Carryfast:
It would interesting to find out what type of sizes the bra manufacturer was specialising in.
Is guess at truckers moob size, and with everyone on furlough no wonder they have gone busy
Apparently Kwik-Fit have jacked in, Dunelm have thrown in the towel, and Samsonite have packed it all in.
KFC have kicked the bucket, Mr Sheen has bitten the dust, and Andrex have been wiped out. Durex are getting shafted, and Sand paper companies are having a rough time. Pedigree say they have to take the woof with the smooth. Dulux are hoping to paint over the cracks, and Dr. Martens are hoping to be on their feet again.
What’s happening with EasyJet is up in the air. When they take off again is anyone’s guess.
Due to the effects of the UK lockdown, PornHub has allegedly filed for w*nkruptcy.
Everlast have been hit hard, and barbers are expecting cuts…
TfL has gone down the tube, Astra Fireworks have blown up, Bovis Homes have collapsed, Thames Water has gone down the drain, Cheqeurs has been re-possessed by some White Knight, and Mike Ashley has gone onto a Zero Hours Contract…
Meanwhile across the pond,
Napthalene Inc. has been mothballed, Bethlehem Steel has furloughed for a pilgrimage, Prochter & Gamble - are lost, growth at Caterpillar - has slowed to an irritating crawl, and a rare gainer - Alphabet - has nicked 6 letters and gone over to Cyrilic.
This won’t help…
The box jockeys.
youtube.com/watch?v=GExikdK5KWE
Or, Dozy drives his first containership.
yourhavingalarf:
This won’t help…The box jockeys.
youtube.com/watch?v=GExikdK5KWE
Or, Dozy drives his first containership.
Harbour pilot’s fault - not enough tugs holding it back in the prevailing current, nor to stop lateral momentum by the looks of it. 
Courtesy TNUK CSI department.