Clubs and Dances, Pubs, were truckers delight

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Not like me lads, I am browned off, I woke up Sunday morning and I couldn’t sit up and get out of bed ! I had to roll over and slide out on my stomach, the pain in my neck and shoulder was like someone was sticking a knife into me. after I got up, I went on my circulation booster for my feet and plugged in my gel pads and stuck them on my neck. My wife was kind and considerent and told me I looked like I was having a fit as the pulses from my machine was making me whince with the pain of my neck, I managed to get and play snooker, but I could only turn to the right the full amount, the left I was restricted to two thirds, in other words I could not lean over the left side of the snooker table and pot into the top lefthand pocket. But did that stop me from winning, noway jose. Monday I was afraid to go to bed, yes the same thing happened the next morning, the same routine plus rubbing Bengay cream for arthritus on. Same again Tuesday morning,it took me from 08.00 to 11.30 to feel fit enough to play bowls, at the moment I move my head in several positions and only have a odd twinge, if it is the same tomorrow, I think I will pop to the doctors, but he is likely to say it’s down to old age! What I want to know, is why oh why when you are getting old, things get stiff, that you don’t want to, and the thing you need to get stiff! oh bugger.

You are in a bad way Norm, just forget about things getting stiff, otherwise you could be a stiff.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Little chance of Norm becoming a stiff Dave he’s determined to get the
ton-up birthday card off Maj or most likely Charlie, he reckons there’s a
lot of coin to be had from his pension pot before he croaks.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Not like me lads, I am browned off, I woke up Sunday morning and I couldn’t sit up and get out of bed ! I had to roll over and slide out on my stomach, the pain in my neck and shoulder was like someone was sticking a knife into me. after I got up, I went on my circulation booster for my feet and plugged in my gel pads and stuck them on my neck. My wife was kind and considerent and told me I looked like I was having a fit as the pulses from my machine was making me whince with the pain of my neck, I managed to get and play snooker, but I could only turn to the right the full amount, the left I was restricted to two thirds, in other words I could not lean over the left side of the snooker table and pot into the top lefthand pocket. But did that stop me from winning, noway jose. Monday I was afraid to go to bed, yes the same thing happened the next morning, the same routine plus rubbing Bengay cream for arthritus on. Same again Tuesday morning,it took me from 08.00 to 11.30 to feel fit enough to play bowls, at the moment I move my head in several positions and only have a odd twinge, if it is the same tomorrow, I think I will pop to the doctors, but he is likely to say it’s down to old age! What I want to know, is why oh why when you are getting old, things get stiff, that you don’t want to, and the thing you need to get stiff! oh bugger.

You are in a bad way Norm, just forget about things getting stiff, otherwise you could be a stiff.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Little chance of Norm becoming a stiff Dave he’s determined to get the
ton-up birthday card off Maj or most likely Charlie, he reckons there’s a
lot of coin to be had from his pension pot before he croaks.
thanks harry, long retired.

He will probably outlast Charlie and get the telegram off the new Dad Harry.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

My neck is improved slightly, but not enough for me to turn my head quickly, I am frightened that a young piece of stuff might whistle me, or even Ang in her lorry and I would miss out, and not respond in time, to reap the benifits!

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
My neck is improved slightly, but not enough for me to turn my head quickly, I am frightened that a young piece of stuff might whistle me, or even Ang in her lorry and I would miss out, and not respond in time, to reap the benifits!

Don’t turn your head to quick Norm, it could seize and you would be walking like a crab.
Cheers Dave.

[norman_ingram]

Dave the neck is almost better, just a slight tightness in a muscle, but with all the creams I have rubbed on it, I smell like a pox doctors clerk. but the pain has gone, just a slight niggle now and again, but it’s only like the wife telling me off!

[dave_the_renegade]

Norman Ingram:
Dave the neck is almost better, just a slight tightness in a muscle, but with all the creams I have rubbed on it, I smell like a pox doctors clerk. but the pain has gone, just a slight niggle now and again, but it’s only like the wife telling me off!

I have always found that stuff like deep heat or something similar does the trick with muscle pain Norm.
Cheers Dave.

[bewick]

Norman Ingram:
Dave the neck is almost better, just a slight tightness in a muscle, but with all the creams I have rubbed on it, I smell like a pox doctors clerk. but the pain has gone, just a slight niggle now and again, but it’s only like the wife telling me off!

Well I suppose it’s better than smelling like the bottom of a ferrets cage Norm ! but I hope you aren’t considering a second career as a “pox doctors clerk” Norm because the STD’s of “to-day” are a lot more sophisticated than those of yesterday when all that was needed was a dettol solution,or a “dip” into some diesel or parrafin cheers Dennis.

[norman_ingram]

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
Dave the neck is almost better, just a slight tightness in a muscle, but with all the creams I have rubbed on it, I smell like a pox doctors clerk. but the pain has gone, just a slight niggle now and again, but it’s only like the wife telling me off!

Well I suppose it’s better than smelling like the bottom of a ferrets cage Norm ! but I hope you aren’t considering a second career as a “pox doctors clerk” Norm because the STD’s of “to-day” are a lot more sophisticated than those of yesterday when all that was needed was a dettol solution,or a “dip” into some diesel or parrafin cheers Dennis.

Yes Dennis fire will kill germs!

[bewick]

Norman Ingram:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
Dave the neck is almost better, just a slight tightness in a muscle, but with all the creams I have rubbed on it, I smell like a pox doctors clerk. but the pain has gone, just a slight niggle now and again, but it’s only like the wife telling me off!

Well I suppose it’s better than smelling like the bottom of a ferrets cage Norm ! but I hope you aren’t considering a second career as a “pox doctors clerk” Norm because the STD’s of “to-day” are a lot more sophisticated than those of yesterday when all that was needed was a dettol solution,or a “dip” into some diesel or parrafin cheers Dennis.

Yes Dennis fire will kill germs!

Ooooooo! I don’t fancy that “fire” treatment Norm,why did “H” introduce me to that “bird” in the Brown Bear ! he has a lot to answer for has that “H” Bloody hell Norm it’s turned black,will it drop off ? Cheers Dennis.

[harry_gill]

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
Dave the neck is almost better, just a slight tightness in a muscle, but with all the creams I have rubbed on it, I smell like a pox doctors clerk. but the pain has gone, just a slight niggle now and again, but it’s only like the wife telling me off!

Well I suppose it’s better than smelling like the bottom of a ferrets cage Norm ! but I hope you aren’t considering a second career as a “pox doctors clerk” Norm because the STD’s of “to-day” are a lot more sophisticated than those of yesterday when all that was needed was a dettol solution,or a “dip” into some diesel or parrafin cheers Dennis.

Yes Dennis fire will kill germs!

Ooooooo! I don’t fancy that “fire” treatment Norm,why did “H” introduce me to that “bird” in the Brown Bear ! he has a lot to answer for has that “H” Bloody hell Norm it’s turned black,will it drop off ? Cheers Dennis.

hiya,
Got to look after the trailer boys Dennis, so if it was OK for the Skipper
it was certainly suitable for his and any fellow Skipper’s trailer lad us big
wheel men were noted for our generosity towards our young fellah’s to
the point of being like a second Dad to them .
thanks harry, long retired.

[bewick]

harry_gill:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
Dave the neck is almost better, just a slight tightness in a muscle, but with all the creams I have rubbed on it, I smell like a pox doctors clerk. but the pain has gone, just a slight niggle now and again, but it’s only like the wife telling me off!

Well I suppose it’s better than smelling like the bottom of a ferrets cage Norm ! but I hope you aren’t considering a second career as a “pox doctors clerk” Norm because the STD’s of “to-day” are a lot more sophisticated than those of yesterday when all that was needed was a dettol solution,or a “dip” into some diesel or parrafin cheers Dennis.

Yes Dennis fire will kill germs!

Ooooooo! I don’t fancy that “fire” treatment Norm,why did “H” introduce me to that “bird” in the Brown Bear ! he has a lot to answer for has that “H” Bloody hell Norm it’s turned black,will it drop off ? Cheers Dennis.

hiya,
Got to look after the trailer boys Dennis, so if it was OK for the Skipper
it was certainly suitable for his and any fellow Skipper’s trailer lad us big
wheel men were noted for our generosity towards our young fellah’s to
the point of being like a second Dad to them .
thanks harry, long retired.

The term “Dutch Uncle” springs to mind “H”,not second Dad Cheers Dennis.

[harry_gill]

Bewick:

harry_gill:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:

Bewick:

Norman Ingram:
Dave the neck is almost better, just a slight tightness in a muscle, but with all the creams I have rubbed on it, I smell like a pox doctors clerk. but the pain has gone, just a slight niggle now and again, but it’s only like the wife telling me off!

Well I suppose it’s better than smelling like the bottom of a ferrets cage Norm ! but I hope you aren’t considering a second career as a “pox doctors clerk” Norm because the STD’s of “to-day” are a lot more sophisticated than those of yesterday when all that was needed was a dettol solution,or a “dip” into some diesel or parrafin cheers Dennis.

Yes Dennis fire will kill germs!

Ooooooo! I don’t fancy that “fire” treatment Norm,why did “H” introduce me to that “bird” in the Brown Bear ! he has a lot to answer for has that “H” Bloody hell Norm it’s turned black,will it drop off ? Cheers Dennis.

hiya,
Got to look after the trailer boys Dennis, so if it was OK for the Skipper
it was certainly suitable for his and any fellow Skipper’s trailer lad us big
wheel men were noted for our generosity towards our young fellah’s to
the point of being like a second Dad to them .
thanks harry, long retired.

The term “Dutch Uncle” springs to mind “H”,not second Dad Cheers Dennis.

hiya,
Dutch Uncle indeed, that’s the last breakfast you get out of me when you’ve
spent all your coin and you’re stomach’s rumbling louder than a Leyland 600.
thanks harry, long retired.

[norman_ingram]

Am I missing something, I am sure Blackburn is not in Holland, therefore you can’t be Dutch or her uncle Harry.

[harry_gill]

Norman Ingram:
Am I missing something, I am sure Blackburn is not in Holland, therefore you can’t be Dutch or her uncle Harry.

hiya,
Oi’ Nosser Our Lass reckons I talk double Dutch and one gaffer I did
a bit for when between jobs said I drove a lot quicker than the one
and only Flying Dutchman and he put a few extra bob in my pocket
and asked me stop on permanently but alas it was only local.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Am I missing something, I am sure Blackburn is not in Holland, therefore you can’t be Dutch or her uncle Harry.

hiya,
Oi’ Nosser Our Lass reckons I talk double Dutch and one gaffer I did
a bit for when between jobs said I drove a lot quicker than the one
and only Flying Dutchman and he put a few extra bob in my pocket
and asked me stop on permanently but alas it was only local.
thanks harry, long retired.

It don’t matter that you talk double Dutch or not Harry, at least you talk. A lot of people these days don’t know how to make or hold a conversation with anyone.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Am I missing something, I am sure Blackburn is not in Holland, therefore you can’t be Dutch or her uncle Harry.

hiya,
Oi’ Nosser Our Lass reckons I talk double Dutch and one gaffer I did
a bit for when between jobs said I drove a lot quicker than the one
and only Flying Dutchman and he put a few extra bob in my pocket
and asked me stop on permanently but alas it was only local.
thanks harry, long retired.

It don’t matter that you talk double Dutch or not Harry, at least you talk. A lot of people these days don’t know how to make or hold a conversation with anyone.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ve noticed that Dave, how many people you have to talk to, It must be the television
to blame watching and listening to that thing they forget how to converse.
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Am I missing something, I am sure Blackburn is not in Holland, therefore you can’t be Dutch or her uncle Harry.

hiya,
Oi’ Nosser Our Lass reckons I talk double Dutch and one gaffer I did
a bit for when between jobs said I drove a lot quicker than the one
and only Flying Dutchman and he put a few extra bob in my pocket
and asked me stop on permanently but alas it was only local.
thanks harry, long retired.

It don’t matter that you talk double Dutch or not Harry, at least you talk. A lot of people these days don’t know how to make or hold a conversation with anyone.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ve noticed that Dave, how many people you have to talk to, It must be the television
to blame watching and listening to that thing they forget how to converse.
thanks harry, long retired.

Exactly Harry. I will make conversation with anyone, and so will Tracy.Its far better to have a chat with someone than sit twiddling your thumbs. I have just spent a couple of hours talking to a tasty female neighbour who I have known for years.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Am I missing something, I am sure Blackburn is not in Holland, therefore you can’t be Dutch or her uncle Harry.

hiya,
Oi’ Nosser Our Lass reckons I talk double Dutch and one gaffer I did
a bit for when between jobs said I drove a lot quicker than the one
and only Flying Dutchman and he put a few extra bob in my pocket
and asked me stop on permanently but alas it was only local.
thanks harry, long retired.

It don’t matter that you talk double Dutch or not Harry, at least you talk. A lot of people these days don’t know how to make or hold a conversation with anyone.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ve noticed that Dave, how many people you have to talk to, It must be the television
to blame watching and listening to that thing they forget how to converse.
thanks harry, long retired.

Exactly Harry. I will make conversation with anyone, and so will Tracy.Its far better to have a chat with someone than sit twiddling your thumbs. I have just spent a couple of hours talking to a tasty female neighbour who I have known for years.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Give over Dave you might just find Tracie giving you a thick ear if
the conversation with the “tasty bird” gets beyond “time of day”
thanks harry, long retired.

[dave_the_renegade]

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Am I missing something, I am sure Blackburn is not in Holland, therefore you can’t be Dutch or her uncle Harry.

hiya,
Oi’ Nosser Our Lass reckons I talk double Dutch and one gaffer I did
a bit for when between jobs said I drove a lot quicker than the one
and only Flying Dutchman and he put a few extra bob in my pocket
and asked me stop on permanently but alas it was only local.
thanks harry, long retired.

It don’t matter that you talk double Dutch or not Harry, at least you talk. A lot of people these days don’t know how to make or hold a conversation with anyone.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
I’ve noticed that Dave, how many people you have to talk to, It must be the television
to blame watching and listening to that thing they forget how to converse.
thanks harry, long retired.

Exactly Harry. I will make conversation with anyone, and so will Tracy.Its far better to have a chat with someone than sit twiddling your thumbs. I have just spent a couple of hours talking to a tasty female neighbour who I have known for years.
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Give over Dave you might just find Tracie giving you a thick ear if
the conversation with the “tasty bird” gets beyond “time of day”
thanks harry, long retired.

No I’, quite safe there Harry. Tracy and the tasty neighbour are friends, so I won’t be in any trouble there. Been chatting the other one up for 30 years and that’s as far as it goes. I will flirt with any tasty women Harry, same as you will.
Cheers Dave.

[harry_gill]

hiya,
Me flirt with tasty ladies Dave I wouldn’t dare I value what’s left of my
life too much, Jennifer “Hawkeye” Gill would kill me, but I do practice
the art when allowed out on my own which I manage on a daily basis,
a pretty middle aged lady at my local newsagents who I make a point
of visiting every day is a recipitent of my chat up lines one of them,
“first name” (keeping her real moniker a secret) I’d give you’re old
fellah’ something to worry about if I was a million years younger that
usually gets me a cuddle for all my trouble. I did once try the old line
where have you been all my life but her reply took the rug from under
me, she replied well I wasn’t born for the first half of it.
thanks harry, long retired.