Norman Ingram:
The wedding went down well, it was a posh do, today I took my wife for a meal at The Turf Hotel pub, it ws the best meal I have tasted for a long long time. Ordered a roast lamb dinner ( large) I had Steak & ale pie, saute potato’s in cheese with four veg, broccolli, red cabbage, swede,and carrots (small), god knows what the large one was like! Every mouthful was a explosion of taste, I told the waitress to tell the cook that they must have magical hands. How is your meal Anne, grand she said, I like this better than the posh wedding meal, so did I was my reply.
Norm, you live like a King .I have to admire your lifestyle. I still use the transport cafes.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Took the Missus out for a meal the first establishment we entered did children’s
meals chicken nuggets and that sort of thing I asked for a half portion of the
menu (my wife can eat normal portions) but I’m restricted with my intake and
a half portion is normally more than I can eat, Oh yes the chef will put you a
half portion out but it will be at full portion price, two drinks were quickly put
away and we moved to another pub where we had two Sunday lunch type meals
my wife’s normal meal cost £4.50 including a drink my meal (which was more
than I could eat cost £2.25 with a glass of Cola I could have had beer for a total
cost of £3.00, and some pubs wonder why they are losing customers, the first
one I tried has certainly seen the last of me.
thanks harry, long retired.
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I think that applies to a lot of businesses Harry. They charge extortionate prices and then wonder why they have no customers. Another thing is a lot of establishments haven’t anyone with people skills AKA courtesy and manners.
Cheers Dave.
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
Norman Ingram:
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
hiya,
I thought the rarified North Yorks air might get you frisky Norm and you’ve just
enlightened me a little, you let the lady fondle your bum and not the other way
round, now I know why It’s always me who leaves the hotel with a thick ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
hiya,
I thought the rarified North Yorks air might get you frisky Norm and you’ve just
enlightened me a little, you let the lady fondle your bum and not the other way
round, now I know why It’s always me who leaves the hotel with a thick ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
The old lad sounds quite tame Harry, allowing these young fillies to fondle his anatomy.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
hiya,
I thought the rarified North Yorks air might get you frisky Norm and you’ve just
enlightened me a little, you let the lady fondle your bum and not the other way
round, now I know why It’s always me who leaves the hotel with a thick ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
The old lad sounds quite tame Harry, allowing these young fillies to fondle his anatomy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Aye Dave and him a married man, some people have no scruples.
I’ll bet “The Colleen” had her back turned.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
hiya,
I thought the rarified North Yorks air might get you frisky Norm and you’ve just
enlightened me a little, you let the lady fondle your bum and not the other way
round, now I know why It’s always me who leaves the hotel with a thick ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
The old lad sounds quite tame Harry, allowing these young fillies to fondle his anatomy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Aye Dave and him a married man, some people have no scruples.
I’ll bet “The Colleen” had her back turned.
thanks harry, long retired.
And in your neck of the woods to Harry, just not good enough. There will be trouble as the Verger said to the Vicar !
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
hiya,
I thought the rarified North Yorks air might get you frisky Norm and you’ve just
enlightened me a little, you let the lady fondle your bum and not the other way
round, now I know why It’s always me who leaves the hotel with a thick ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
The old lad sounds quite tame Harry, allowing these young fillies to fondle his anatomy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Aye Dave and him a married man, some people have no scruples.
I’ll bet “The Colleen” had her back turned.
thanks harry, long retired.
And in your neck of the woods to Harry, just not good enough. There will be trouble as the Verger said to the Vicar !
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave I’ll have to pop over to Richmond and have a looksee to find out if
Old Norm hasn’t been up to mischief, Oh’ and Dave it’s the vicars wife and
the verger who you need to watch out for, scallywags them vergers.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
hiya,
I thought the rarified North Yorks air might get you frisky Norm and you’ve just
enlightened me a little, you let the lady fondle your bum and not the other way
round, now I know why It’s always me who leaves the hotel with a thick ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
The old lad sounds quite tame Harry, allowing these young fillies to fondle his anatomy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Aye Dave and him a married man, some people have no scruples.
I’ll bet “The Colleen” had her back turned.
thanks harry, long retired.
And in your neck of the woods to Harry, just not good enough. There will be trouble as the Verger said to the Vicar !
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave I’ll have to pop over to Richmond and have a looksee to find out if
Old Norm hasn’t been up to mischief, Oh’ and Dave it’s the vicars wife and
the verger who you need to watch out for, scallywags them vergers.
thanks harry, long retired.
I was referring to the Verger in " Dads Army " who was always saying there will be trouble when the Vicar finds out.
You had better check it out Harry, just in case he did get into mischief.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
hiya,
I thought the rarified North Yorks air might get you frisky Norm and you’ve just
enlightened me a little, you let the lady fondle your bum and not the other way
round, now I know why It’s always me who leaves the hotel with a thick ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
The old lad sounds quite tame Harry, allowing these young fillies to fondle his anatomy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Aye Dave and him a married man, some people have no scruples.
I’ll bet “The Colleen” had her back turned.
thanks harry, long retired.
And in your neck of the woods to Harry, just not good enough. There will be trouble as the Verger said to the Vicar !
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave I’ll have to pop over to Richmond and have a looksee to find out if
Old Norm hasn’t been up to mischief, Oh’ and Dave it’s the vicars wife and
the verger who you need to watch out for, scallywags them vergers.
thanks harry, long retired.
I was referring to the Verger in " Dads Army " who was always saying there will be trouble when the Vicar finds out.
You had better check it out Harry, just in case he did get into mischief.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I somehow don’t think I’ll need to invest in any pregnancy testing equipment
for Richmond but then again the “Old Lad” can be a bit of a dark horse.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Back in my Bungy, after a delightful trip, before I left after breakfast, I went in the bar to say cheerio, the owner said I will check your bill, I said it’s paid in full in advance, the boss said so it is Norman, the cleaner Sarah said Norman, yes I replied Naughty Norman, she said I bet you are, because one day my wife was out smoking with her, and I said as they came back in," Give it Up", Sarah said I did for two months, I replied what about smoking, she squeezed my bottom and said cheeky.
hiya,
I thought the rarified North Yorks air might get you frisky Norm and you’ve just
enlightened me a little, you let the lady fondle your bum and not the other way
round, now I know why It’s always me who leaves the hotel with a thick ear.
thanks harry, long retired.
The old lad sounds quite tame Harry, allowing these young fillies to fondle his anatomy.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Aye Dave and him a married man, some people have no scruples.
I’ll bet “The Colleen” had her back turned.
thanks harry, long retired.
And in your neck of the woods to Harry, just not good enough. There will be trouble as the Verger said to the Vicar !
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Yes Dave I’ll have to pop over to Richmond and have a looksee to find out if
Old Norm hasn’t been up to mischief, Oh’ and Dave it’s the vicars wife and
the verger who you need to watch out for, scallywags them vergers.
thanks harry, long retired.
I was referring to the Verger in " Dads Army " who was always saying there will be trouble when the Vicar finds out.
You had better check it out Harry, just in case he did get into mischief.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave I somehow don’t think I’ll need to invest in any pregnancy testing equipment
for Richmond but then again the “Old Lad” can be a bit of a dark horse.
thanks harry, long retired.
Will be trouble ahead Harry if the old lad has been naughty.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Me I have been as good as gold I just seem to say the right thing to get a response, my old mum used to say, Norman you have a plum bum!
hiya,
My Mam said mine was no bigger than a shirt button.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Me I have been as good as gold I just seem to say the right thing to get a response, my old mum used to say, Norman you have a plum bum!
hiya,
My Mam said mine was no bigger than a shirt button.
thanks harry, long retired.
We are into the my Dads smaller than your Dad syndrome here.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Me I have been as good as gold I just seem to say the right thing to get a response, my old mum used to say, Norman you have a plum bum!
hiya,
My Mam said mine was no bigger than a shirt button.
thanks harry, long retired.
We are into the my Dads smaller than your Dad syndrome here.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I certainly hope we don’t turn this round into bigger, I’d be a also ran.
thanks harry, long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Me I have been as good as gold I just seem to say the right thing to get a response, my old mum used to say, Norman you have a plum bum!
hiya,
My Mam said mine was no bigger than a shirt button.
thanks harry, long retired.
We are into the my Dads smaller than your Dad syndrome here.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
I certainly hope we don’t turn this round into bigger, I’d be a also ran.
thanks harry, long retired.
never mind harry , better a little busy one than a big lazy one ! if you’re owt like me it’s vanished under the overhanging belly and a mirror is required to check it’s still there , cheers , dave
rigsby:
never mind harry , better a little busy one than a big lazy one ! if you’re owt like me it’s vanished under the overhanging belly and a mirror is required to check it’s still there , cheers , dave
Not like me lads, I am browned off, I woke up Sunday morning and I couldn’t sit up and get out of bed ! I had to roll over and slide out on my stomach, the pain in my neck and shoulder was like someone was sticking a knife into me. after I got up, I went on my circulation booster for my feet and plugged in my gel pads and stuck them on my neck. My wife was kind and considerent and told me I looked like I was having a fit as the pulses from my machine was making me whince with the pain of my neck, I managed to get and play snooker, but I could only turn to the right the full amount, the left I was restricted to two thirds, in other words I could not lean over the left side of the snooker table and pot into the top lefthand pocket. But did that stop me from winning, noway jose. Monday I was afraid to go to bed, yes the same thing happened the next morning, the same routine plus rubbing Bengay cream for arthritus on. Same again Tuesday morning,it took me from 08.00 to 11.30 to feel fit enough to play bowls, at the moment I move my head in several positions and only have a odd twinge, if it is the same tomorrow, I think I will pop to the doctors, but he is likely to say it’s down to old age! What I want to know, is why oh why when you are getting old, things get stiff, that you don’t want to, and the thing you need to get stiff! oh bugger.
Norman Ingram:
Not like me lads, I am browned off, I woke up Sunday morning and I couldn’t sit up and get out of bed ! I had to roll over and slide out on my stomach, the pain in my neck and shoulder was like someone was sticking a knife into me. after I got up, I went on my circulation booster for my feet and plugged in my gel pads and stuck them on my neck. My wife was kind and considerent and told me I looked like I was having a fit as the pulses from my machine was making me whince with the pain of my neck, I managed to get and play snooker, but I could only turn to the right the full amount, the left I was restricted to two thirds, in other words I could not lean over the left side of the snooker table and pot into the top lefthand pocket. But did that stop me from winning, noway jose. Monday I was afraid to go to bed, yes the same thing happened the next morning, the same routine plus rubbing Bengay cream for arthritus on. Same again Tuesday morning,it took me from 08.00 to 11.30 to feel fit enough to play bowls, at the moment I move my head in several positions and only have a odd twinge, if it is the same tomorrow, I think I will pop to the doctors, but he is likely to say it’s down to old age! What I want to know, is why oh why when you are getting old, things get stiff, that you don’t want to, and the thing you need to get stiff! oh bugger.
You are in a bad way Norm, just forget about things getting stiff, otherwise you could be a stiff.
Cheers Dave.
