hiya,
Norm it’s me who would need the kiss of life,i need oxygen and a massage before i can even think about other women, yes i’m afraid it’s a case of being all in the mind now, but i do like to see a good looking lady, the georgous Joanna to name one and when i tire of looking at the ladies please nail the lid down.
thanks harry long retired.
Hi Harry,
You don’t need oxygen or a massage,just get some jump leads and a can of WD40 and you would be fine,just be careful climbing up on top of the wardrobe. 
Cheers Dave.
Seasons greetings to all on the thread.
hiya,
You mentioned jump leads Dave, a little while back i was at a bingo hall with my good lady, sad aren’t we?? but the caller asked from main stage if anyone had any jump leads well Harry being a proper driver and a knight of the road put my hand up saying i’m your man, so i got the job of starting an old ladies motor a four year old Nissan Micra found out it was the original battery on the motor i told her the battery would most likely need changing saying four years was’nt a bad innings for a car doing a lot of stop start motoring, she thanked me and went on her merry way, saw her at the same venue a few days later she’d bought a brand spanking new Nissan Micra, i remarked that it was a nice looking motor she thanked me again and said, do you know a new battery was going to cost her forty five quid so i thought i’d have myself a new car, the moral of this story is when you find your battery is duff after four years hard graft buy a new jam jar and you’ll get four years trouble free motoring, and Dave have been down the road of trying jump leads and WD40 none of it works even tried ■■■■■■ but did’nt manage to swallow it quickly enough and finished up with a stiff neck i’ll just settle for being knackered it’s safer.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
You mentioned jump leads Dave, a little while back i was at a bingo hall with my good lady, sad aren’t we?? but the caller asked from main stage if anyone had any jump leads well Harry being a proper driver and a knight of the road put my hand up saying i’m your man, so i got the job of starting an old ladies motor a four year old Nissan Micra found out it was the original battery on the motor i told her the battery would most likely need changing saying four years was’nt a bad innings for a car doing a lot of stop start motoring, she thanked me and went on her merry way, saw her at the same venue a few days later she’d bought a brand spanking new Nissan Micra, i remarked that it was a nice looking motor she thanked me again and said, do you know a new battery was going to cost her forty five quid so i thought i’d have myself a new car, the moral of this story is when you find your battery is duff after four years hard graft buy a new jam jar and you’ll get four years trouble free motoring, and Dave have been down the road of trying jump leads and WD40 none of it works even tried ■■■■■■ but did’nt manage to swallow it quickly enough and finished up with a stiff neck i’ll just settle for being knackered it’s safer.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry,I think me and thee are getting dafter-Merry Xmas pal
Hi Harry,
Where you went wrong,was you never tied the missis to the bed,and jumped of the wardrobe,climbing up would be no problem with a good pair of cramp ons. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave fitted wardrobe but they do have fitted ladders just in case i get carried away one night, but knowing my old lady she’d drag the bed to one side yelling oley when i was in mid leap and i’d break my neck.Tell you what guys you have made 2009 a great year and we’ve had some good fun and long may it continue there’s been loads of laughs at life and each other, and it’s all been good natured i just hope my health holds up long enough for us to enjoy a jar or two one day that would be the icing on the cake but at least lets give the daft banter a bit of wellie in 2010 it makes my day, have a nice Christmas everybody.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry we all know you are daff as a brush, but we are also from the same mould, all of us, because we are the real truckers, and true nights of the road, bringing laughter and love to all parts of the globe, and not to get to sloppy, merry xmas & a happy new year to all you old ratbags. 
Norman Ingram:
Harry we all know you are daff as a brush, but we are also from the same mould, all of us, because we are the real truckers, and true nights of the road, bringing laughter and love to all parts of the globe, and not to get to sloppy, merry xmas & a happy new year to all you old ratbags.
From. one old ratbag to another,merry christmas and a happy new year to you and yours as well.
best regards dave.
Thanks Dafdave, and all the festive greetings to you and your family, we are a friendly group on our threads, we like to take the “P” now and again, but we bear no malice to anyone
hiya,
Now then chaps, i’ve heard it said you don’t have to to be crackers to read and post on this lot but in my case it certainly helps.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry, we are not crackers, we are slightly insane, or a tiny bit crazy, or maybe a little bit un- stable 
There are quite a few looking at these threads,must be more insane than we are,I blame the Derv in their blood.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Often wonder does Peter Sutcliffe look in or contribute to this lot using a pseudonym he was an HGV1 driver, at least he would feel at home knowing he was in the company of some of us fellow nutcases and no doubt he will have a top of the range computer along with all the other luxuries that us lesser mortals can’t afford.
thanks harry long retired.
Be careful Harry as there is somebody who posts on this site who calls himself Hammer Man. Up until now I have thought that he might of played centre forward for West Ham but now you have got me thinking .
hiya.
Nowt to worry about there Mushroomman the coward only attacked woman,I’d liked him to have a go at me in his killing days he would have had a very short career and saved a lot of police hours, only problem now is i’m only about as strong as baking powder drink and he could most likely blow me over.
thanks harry long retired,
The Trucknet member on here is called Hammer,he’s an owner driver from North Wales and is a West Ham supporter,hence the name.
Well Dave, I know they have at least two supporters, one is my ex-son-in-law
hiya,
I only support two football teams Sunderland and any side that beats Newcastle.
thanks harry long retired.
One time long ago I was in digs near roker park, and I went to see a cup match, they had to clear snow away for the match to go ahead, it was against Hendon a non league team, Sunderland got stuffed, I think it was 3-1. 
hiya,
Norm i just hope you wiped your feet before entering the old Roker Park no longer there i’m afraid, The Stadium of Light now but i have never been to the new ground it costs too much money to watch a game now.
thanks harry long retired.