The same question but relating to woman’s breasts.
Why do I put my gloves on the back of the trailer and now find out they are somewhere on the M1.
Grey canvas if someone could pick them up.
Oh and why does everyone else lose just one glove and I lose 2.
Dipper_Dave:
Why do I put my gloves on the back of the trailer and now find out they are somewhere on the M1.Grey canvas if someone could pick them up.
Oh and why does everyone else lose just one glove and I lose 2.
Invest in some ‘Idiot Strings’
Bluey Circles:
Dipper_Dave:
Why do I put my gloves on the back of the trailer and now find out they are somewhere on the M1.Grey canvas if someone could pick them up.
Oh and why does everyone else lose just one glove and I lose 2.
Invest in some ‘Idiot Strings’
And tie it on to your ■■■■■■ clamps! 
why is it that when its raining,you go deaf everytime you drive under a bridge??
Dear Lord, I really worry about you lot…
Anyway, I want to know why the boy stood on the burning deck after the rest had gone?
And if Adam and Eve were the first human beings on earth, how come that in every picture you see of them, they have clearly visible belly buttons?
Any why do you go to a timber store and buy 1 metre of 4" x 2" timber?
Why do doad sweepers pull out infront of people?
Why do tractor drivers cutting hedges carry on reversing towards oncoming traffic, with those bloody spotlights shining in your face?
One for the flour boys; Why do bakers have flour carried upstairs, when they mix the dough on the ground floor? Do they put their food shopping in the wardrobe?
Muckaway:
Why do doad sweepers pull out in front of people?
Because we can…
Richard J:
Muckaway:
Why do doad sweepers pull out in front of people?Because we can…
National Road Sweepers. Common sense and an understanding of English and the highway code are not required by successful applicants.
Ooooh…well below the belt, that one. Tut tut…
Richard J:
Ooooh…well below the belt, that one. Tut tut…
True though. Lobotomised left hand drive limpers. 
Richard J:
Any why do you go to a timber store and buy 1 metre of 4" x 2" timber?
For the same reason you’ve got 295/80R22.5 tyres on your truck.
And another random question:
Just watching a programme about some new design, weird tilt rotor aircraft named the “Osprey”. All pilots and crew must go through an intensive training programme in order to be licensed to fly the the thing.
So, if it’s a brand new design…who trains the trainers?
Muckaway:
Richard J:
Ooooh…well below the belt, that one. Tut tut…True though. Lobotomised left hand drive limpers.
Ah, but just think how much broken glass you’d drive over and how many punctures you’d get if a sweeper hadn’t cleared it up off the road for you?
Where do flies go in the winter
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Richard J:
Muckaway:
Richard J:
Ooooh…well below the belt, that one. Tut tut…True though. Lobotomised left hand drive limpers.
Ah, but just think how much broken glass you’d drive over and how many punctures you’d get if a sweeper hadn’t cleared it up off the road for you?
The NRS ones who used to do the quarries around here just plodded around, blowing dust clouds and ripping up the rubber linings on the weighbridge decks.
How do birds migrate thousands of miles and never get lost ?
Built in bird sat nav, magnetic lines of the earth or use their smell ?
Whenever there is a heatwave, every newspaper shows a photo of two young ladies playing in the sea .
Why do men have ■■■■■■■, they are usless ?
Why do we have to see photos of a pointless celebrity sunbathing in a hot country abroad, when we are cold in the U.K. ?
mikemccord72:
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Dipper or Evils undercrackers …
Why did Amy Winehouse die and Keith Richards still keeps going…?
How long will it be before FORS bring out compulsory diversity training? I predict the course would be like this;
08.00 Introductions.
08.30. “Why diversity affects road safety.”
09.00 Call to prayers.
10.00 Women wearing sensible shoes; “Sisters in transport.”
11.00 Village People PPE presentation.
12.00. Hip hop based site safety “Can you dig it?”
13.00. Lunch (no meat please, for religious and cultural reasons)
14.00 The Wizard of Oz.
16.00 Finish this “fabulous” day brother. Go with a mutually acceptable daiety.