Clubs and Dances, Pubs, were truckers delight

[norman_ingram]

Steve it looks more like a central drive to me, or my poor old eyes are failing me.

[harry_gill]

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Thats one i can’t say i’ve seen before Chris, and have delivered a lot of steel to Brum from the long gone Consett steelworks.
thanks harry long retired.

Here’s one from Brum Harry,Darlaston Steel stockholders by the looks of it.Wonder if he’s going to tie some rags on the end of those bars

hiya,
Chris delivered to Darlaston steel, they bought quite a bit from Consett’s Jarrow rolling mill but did’nt come across any of them, when you think about it bits of rag or even proper marker boards woud’nt be much help to the guy in front.
thanks harry long retired.

[norman_ingram]

My opinion for what it is worth, is you could be charged with handling a dangerous weapon, driving that vehicle, it looks lethal!

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Tell you what Norm would make a useful tool for wrecking caravans.
thanks harry long retired.

[norman_ingram]

What a great idea!

harry_gill:
hiya,
Tell you what Norm would make a useful tool for wrecking caravans.
thanks harry long retired.

[wheel_nut]

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:
hiya,
Thats one i can’t say i’ve seen before Chris, and have delivered a lot of steel to Brum from the long gone Consett steelworks.
thanks harry long retired.

Here’s one from Brum Harry,Darlaston Steel stockholders by the looks of it.Wonder if he’s going to tie some rags on the end of those bars

Hope he stays away from any double decker buses with that

[norman_ingram]

If I was one of King Arturs knights, I would have that for jousting, it would be a two prong attack, I would never lose?

[norman_ingram]

Not even a knight of the road made a comment on my last post, surely all of you have not passed away?

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Norm, once asked for chicken and chips in a Glasgow chippy the proprietor said he did’nt have any chicken left, i told him there was one in the window, he said thats a night owl, i replied i could’nt care less if it was a fortnight owi i want it.
thanks harry long retired.

[chris_webb]

I once went in a pet shop to buy a wasp and the feller says “we don’t sell wasps” and I said “tha does,thas got one in t’winder”

I’ll get me coat…

[mushroomman]

A British lorry driver goes into a French butchers shop and ask’s "have you got Frogs legs " ?.
When the butcher replies yes the driver says “well hop in to the back and get me a fillet steak”.

That’s a cracker ( or can you tell where I got it from ).

Taxi.

[norman_ingram]

Lads you are scraping the barrel with those jokes, so now you lot are for it. Two blokes who were friends in the army, Sam Plank, and Bill Dobbs, when they came out of the army after several years in civy street, Bill went to see Sam at his home town, when he knocked at the door, a lady said yes!, I have come to see Sam Plank, he is a old army buddy, sorry I am his wife and he died almost two years ago. After Bill said he was sorry he had missed seeing his mate, and gave his reguards to his widow, he left, a few years later, he died and went to heaven, at the pearly gates, he asked if his mate Sam Plank was there, the reply was no, he must be down below, Bill Dobbs was upset, and said this is the second time I have missed him. The gate keeper said do not worry, we run trips to there every five years, and next month the magic coach leaves so you can put your name on the list to go and enjoy yourself. So angel Bill Dobbs with his harp and wings went on the trip to hell, when he arrived, he asked if anyone knew where SAm Planks hung out, someone told him he was at a little place around the corner. When he got there, his face smiled, for on this corner was a hugh building, and in lights " SAM PLANKS DISCO", well he went in, and found his mate, and they drank and talked so long, that he missed the coach back to heaven. After five years, he got the next coach, and when at the gate, he was asked who he was, he told them I am angel Bill Dobbs, the guard at the gate said I can see your wings, but where is your harp! OH MY GOD.

Punch line, sing together!

I left my harp, at Sam Planks Disco.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Norm i think you must have been a coalminer you’ve done a bit of digging to find that one, but the old ones are always the best, it’s the way you tell em’.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

Hi Harry,
Where is Norm appearing in panto this year,we could borrow the bus and go and see him cracking his jokes,he is probably appearing in aladdin and playing wishy washy.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Tell you one thing Dave it’s a certainty he could’nt play the part of Baron Hardup with the money he’s got, a part where he could bring his egg balancing act on stage would go down well, but i won’t be sitting in the front stalls in case he’s out of practice, i think i’ll try to talk him into letting me be his agent i can see a pot of gold to be made.
thanks harry long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

Hi Harry,
■■■■ good idea,you could get a good percentage of his earnings,possibly be the equal of Simon Cowell and earn a fortune.Norm is a talent that has been overlooked for too long,as his agent you will have to market him,do they still have the Nottingham goose fair.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Don’t know if the Nottingham Goose Fair is still an annual thing Dave, but as a young single driver have gone a little further than gooseing in that lovely old city but that’s another story and a very long time ago plus the missus is hovering and if she reads this she’ll kick me in the naughty bits and possibly smash this old lap-top over my head, ouch.
thanks harry long retired.

[norman_ingram]

Go on Harry let her see, then we all can have a laugh at your exspense, what a sight to see you wearing a laptop like a mortar board on your head, and your googlies dragging on the floor, you would be able to sing in a very high pitched voice, but yes Nottingham was good for the female company, 8 women to every man, that must be the next place to paradise

[dave_the_renegade]

Hi Norman,
Don’t wish that on Harry,its dead on here without you blokes having a windup,and the only one’s who will benefit are PC world or their like,it seems as if Nottingham was the place to be,you two needed cooling down in the Trent by the sounds of it. You are making the rest of us jealous.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave , harry is such a con man where women are concerned, he would talk his way out of anything, if he was caught having it away with a young woman, he would say he was saving her life, by giving her the kiss of life, and also doing the new body press up system to get air in her lungs.