Got any mole skins for sale Norm. I could do with a pair of moleskin trousers.
Cheers Dave.
When I started on British Rail as a apprentice plumber,I had to make a wipeing cloth to wipe joints on lead pipes, it was made out of moleskin and a zinc that was molded to the size and shape and soaked in russian fat, it was great, I had it for over 25 years until it was stolen in Bulgaria with all my tools from my metal box on my lorry. 
Lawrence Dunbar:
Harry pull yourself together Smy man, Those powerful Scotch malts seemed to have done you no good I will see if I can get some more potent stuff for the next gathering, Regards Larry. ps Beefeater reckoned they did his lungs wonders, But affected his eyesight, Regards Larry.
Larry, re Beafeater’s comment on that 57volt affecting his eyesight. I think he was really pleased with the effect on his vision, he is as blind as a bat as he’s waiting to go into dock for a cataract op!!! 
Regards Kev.
Funny that Kev, Harry ends up blind drunk when he meets up with Larry and drinks his malt whisky! 
No way is Harry Blind or drunk, Norm he did enjoy the Malts as every one else that tried them, He got home safe & sound & didn’t lose his bus pass this time, I myself had a good drink of Scotch & a couple of lagers, & never missed a beat may I add & went home & had a few more Glens before I retired to my bed, Harry like myself & Kev, Crowbar Beefeater Toby Alan Kean, All malt men, & Im sure they will be present at the next tasting do, Regards Larry.
No not last time Larry, 
but the one before when he miss placed his bus pass, I heard he made a racket trying to get undressed, and was in the dog house for a few weeks.
Norman Ingram:
No not last time Larry,
hiya,
Norman don’t tell me that you’ve never over imbibed on the “falling down water”
I’d do it on a daily basis if funds allowed and the “Old Lady” would turn her back
or a blind eye, I’m just having a little sample at the moment ( well the sun is over
the yardarm) and I need a bit of Dutch courage to do the school run in about ten
minutes time, the little darlings.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
No not last time Larry,hiya,
Norman don’t tell me that you’ve never over imbibed on the “falling down water”
I’d do it on a daily basis if funds allowed and the “Old Lady” would turn her back
or a blind eye, I’m just having a little sample at the moment ( well the sun is over
the yardarm) and I need a bit of Dutch courage to do the school run in about ten
minutes time, the little darlings.
thanks harry, long retired.
Still doing your bit for your family Harry, very commendable.
Cheers Dave.
Harry has finally been domesticated, years of jack my lad, 
then he get to his twilight years, baby sitter, kiddies banker, nappy changer. You could say he has ended up in the s**t.
Norman Ingram:
Harry has finally been domesticated,
I expect you have done similar duties yourself Norm.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Harry has finally been domesticated,I expect you have done similar duties yourself Norm.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
The nappy changing and even washing in the case of my own kids, this chore
became a piece of cake when I had to do the same thing for the grandkids a
case of change it and bin it, But I was s""t free for a few years after my own
young uns’ got clean and stayed that way until they started to reproduce and
set me away nappy changing again, zero consideration some family members.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Harry has finally been domesticated,I expect you have done similar duties yourself Norm.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
The nappy changing and even washing in the case of my own kids, this chore
became a piece of cake when I had to do the same thing for the grandkids a
case of change it and bin it, But I was s""t free for a few years after my own
young uns’ got clean and stayed that way until they started to reproduce and
set me away nappy changing again, zero consideration some family members.
thanks harry, long retired.
A bit like that bloke in " A Life Of Grime " Harry.
Cheers Dave.
Here is a question, why of all the animals on the earth, we are the ones that evolved into the creatures that had to clean up our young! 
Norman Ingram:
Here is a question, why of all the animals on the earth,
hiya,
The answers simple Norm, it’s because we’re human and are used to being
in the s""t, now do you mind one of the grandkids needs a clean nappy.
thanks harry, long retired.
Watch. It Harry are you used to the new dangled nappies?
hiya,
Norm, computer skills zero, the changing of s"“”"y nappies either the
disposable type or the long gone Terry safety pin types an expert.
thanks harry, long retired.
At yor age Harry, don’t you think it’s about time you threw in the towel, and settled down to your rocking chair sipping malt whisky? You will have to tell your familly to stop wearing you out. 
Norman Ingram:
:lol:
A lot of the women reckon they can multi-task Norm, but Harry is way ahead of them.
Cheers Dave.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:lol:A lot of the women reckon they can multi-task Norm, but Harry is way ahead of them.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Dave, not too good at the cooker can manage to boil a couple of eggs en-route to conjuring
up a salad, but that is just about my limit, Oh’ and I make a canny cuppa, should I ever have
to fend for myself I’m afraid I would need the help of meals on wheels, or a housekeeper.
thanks harry, long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
:lol:A lot of the women reckon they can multi-task Norm, but Harry is way ahead of them.
Cheers Dave.hiya,
Dave, not too good at the cooker can manage to boil a couple of eggs en-route to conjuring
up a salad, but that is just about my limit, Oh’ and I make a canny cuppa, should I ever have
to fend for myself I’m afraid I would need the help of meals on wheels, or a housekeeper.
thanks harry, long retired.
I can cook a bit like you Harry, just the routine things. Have had spells on my own could get bacon & beans etc, but lived at the local snack van or the Lazy Trout Cafe half the time.
Cheers Dave.