Companies Going Under Already

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses.

A local Bra manufacturer has gone bust, a Submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of Food Blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennels has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying Paper for Origami Enthusiasts has just folded.

Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the Ice Cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more… topped himself.

The-Snowman:
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses.

A local Bra manufacturer has gone bust, a Submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of Food Blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennels has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying Paper for Origami Enthusiasts has just folded.

Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the Ice Cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more… topped himself.

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class…
isnt it a pity the memes thread got binned by the no fun police as surely anything to brighten up your day now would be a bonus in these terrible troubled times. :laughing:

ON THE SAME THEME.

i saw the board of directors for corona beer decided to change the name as sales have been slaughtered in recent weeks by stupid consumers due to the effect of covid19.

they are now going to promote it as EBOLA EXTRA. :slight_smile:

Sod it…

So sad! It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few further local businesses around our Town. The bra manufacturer has gone bust, the specialist in submersibles has gone under, the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers, the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded, the Heinz factory has been canned as they couldn’t ketchup with orders, the tarmac laying company has reached the end of the road, the bread company has run out of dough, the clock manufacturer has had to wind down and gone cuckoo, the Chinese has been taken away, the shoe shop has had to put his foot down and given his staff the boot and finally the laundrette has been taken to the cleaners!

dieseldog999:
isnt it a pity the memes thread got binned by the no fun police as surely anything to brighten up your day now would be a bonus in these terrible troubled times. :laughing:

FYI. The memes thread wasn’t binned, it was simply moved to the appropriate forum:

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=164458

dieseldave:

dieseldog999:
isnt it a pity the memes thread got binned by the no fun police as surely anything to brighten up your day now would be a bonus in these terrible troubled times. :laughing:

FYI. The memes thread wasn’t binned, it was simply moved to the appropriate forum:

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=164458

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abject apogies old boy…my mistake… :blush:

Doesn’t anyone know about the rifle maker who fired all of his guns at once?

dieseldog999:

dieseldave:

dieseldog999:
isnt it a pity the memes thread got binned by the no fun police as surely anything to brighten up your day now would be a bonus in these terrible troubled times. :laughing:

FYI. The memes thread wasn’t binned, it was simply moved to the appropriate forum:

viewtopic.php?f=15&t=164458

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abject apogies old boy…my mistake… :blush:

That’s no problem DD, … when I looked, I saw that you’d posted to it before the move so you might well wonder where your post went. :smiley:

dieseldog999:

The-Snowman:
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses.

A local Bra manufacturer has gone bust, a Submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of Food Blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennels has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying Paper for Origami Enthusiasts has just folded.

Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the Ice Cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more… topped himself.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
class…
isnt it a pity the memes thread got binned by the no fun police as surely anything to brighten up your day now would be a bonus in these terrible troubled times. :laughing:

ON THE SAME THEME.

i saw the board of directors for corona beer decided to change the name as sales have been slaughtered in recent weeks by stupid consumers due to the effect of covid19.

they are now going to promote it as EBOLA EXTRA. :slight_smile:

But the haven’t reduced the price of there beer, I bought extra Limes today.

biggriffin:
i saw the board of directors for corona beer decided to change the name as sales have been slaughtered in recent weeks by stupid consumers due to the effect of covid19.

they are now going to promote it as EBOLA EXTRA.

But the haven’t reduced the price of there beer, I bought extra Limes today.

Hoarder! Anti-social Pariah!

The-Snowman:
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses.

A local Bra manufacturer has gone bust, a Submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of Food Blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennels has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying Paper for Origami Enthusiasts has just folded.

Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the Ice Cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more… topped himself.

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The-Snowman:
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses.

A local Bra manufacturer has gone bust, a Submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of Food Blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennels has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying Paper for Origami Enthusiasts has just folded.

Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the Ice Cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more… topped himself.

It would interesting to find out what type of sizes the bra manufacturer was specialising in.Could we help it to identify any opportunities to get the business back on its feet by rationalising the smaller sizes out of the inventory.

The ice cream vendor’s fate was just a case of wallowing in self pity or was it vanilla or strawberry.

They are actually closing down the factory that makes Corona beer. Its “not essential” according to Mexican authorities so must close.

True story. Just thought I’d mention it as they were mentioned lol

Sad times indeed, just heard from my local ■■■■■■■ club who are now faced with receivership.

Apparently member deposits have become so irregular that income has virtually dried up and there is no other option but to take it on the chin till this is all over…

[Quick apology to the mod team, delete as you see fit.]

Dipper_Dave:
Sad times indeed, just heard from my local ■■■■■■■ club who are now faced with receivership.

Apparently member deposits have become so irregular that income has virtually dried up and there is no other option but to take it on the chin till this is all over…

[Quick apology to the mod team, delete as you see fit.]

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thats only because the alternative option might be a tad difficult to swallow… :wink:

Dipper_Dave:
Sad times indeed, just heard from my local ■■■■■■■ club who are now faced with receivership.

Apparently member deposits have become so irregular that income has virtually dried up and there is no other option but to take it on the chin till this is all over…

[Quick apology to the mod team, delete as you see fit.]

Is that a type of Madeira or Fruitcake that they’re into baking and you’ve spelt it wrong anyway. :confused:

Carryfast:

Dipper_Dave:
Sad times indeed, just heard from my local ■■■■■■■ club who are now faced with receivership.

Apparently member deposits have become so irregular that income has virtually dried up and there is no other option but to take it on the chin till this is all over…

[Quick apology to the mod team, delete as you see fit.]

Is that a type of Madeira or Fruitcake that they’re into baking and you’ve spelt it wrong anyway. :confused:

:slight_smile:
Yep bake club, spotted ■■■■ Saturday going to be a big loss :wink:

Carryfast:

The-Snowman:
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses.

A local Bra manufacturer has gone bust, a Submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of Food Blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennels has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying Paper for Origami Enthusiasts has just folded.

Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the Ice Cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more… topped himself.

It would interesting to find out what type of sizes the bra manufacturer was specialising in.Could we help it to identify any opportunities to get the business back on its feet by rationalising the smaller sizes out of the inventory.

The ice cream vendor’s fate was just a case of wallowing in self pity or was it vanilla or strawberry.

It was DD - and now he can’t get a job driving anywhere with that on his licence! :stuck_out_tongue:

The-Snowman:
It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a few local businesses.

A local Bra manufacturer has gone bust, a Submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of Food Blenders has gone into liquidation, a Dog Kennels has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying Paper for Origami Enthusiasts has just folded.

Interflora is pruning its business and Dynorod has gone down the drain.

The saddest one though is the Ice Cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more… topped himself.

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toonsy:
They are actually closing down the factory that makes Corona beer. Its “not essential” according to Mexican authorities so must close.

True story. Just thought I’d mention it as they were mentioned lol

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