Clubs and Dances, Pubs, were truckers delight

UK PROFESSIONAL DRIVERS FORUMS OLD TIME LORRIES, COMPANIES AND DRIVERS (INTERACT
2441

Norman Ingram:
Harry & Dave I do not know how you could look at beautiful girls all the time, I could never do that, :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well not without getting a thick ear from my Irish colleen :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

I believe you about as much as I believe in father christmas Norm.When you stop looking at beautiful girls is the time to worry. :wink: :laughing:

2442

Dave the Renegade:

Norman Ingram:
Harry & Dave I do not know how you could look at beautiful girls all the time, I could never do that, :blush: :blush: :blush: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: Well not without getting a thick ear from my Irish colleen :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused:

I believe you about as much as I believe in father christmas Norm.When you stop looking at beautiful girls is the time to worry. :wink: :laughing:

hiya,
Norm if pretty ladies didn’t want you to look at them they’d wear boilersuits, wellies and balaclavas.the time to worry is when the lamp oil starts to run out and you don’t notice them anymore, so long as my old lady keeps giving me a crack round the lughole i’ll know i have’nt gone blind.
thanks harry long retired.

2443

Oh bother you have found me out Dave, but if I look I do not touch! :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

2444

Can you Dave or Harry tell me If I am correct that Chris has gone away or have I been dreaming again, for he has been alittle quiet these last few days, I do not know if that is good or bad. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

2445

Norman Ingram:
Can you Dave or Harry tell me If I am correct that Chris has gone away or have I been dreaming again, for he has been alittle quiet these last few days, I do not know if that is good or bad. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Don’t know Norm, the last i heard he’d got hold of a mk5 and was doing a bit of long distance tramping on t’isle and was stuck at the top could’nt get nowt back,or he’d been busy watching the bikers race past his window.
thanks harry long retired.

2446

harry_gill:

Norman Ingram:
Can you Dave or Harry tell me If I am correct that Chris has gone away or have I been dreaming again, for he has been alittle quiet these last few days, I do not know if that is good or bad. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

hiya,
Don’t know Norm, the last i heard he’d got hold of a mk5 and was doing a bit of long distance tramping on t’isle and was stuck at the top could’nt get nowt back,or he’d been busy watching the bikers race past his window.
thanks harry long retired.

Last I heard he had his young Grandson staying,so perhaps he’s been busy keeping him occupied.
Cheers Dave.

2447

Norman Ingram:
Can you Dave or Harry tell me If I am correct that Chris has gone away or have I been dreaming again, for he has been alittle quiet these last few days, I do not know if that is good or bad. :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
Still here lads,took grandson back to Chesterfield three weeks ago and had a few days in Sheffield and Norfolk.Didn’t see any of the Manx Grand Prix this year Harry,been busy decorating - AGAIN :astonished: .
I got a backload for that Mammoth Major MK5,a load of dogs for Barking up front and a load of arrows for Bow on t’back end.Surprising what return loads you can get over here,trouble is I can’t afford to put t’wagon on IOM Steam Racket ferry to Heysham and get it tipped. :grimacing:
By the way,if you here any effin and blindin on tuesday it will be me having me piles sorted…

2448

hiya,
The Farmer Giles operation may just be on the Tyne Tees news programme for some unknown reason we are kept well informed of the goings-on on the IOM it happened when our lot took over broadcasting the news for the ■■■■■■■ news and t’isle must come with that lot, i’ll listen out for the screaming and swearing, Chris did your mam never tell you that sitting on cold surfaces would give you the piles in later life, just sit over there and be brave, oh forgot you can’t can you, sorry. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry long retired.

2449

harry_gill:
hiya,
The Farmer Giles operation may just be on the Tyne Tees news programme for some unknown reason we are kept well informed of the goings-on on the IOM it happened when our lot took over broadcasting the news for the ■■■■■■■ news and t’isle must come with that lot, i’ll listen out for the screaming and swearing, Chris did your mam never tell you that sitting on cold surfaces would give you the piles in later life, just sit over there and be brave, oh forgot you can’t can you, sorry. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry long retired.

Harry & Chris,
When I was a young lad,one of the old chaps in this village would say to me,when he saw me sitting on the kerb,get up of there boy,you will get piles,his son-in-law who was with him coming home from work,would mutter barb wire piles ( fencing posts ). I hope you get them sorted Chris.
Cheers Dave.

2450

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
The Farmer Giles operation may just be on the Tyne Tees news programme for some unknown reason we are kept well informed of the goings-on on the IOM it happened when our lot took over broadcasting the news for the ■■■■■■■ news and t’isle must come with that lot, i’ll listen out for the screaming and swearing, Chris did your mam never tell you that sitting on cold surfaces would give you the piles in later life, just sit over there and be brave, oh forgot you can’t can you, sorry. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry long retired.

Harry & Chris,
When I was a young lad,one of the old chaps in this village would say to me,when he saw me sitting on the kerb,get up of there boy,you will get piles,his son-in-law who was with him coming home from work,would mutter barb wire piles ( fencing posts ). I hope you get them sorted Chris.
Cheers Dave.

Aye,they’ll be sorted Dave,doesn’t bother me going in for half a day,there are lots of people out there far worse off than me.We don’t have anaesthetics over here,just a bottle of Bells to sup while they get on with it. :laughing:
Harry I never sat on cold surfaces,in fact I could walk when I was a month old 'cos there were no floor in me pram.Never had time to sit until I started driving full time.And there was hell on over here when IOM news shifted to Tyne-Tees away from Border TV,not as it bothers me as I watch BBC North West.

2451

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
The Farmer Giles operation may just be on the Tyne Tees news programme for some unknown reason we are kept well informed of the goings-on on the IOM it happened when our lot took over broadcasting the news for the ■■■■■■■ news and t’isle must come with that lot, i’ll listen out for the screaming and swearing, Chris did your mam never tell you that sitting on cold surfaces would give you the piles in later life, just sit over there and be brave, oh forgot you can’t can you, sorry. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry long retired.

Harry & Chris,
When I was a young lad,one of the old chaps in this village would say to me,when he saw me sitting on the kerb,get up of there boy,you will get piles,his son-in-law who was with him coming home from work,would mutter barb wire piles ( fencing posts ). I hope you get them sorted Chris.
Cheers Dave.

Aye,they’ll be sorted Dave,doesn’t bother me going in for half a day,there are lots of people out there far worse off than me.We don’t have anaesthetics over here,just a bottle of Bells to sup while they get on with it. :laughing:
Harry I never sat on cold surfaces,in fact I could walk when I was a month old 'cos there were no floor in me pram.Never had time to sit until I started driving full time.And there was hell on over here when IOM news shifted to Tyne-Tees away from Border TV,not as it bothers me as I watch BBC North West.

You were lucky to have a pram Chris,we only had a soapbox on iron sheepcratch wheels in this area. Now you have mentioned the Bells,Harry will get piles :laughing: .
Cheers Dave

2452

Chris Webb:

Dave the Renegade:

harry_gill:
hiya,
The Farmer Giles operation may just be on the Tyne Tees news programme for some unknown reason we are kept well informed of the goings-on on the IOM it happened when our lot took over broadcasting the news for the ■■■■■■■ news and t’isle must come with that lot, i’ll listen out for the screaming and swearing, Chris did your mam never tell you that sitting on cold surfaces would give you the piles in later life, just sit over there and be brave, oh forgot you can’t can you, sorry. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:
thanks harry long retired.

Harry & Chris,
When I was a young lad,one of the old chaps in this village would say to me,when he saw me sitting on the kerb,get up of there boy,you will get piles,his son-in-law who was with him coming home from work,would mutter barb wire piles ( fencing posts ). I hope you get them sorted Chris.
Cheers Dave.

Aye,they’ll be sorted Dave,doesn’t bother me going in for half a day,there are lots of people out there far worse off than me.We don’t have anaesthetics over here,just a bottle of Bells to sup while they get on with it. :laughing:
Harry I never sat on cold surfaces,in fact I could walk when I was a month old 'cos there were no floor in me pram.Never had time to sit until I started driving full time.And there was hell on over here when IOM news shifted to Tyne-Tees away from Border TV,not as it bothers me as I watch BBC North West.

hiya,
That’s clinched it Chris i’m going all out to get a load of the "Farmers"straight on the ferry over t’t’isle and a dolloop of free Bells while they do the business do they use that anaesthetic for ingrowing toenails as well, might as well get them done while i’m there bring a few pals and make a party of it, go on Chris tell me i’m a right pain in the arse.
thanks harry long retired.

2453

There you are Chris,now look what you have done :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

2454

Dave the Renegade:
There you are Chris,now look what you have done :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave no way are you going to talk me out of it, my minds made up, excuse me while i check if the doorstep has cooled down yet.
thanks harry long retired.

2455

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
There you are Chris,now look what you have done :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave no way are you going to talk me out of it, my minds made up, excuse me while i check if the doorstep has cooled down yet.
thanks harry long retired.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Harry,if you go private tha gets a malt. :laughing: I’ll meet you off the boat,probably carrying a rubber ring :grimacing:
They gave me suppositories for 'em but for what good they were I might as well have shoved 'em up me arse.

2456

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
There you are Chris,now look what you have done :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave no way are you going to talk me out of it, my minds made up, excuse me while i check if the doorstep has cooled down yet.
thanks harry long retired.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Harry,if you go private tha gets a malt. :laughing: I’ll meet you off the boat,probably carrying a rubber ring :grimacing:
They gave me suppositories for 'em but for what good they were I might as well have shoved 'em up me arse.

hiya
Ha HA Ha Ha, Webby i’ve come to the conclusion your dafter than me.
thanks harry long retired.

2457

harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
There you are Chris,now look what you have done :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave no way are you going to talk me out of it, my minds made up, excuse me while i check if the doorstep has cooled down yet.
thanks harry long retired.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Harry,if you go private tha gets a malt. :laughing: I’ll meet you off the boat,probably carrying a rubber ring :grimacing:
They gave me suppositories for 'em but for what good they were I might as well have shoved 'em up me arse.

hiya
Ha HA Ha Ha, Webby i’ve come to the conclusion your dafter than me.
thanks harry long retired.

Aye,well happen I am Harry :laughing: . I suffered with the Jeremy Thorpes back in the early 80s when I was on nights,so another driver brought me a rubber ring to sit on when driving.I blew the bloody thing up,sat on it and fell off the bloody seat. :smiley: .Anybody ever tried driving a Transcontinental sat on a rubber ring - the cabs used to rock and roll enough without having a sodding rubber ring to sit on and Woodhead made it even worse. :grimacing:

2458

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
There you are Chris,now look what you have done :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave no way are you going to talk me out of it, my minds made up, excuse me while i check if the doorstep has cooled down yet.
thanks harry long retired.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Harry,if you go private tha gets a malt. :laughing: I’ll meet you off the boat,probably carrying a rubber ring :grimacing:
They gave me suppositories for 'em but for what good they were I might as well have shoved 'em up me arse.

hiya
Ha HA Ha Ha, Webby i’ve come to the conclusion your dafter than me.
thanks harry long retired.

Aye,well happen I am Harry :laughing: . I suffered with the Jeremy Thorpes back in the early 80s when I was on nights,so another driver brought me a rubber ring to sit on when driving.I blew the bloody thing up,sat on it and fell off the bloody seat. :smiley: .Anybody ever tried driving a Transcontinental sat on a rubber ring - the cabs used to rock and roll enough without having a sodding rubber ring to sit on and Woodhead made it even worse. :grimacing:

hiya,
There’s an old saying about not needing to be round the twist to contribute on here but i’m beginning to believe it is helpful, my old lady keeps querying why i’m always grinning like a nincampoop when reading the stuff on here, just hope she remains computer illiterate or she’ll be getting the spare room padded.
thanks harry long retired.

2459

harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:

Chris Webb:

harry_gill:

Dave the Renegade:
There you are Chris,now look what you have done :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

hiya,
Now then Dave no way are you going to talk me out of it, my minds made up, excuse me while i check if the doorstep has cooled down yet.
thanks harry long retired.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Harry,if you go private tha gets a malt. :laughing: I’ll meet you off the boat,probably carrying a rubber ring :grimacing:
They gave me suppositories for 'em but for what good they were I might as well have shoved 'em up me arse.

hiya
Ha HA Ha Ha, Webby i’ve come to the conclusion your dafter than me.
thanks harry long retired.

Aye,well happen I am Harry :laughing: . I suffered with the Jeremy Thorpes back in the early 80s when I was on nights,so another driver brought me a rubber ring to sit on when driving.I blew the bloody thing up,sat on it and fell off the bloody seat. :smiley: .Anybody ever tried driving a Transcontinental sat on a rubber ring - the cabs used to rock and roll enough without having a sodding rubber ring to sit on and Woodhead made it even worse. :grimacing:

hiya,
There’s an old saying about not needing to be round the twist to contribute on here but i’m beginning to believe it is helpful, my old lady keeps querying why i’m always grinning like a nincampoop when reading the stuff on here, just hope she remains computer illiterate or she’ll be getting the spare room padded.
thanks harry long retired.

At least if you got piles,you don’t have to purchase wind chimes :smiling_imp: :laughing: .
Cheers Dave.

2460

Hello lads glad you are enjoying yourselves and having fun, piles I have had them for years, in 1986 I won a few hundred on the horses, and took my wife daughter & friend as well as my youngest son , wife & two children to Costa Brava a village called Caella, I had a sore behind, so I put up some cream and a cotten wool ball, so it would proctect my shorts. While out enjoying our selves, we just left the " White Horse" andI let off a thunder bomb of a ■■■■, then cried " Whow", and they said what is a matter dad, I said I have shot myself in the right foot, and on my sandel was a blob of cream & a cotten wool ball, my family was uncontrolable with laughter, and for the two weeks I was reminded about it. Now today now and again I have to put cream in place when sore, but never do I push up cotten wool balls, why because I was afraid I might kill someone! :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :unamused: :unamused: :unamused: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: