes you beyond the point of no return or when ones face starts contorting during the later stages of coitus ■■.
stage 3 at least… worse when shes,nearly there !!!..dont women realise that ■■■ and ■■■■■■■ are for men??
Why do old people drive Rovers?
Muckaway:
Why do old people drive Rovers?
Oh that’s easy. It’s because they’re old and live under the misconception that Rover make good cars.
Don’t worry about it as they’ll soon shuffle off and go the great garden centre in the sky, and since Rover are no more, there won’t be a new generation to take over!
Bacon Sandwich:
Muckaway:
Why do old people drive Rovers?Oh that’s easy. It’s because they’re old and live under the misconception that Rover make good cars.
Don’t worry about it as they’ll soon shuffle off and go the great garden centre in the sky, and since Rover are no more, there won’t be a new generation to take over!
Im afraid you’re wrong. The Nissan Micra now carries the baton that Rover once did.
If a pub has a telly, why does it always seem permanently set to Sky Sports News? And why is the sound off? Does anyone care about the likely lineup of two non league football clubs?
How does the word knackered originate from?
A knacker was a bloke who knackered (or slaughtered) horses at his knackers yard.
See I learnt summat from QI
Chas:
The Police have well tested rules & procedures to follow if/when seizing anything for evidence purposes.I reckon you’d have a hard time claiming for any losses.
Our local Bobby seized an air rifle off of me for very spurious reasons, my mate what knows about the law got it back for me after 4mths, he reckoned it would’ve cost me over £4k in his legal fee’s to fight them.
My totally random question is:
What do idiots think about?
What, exactly, is inside their heads when they’re mucking up everyone else’s day?
I THINK ABOUT PIES
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
- a friend
- a companion
- a lover
- a brother
- a father
- a master
- a chef
- an electrician
- a carpenter
- a plumber
- a mechanic
- a decorator
13… a stylist - a sexologist
- a gynecologist
- a psychologist
- a pest exterminator
- a psychiatrist
- a healer
- a good listener
- an organizer
- a good father
- very clean
- sympathetic
- athletic
- warm
- attentive
- gallant
- intelligent
- funny
- creative
- tender
- strong
- understanding
- tolerant
- prudent
- ambitious
- capable
- courageous
- Determined!
- true
- dependable
- passionate
- compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
- give her compliments regularly
- love shopping
- be honest
- be very rich
- not stress her out
- not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
- give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
- give her lots of time, especially time for herself
- give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
- Never to forget:
- birthdays
- anniversaries
- arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
- Show up naked
- Bring Alcohol
You don’t need to be;
4. a brother
5. a father
That kind of thing isn’t acceptable outside of Norfolk
And don’t worry about
37. ambitious
and
40. Determined!
either, unless of course it’s about things your women wants 
10-08:
You don’t need to be;
4. a brother
5. a father
That kind of thing isn’t acceptable outside of NorfolkAnd don’t worry about
37. ambitious
and
40. Determined!
either, unless of course it’s about things your women wants
defination of a norfolk/knacker 12 year old virgin… a girl who can run faster than her father and brothers.,or from over here in belfast,the fairy advert gets done like this…mummy,why are your hands so soft…cos im only 12.,or,happy 28th birthday grandma .
)
Just been sorting some stuff out and found this Jennychem advert in March '13 issue of Truck and Driver. Now Q1: Why doesn’t “Jenny” get any older?
Question 2 and more importantly:
HOW BIG ARE THOSE HOOTERS? 
Pick your favourite.
First on the left for me
Tipper Tom:
Pick your favourite.First on the left for me
Ah crap, sloppy seconds then…
toby1234abc:
To pop your clogs when you die?
‘Pop’ almost certainly refers to pawning your clogs (shoes) after death. The presumption is that if you die you are no longer in need of shoes so you then (or presumably, your kith and kin) would sell them to a pawnbroker.
Baggie:
Is there such a place as Potto (Prestons of… ) ?
Is there such a place as Old ( Knights of…) ?
Are Jacks trucks really reliable,and some of the best ?Questions 1 and 2 are semi serious BTW,I can honestly say that I’ve never seen signs for those 2 places,perhaps I ought to get out more
Potto is a real place,not far from Stokesely,A19