There’s an old saying about not needing to be round the twist to contribute on here but i’m beginning to believe it is helpful, my old lady keeps querying why i’m always grinning like a nincampoop when reading the stuff on here, just hope she remains computer illiterate or she’ll be getting the spare room padded.
thanks harry long retired
Harry do mean to tell us you have not got a room which is sound proof with padding on the walls,ceiling and floor and fitted with bars so no body can get in and a nice lady gives you an injection to help you to sleep 
sammyopisite:
There’s an old saying about not needing to be round the twist to contribute on here but i’m beginning to believe it is helpful, my old lady keeps querying why i’m always grinning like a nincampoop when reading the stuff on here, just hope she remains computer illiterate or she’ll be getting the spare room padded.
thanks harry long retired
Harry do mean to tell us you have not got a room which is sound proof with padding on the walls,ceiling and floor and fitted with bars so no body can get in and a nice lady gives you an injection to help you to sleep
hiya,
Sammy come to think of it i have been feeling a bit drowsy of late and my old lady is a nurse with a smile on her face, as for the padded room she blindfolds me before taking me upstairs so she could be parking me up in a rubber room.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
We are two of a kind, both of our wives have looked after old people, mine in a nursing home and retirement home Harry, my wife certainly thinks I am in cuckooland, and she knows that you Harry are as just as bad, even suggested that if Chris & dave met up with us, we could do real life " Last of the Summerwines ", sorry lads she has a low oppinion of me and alas you lot too. 
Trouble is none of us could be the serious one,as in last of the summer wine .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Bags being the character Howard i’ve got a soft spot for Marina and my old lady frequently belts me round the lughole.
thanks harry long retired.
I wanted that part Harry
Our lass says the reason I’ve got piles is 'cos I sit at this bloody thing too long,so I’m off to bed,see yer termorrer when me piles have been sorted,bottle of Grouse ready and waiting
Chris Webb:
harry_gill:
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
We are two of a kind, both of our wives have looked after old people, mine in a nursing home and retirement home Harry, my wife certainly thinks I am in cuckooland, and she knows that you Harry are as just as bad, even suggested that if Chris & dave met up with us, we could do real life " Last of the Summerwines ", sorry lads she has a low oppinion of me and alas you lot too.
Trouble is none of us could be the serious one,as in last of the summer wine .
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Bags being the character Howard i’ve got a soft spot for Marina and my old lady frequently belts me round the lughole.
thanks harry long retired.
I wanted that part Harry
Our lass says the reason I’ve got piles is 'cos I sit at this bloody thing too long,so I’m off to bed,see yer termorrer when me piles have been sorted,bottle of Grouse ready and waiting
hiya,
Chris if your going NHS demand your rights tell em you want Bells it anaethitises me a treat.
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
When Chris stops bumming around, and get his finger out, and pack up arsing around, he might make “Piles” of money, he don’t need any Bells to solve his problems, just a old wooden dipper, used for putting spuds in, and a dollop of graphite grease, and sit down quickly, and his rear end soreness would go away for years. 
hiya,
Chris take no notice you stick with the Bells it is the finest cure all, dippers and graphite grease indeed, about half a bottle of Bells and i’m out of everything, pain free and a little over the half bottle you can even imagine you’ve never been married, the only drawback you need the other half bottle the next day to get rid of the hangover.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
When Chris stops bumming around, and get his finger out, and pack up arsing around, he might make “Piles” of money, he don’t need any Bells to solve his problems, just a old wooden dipper, used for putting spuds in, and a dollop of graphite grease, and sit down quickly, and his rear end soreness would go away for years.
hiya,
Chris take no notice you stick with the Bells it is the finest cure all, dippers and graphite grease indeed, about half a bottle of Bells and i’m out of everything, pain free and a little over the half bottle you can even imagine you’ve never been married, the only drawback you need the other half bottle the next day to get rid of the hangover.
thanks harry long retired.
Thanks Harry and you are right,I’m sticking with Bells.If Northants Norm wants to use a dibber and graphite grease let him get on with it,and if there’s any grease left he can shove it on his fifth wheel.
Anyroad up,the job is done and I feel better already,don’t need a rubber ring either and if any haulier wants me in the IOM I’m available,sitting on a wagon seat will be no problem and I’m not bothered about a suspension seat either,only for whimps them things.A wind up/wind down seat will do like they had in the old AEC MK3 and MK5.
Aye them were t’days when we were on neets. 
Chris Webb:
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
When Chris stops bumming around, and get his finger out, and pack up arsing around, he might make “Piles” of money, he don’t need any Bells to solve his problems, just a old wooden dipper, used for putting spuds in, and a dollop of graphite grease, and sit down quickly, and his rear end soreness would go away for years.
hiya,
Chris take no notice you stick with the Bells it is the finest cure all, dippers and graphite grease indeed, about half a bottle of Bells and i’m out of everything, pain free and a little over the half bottle you can even imagine you’ve never been married, the only drawback you need the other half bottle the next day to get rid of the hangover.
thanks harry long retired.
Thanks Harry and you are right,I’m sticking with Bells.If Northants Norm wants to use a dibber and graphite grease let him get on with it,and if there’s any grease left he can shove it on his fifth wheel.
Anyroad up,the job is done and I feel better already,don’t need a rubber ring either and if any haulier wants me in the IOM I’m available,sitting on a wagon seat will be no problem and I’m not bothered about a suspension seat either,only for whimps them things.A wind up/wind down seat will do like they had in the old AEC MK3 and MK5.
Aye them were t’days when we were on neets.
hiya,
Thats it Chris I like people who stand up and speak their minds, oh sorry mate you can’t sit down can you?? anyway glad it’s all behind you, oh sorry again i think i’d better shut my gob before i put my foot in it,
thanks harry long retired.
Norman Ingram:
Harry how could you take the mick out of Chris’s rear end, I would never stoop so low , I hope he did not get cut up about it , for I would not like to become a pain in the bum 
, for I only have respect for old HGV drivers, and because he came from Sheffield, he must learn to " STEEL" himself from toilet humour, and I am glad he is on the mend 
but if he has a relapse, he can give the old dibber a try, and remember don’t knock it until you have tried it! ouch
hiya,
Norman i’ll dare bet you’ve got piles more of that useless advice on hand to offer our friend you’re nothing but a bum.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
Norman Ingram:
Harry how could you take the mick out of Chris’s rear end, I would never stoop so low , I hope he did not get cut up about it , for I would not like to become a pain in the bum , for I only have respect for old HGV drivers, and because he came from Sheffield, he must learn to " STEEL" himself from toilet humour, and I am glad he is on the mend but if he has a relapse, he can give the old dibber a try, and remember don’t knock it until you have tried it! ouch
hiya,
Norman i’ll dare bet you’ve got piles more of that useless advice on hand to offer our friend you’re nothing but a bum.
thanks harry long retired.
Thanks for the comments lads.In the meantime put a few bob on this,you might win piles of cash.
hiya,
Well Chris i just hope your nag is in better nick than the three i put in a round robin yesterday they was three of Normans favourite trainers entries a bet i never do and also backed them each way another first for me being an on the nose gambler normally, not one placed horse, yes Norman one of them was Love Match and i think it’s still running, beginning to think it’s time i left them alone,i’m a shade less than useless.
thanks harry long r4etired.
Norman Ingram:
Harry I done his horses saturday, he had 20/1 Spoken and a couple of places, I did not win, but just about got my money back, but the flat will soon be over, I cannot moan I must be well ahead, then it will be back to my 5p & 10p ew’s 63’s and hope I have a good pick up like I had about three years ago £1200, I get a thrill getting long odds horses, the bookmakers always say to me when I pick up my winnings, I thought it must be you.
hiya,
Norm i seem to have better luck over the sticks have never had such a bad flat season my bookie cheers when i walk through the door he’s surely had his pennorth out of me this year never mind it’s only money, at least i did’nt get chance to lose anything this weekend my old lady steered me out of temptation.
thanks harry long retired.