Clubs and Dances, Pubs, were truckers delight

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
:lol: :laughing: :laughing: At yor age Harry, don’t you think it’s about time you threw in the towel, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and settled down to your rocking chair sipping malt whisky? :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You will have to tell your familly to stop wearing you out. :bulb: :bulb: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

A lot of the women reckon they can multi-task Norm, but Harry is way ahead of them.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, not too good at the cooker can manage to boil a couple of eggs en-route to conjuring
up a salad, but that is just about my limit, Oh’ and I make a canny cuppa, should I ever have
to fend for myself I’m afraid I would need the help of meals on wheels, or a housekeeper. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I can cook a bit like you Harry, just the routine things. Have had spells on my own could get bacon & beans etc, but lived at the local snack van or the Lazy Trout Cafe half the time. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t think my old woman would let me near the frying pan Dave, I would more than likely
burn the place down, so she draws the line at letting become too technical in the kitchen.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
:lol: :laughing: :laughing: At yor age Harry, don’t you think it’s about time you threw in the towel, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and settled down to your rocking chair sipping malt whisky? :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You will have to tell your familly to stop wearing you out. :bulb: :bulb: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

A lot of the women reckon they can multi-task Norm, but Harry is way ahead of them.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, not too good at the cooker can manage to boil a couple of eggs en-route to conjuring
up a salad, but that is just about my limit, Oh’ and I make a canny cuppa, should I ever have
to fend for myself I’m afraid I would need the help of meals on wheels, or a housekeeper. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I can cook a bit like you Harry, just the routine things. Have had spells on my own could get bacon & beans etc, but lived at the local snack van or the Lazy Trout Cafe half the time. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t think my old woman would let me near the frying pan Dave, I would more than likely
burn the place down, so she draws the line at letting become too technical in the kitchen.
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds to me that you have the job sussed Harry. You could learn the young one’s a lot.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
:lol: :laughing: :laughing: At yor age Harry, don’t you think it’s about time you threw in the towel, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: and settled down to your rocking chair sipping malt whisky? :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: You will have to tell your familly to stop wearing you out. :bulb: :bulb: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

A lot of the women reckon they can multi-task Norm, but Harry is way ahead of them.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave, not too good at the cooker can manage to boil a couple of eggs en-route to conjuring
up a salad, but that is just about my limit, Oh’ and I make a canny cuppa, should I ever have
to fend for myself I’m afraid I would need the help of meals on wheels, or a housekeeper. :laughing:
thanks harry, long retired.

I can cook a bit like you Harry, just the routine things. Have had spells on my own could get bacon & beans etc, but lived at the local snack van or the Lazy Trout Cafe half the time. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Don’t think my old woman would let me near the frying pan Dave, I would more than likely
burn the place down, so she draws the line at letting become too technical in the kitchen.
thanks harry, long retired.

Sounds to me that you have the job sussed Harry. You could learn the young one’s a lot.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Dave there’s an old Geordie saying which I learned early on my arrival in this part of the
world over 40 years ago and it goes something like upstairs for thinking, downstairs for
dancing, and I have never danced a step in my life, another example of putting this into
practice was when she ā€œletā€ me decorate the living room, ā€œwhat a messā€ and she let me
know it but has never allowed me near a paint brush since that ā€œattemptā€ it cost me Ā£60
for a decorator to come and do it properly and she still knows somebody who’ll do it for
the same money, that was the best investment I ever made, do you know my Old Girl
loves telling her friends I’m the worst ā€œdo it yourselferā€ there ever was, praise indeed.I
know of one occasion she likes to talk about was when she bought a new toilet paper
thingy that needed fixing to the wall, well first tug on the paper it fell off and she even
thinks she upsets me when telling her buddies about my failings she usually ends with it’s
not funny she must detect I’m ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  myself laughing while keeping a straight face.
thanks harry, long retired.

Got a ready excuse, sorry dear I cannot do that, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: since I got damaged nerve ends in my feet & legs, I have a job to keep my balance, :cry: :cry: :cry: never mind we will have to get someone in to do it. :wink: :wink: :wink: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Darling do you think you can afford it, on your pension :question: No Norman I can’t, but we can on yours! :frowning: :frowning: :frowning: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Can’t do much DIY myself either, which is annoying, because quite a few of the jobs I could have done myself…if I hadn’t had an accident. Never mind I’m still breathing. :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

Dave I can and have put drains in ,plumbing, carpentry,electric’s, bricklaying, built my 4.5 m square conservatory 15 years ago, papering & painting, but never enjoyed the brushwork. Now all I want to do is my gardening and light maintainance. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: People keep telling me how good my garden looks with my array of flowers and colors. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Dave I can and have put drains in ,plumbing, carpentry,electric’s, bricklaying, built my 4.5 m square conservatory 15 years ago, papering & painting, but never enjoyed the brushwork. Now all I want to do is my gardening and light maintainance. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: People keep telling me how good my garden looks with my array of flowers and colors. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Dave I can and have put drains in ,plumbing, carpentry,electric’s, bricklaying, built my 4.5 m square conservatory 15 years ago, papering & painting, but never enjoyed the brushwork. Now all I want to do is my gardening and light maintainance. :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: People keep telling me how good my garden looks with my array of flowers and colors. :wink: :wink: :wink: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm when you are doing the wedding thingy up in Richmond will you pop
to Chester le Street and have a look at my washbasin hot water tap :laughing: :laughing: .
thanks harry, long retired.

Yes a nice colourful well tended garden looks great. Our garden is kept tidy and there are some nice flowers around the place.
Keeps the place looking cheerful.
Cheers Dave.

Dave the Renegade:
Yes a nice colourful well tended garden looks great. Our garden is kept tidy and there are some nice flowers around the place.
Keeps the place looking cheerful.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Like I’ve said on previous posts my garden is completely gravelled but the weeds
still show through and I paid extra for a special membrane to be laid below the
gravel to prevent weeds, but they still get through if I had my way I’d concrete
the lot and if it was bigger turn it into a go-cart track the neighbours would be
over the moon if I did that.
thanks harry, long retired.

Harry you missed out, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: when you knew you didn’t want to do your garden, you should have rented it out as a allotment, monthly payments plus free veg! :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :sunglasses: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Another bright idea bit the dust? So I’ m off on the train to Euston ,then Kings Cross to Darlington, then a short hop to Richmond, sorry Harry can’t do your washer on your tap, no tools with me! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
Another bright idea bit the dust? So I’ m off on the train to Euston ,then Kings Cross to Darlington, then a short hop to Richmond, sorry Harry can’t do your washer on your tap, no tools with me! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Ah’ well another case of just can’t get the staff and that’s the lamest excuse
I’ve ever heard ā€œgot no tools with meā€ there’s enough pockets in a wedding
suit to carry enough gear to washer a bleedin tap, anyway I’ve done it,
have a nice stay in Gods country both of you and remember to carry your
passports, you’ll find great difficulty getting into Richmond without them.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Another bright idea bit the dust? So I’ m off on the train to Euston ,then Kings Cross to Darlington, then a short hop to Richmond, sorry Harry can’t do your washer on your tap, no tools with me! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Ah’ well another case of just can’t get the staff and that’s the lamest excuse
I’ve ever heard ā€œgot no tools with meā€ there’s enough pockets in a wedding
suit to carry enough gear to washer a bleedin tap, anyway I’ve done it,
have a nice stay in Gods country both of you and remember to carry your
passports, you’ll find great difficulty getting into Richmond without them.
thanks harry, long retired.

It will be rich man in Richmond Harry, when Norm arrives.
Cheers Dave.

I am a little poorer after train fares, taxi, hotel for three nights, afternoon tea, fish & chips, bye gum thay was luvly. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Norman Ingram:
I am a little poorer after train fares, taxi, hotel for three nights, afternoon tea, fish & chips, bye gum thay was luvly. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Well Norm you’ve only been in North Yorks a few hours and ā€œbah gumā€ your
talking like one of the natives, don’t get too fluent or they might not allow
you back in Northampton.
thanks harry, long retired.

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
I am a little poorer after train fares, taxi, hotel for three nights, afternoon tea, fish & chips, bye gum thay was luvly. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Well Norm you’ve only been in North Yorks a few hours and ā€œbah gumā€ your
talking like one of the natives, don’t get too fluent or they might not allow
you back in Northampton.
thanks harry, long retired.

He was among his own kind up there Harry.Michael Parkinson, Geoffrey Boycott and the rest all well heeled Yorkshiremen. :wink:
Cheers Dave.

The wedding went down well, it was a posh do, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: today I took my wife for a meal at The Turf Hotel pub, it ws the best meal I have tasted for a long long time. Ordered a roast lamb dinner ( large) I had Steak & ale pie, saute potato’s in cheese with four veg, broccolli, red cabbage, swede,and carrots (small), god knows what the large one was like! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: Every mouthful was a explosion of taste, I told the waitress to tell the cook that they must have magical hands. How is your meal Anne, grand she said, I like this better than the posh wedding meal, so did I was my reply. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Norman Ingram:
The wedding went down well, it was a posh do, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: today I took my wife for a meal at The Turf Hotel pub, it ws the best meal I have tasted for a long long time. Ordered a roast lamb dinner ( large) I had Steak & ale pie, saute potato’s in cheese with four veg, broccolli, red cabbage, swede,and carrots (small), god knows what the large one was like! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: Every mouthful was a explosion of taste, I told the waitress to tell the cook that they must have magical hands. How is your meal Anne, grand she said, I like this better than the posh wedding meal, so did I was my reply. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Norm, you live like a King .I have to admire your lifestyle. I still use the transport cafes. :cry: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.

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Norman Ingram:
The wedding went down well, it was a posh do, :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile: today I took my wife for a meal at The Turf Hotel pub, it ws the best meal I have tasted for a long long time. Ordered a roast lamb dinner ( large) I had Steak & ale pie, saute potato’s in cheese with four veg, broccolli, red cabbage, swede,and carrots (small), god knows what the large one was like! :astonished: :astonished: :astonished: Every mouthful was a explosion of taste, I told the waitress to tell the cook that they must have magical hands. How is your meal Anne, grand she said, I like this better than the posh wedding meal, so did I was my reply. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Norm, you live like a King .I have to admire your lifestyle. I still use the transport cafes. :cry: :laughing:
Cheers Dave.
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hiya,
Took the Missus out for a meal the first establishment we entered did children’s
meals chicken nuggets and that sort of thing I asked for a half portion of the
menu (my wife can eat normal portions) but I’m restricted with my intake and
a half portion is normally more than I can eat, Oh yes the chef will put you a
half portion out but it will be at full portion price, two drinks were quickly put
away and we moved to another pub where we had two Sunday lunch type meals
my wife’s normal meal cost Ā£4.50 including a drink my meal (which was more
than I could eat cost £2.25 with a glass of Cola I could have had beer for a total
cost of £3.00, and some pubs wonder why they are losing customers, the first
one I tried has certainly seen the last of me.
thanks harry, long retired.