hiya,
Sorry Norm, have been a bit quiet for a day or two, have been a bit out of sorts a stomach bug thingy something to do with the immune system or in my case having a very low one as a result of having chemotherapy, but here to do battle for a bit longer, so throw some at me.
thanks harry long retired.
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Harry I kind of guessed something was wrong, was just getting a little concerned, I was out on the town near Rugby in a chinese restaurant, for it was my daughters 40th birthday, the cold night air caught me out, I had to have a quick puff of my inhaler. Done a lucky31 got 3 winners 1 third & a forth, had it ew, but the last one don’t count. on my win 31 I also got 4 winners & 2nd & a loser, got to work it out to see if I have won anything, only had 20p on 
hiya,
Norm, lucky,lucky Norm, i’m a punter who could’nt even pick his nose let alone a winner managed a couple of winners on Saturday in a lucky 15 such short prices did’nt even get my stake back= 20p lucky 15= £3,00 only £1.98 returned, the bookies love me i’m even on their Christmas card list.
thanks harry long retired.
Worked it out, was £30 up, but no good with the lottery, when I do win Harry, I will probaly be blind, on oxigen tanks and got false legs, and the headlines will read " Lucky Ex- Trucker" wins, bah humbug.
hiya,
Norm, born skint worked all my life, still skint you can bet your bottom dollar i’ll croak skint nothing changes but you can bet your bottom dollar there isn’t a happier guy in the world.
thanks harry long retired.
Are you trying to tell me in a polite way, that you will not be taking your money with you when you have to go. 
or you just have not got two beans to rub together. How the bloody hell do you send beans on this contraption, I know you will soon have some bright spark sending a couple to you Harry any minute now! 
Where are you Harry.
hiya,
Norm still about, still skint, still happy and still important, now have i spelled that correctly??.
thanks harry long retired.
Sorry Harry I do not believe you, short of cash now and again maybe?, " SKINT" nahhhh, that is when you have not got two brass farthings to rub together. , I had that only once, when I had my hand chopped in half in 1964, and I made a promise to my wife it would never happen again, and it never did. 
hiya,
Would’nt want too much coin Norm would’nt be able to spend it, and i’d hate to croak with a pile of brass in the bank, told my old lady i only want a cheapie funeral, a black bag and in the wheelie bin will do.
thanks harry long retired.
From what you have told me Harry, you will need one of those large, large, wheely bins, you know the ones they use for clubs & shops. see Harry I am feeling a little better
hiya,
Norm are you insinuating i’m a fat b"“”""d i really don’t take up much room i used to fit in an old “S” type Bedford and you needed to be a dwarf to get comfortable in one of them, but thinking back i was only a lad, I could even escape through bathroom windows if the need arose.
thanks harry long retired.
Sorry Harry 
I thought you said you was almost as big as Andrew I cannot think how I made such a boo-boo , It must be my age and not being well at the time! or then again , it could be the Devil in me
hiya,
Norm was there a song Reet Petite from days of yore, well i fit that description Reet Petite as is an elephant, or the one’s i see are pink and look very slender when dancing around me dressed only in a tutu when i’ve had a drop of Bell’s too much.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry be careful if you go in the sea at tunisia, because greenpeace opperate in that area, and I would hate if you got towed out to sea,in mistake for the great white whale!
hiya,
Norm don’t like the beach, the swimming pool, sun tan lotion, sunbathing ie laying about on sunbeds, do like sitting about in street cafe’s with a Bells in one hand and a half beer in the other,sort of a balanced diet, partial to a game of bingo just like to see the world go by also like to peek at pretty ladies but i’m adamant i’m not shaping up to be a dirty old man, and certainly won’t be availing myself of the offer of a camel ride, bloody flea ridden things they are, now back to the ladies they would’nt make themselves look good if they did’nt want you to take a peek now would they, they’d walk about in boilersuits and wearing pit boots.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Norm don’t like the beach, the swimming pool, sun tan lotion, sunbathing ie laying about on sunbeds, do like sitting about in street cafe’s with a Bells in one hand and a half beer in the other,sort of a balanced diet, partial to a game of bingo just like to see the world go by also like to peek at pretty ladies but i’m adamant i’m not shaping up to be a dirty old man, and certainly won’t be availing myself of the offer of a camel ride, bloody flea ridden things they are, now back to the ladies they would’nt make themselves look good if they did’nt want you to take a peek now would they, they’d walk about in boilersuits and wearing pit boots.
thanks harry long retired.
Hiya “H” I can defo get you a part in “Benidorm” (next episode) you will be a knockout and from what I have learned from reading your posts you will be far better crack than than that W****r Jonny Vegas !! Bewick.
You behave Bewick, stop urging Harry on, he is bad enough, trying to get me in hospital, I had to phone this Arab taxi driver up near the hotel to warn them Harry is on his way at the end of the year, I might have gone over the top, for I said he was " Durham’s Hannibul" he eats men for breakfast and women all day long, I do hope that old Harry don’t end up in the clink.
Norman Ingram:
You behave Bewick, stop urging Harry on, he is bad enough, trying to get me in hospital, I had to phone this Arab taxi driver up near the hotel to warn them Harry is on his way at the end of the year, I might have gone over the top, for I said he was " Durham’s Hannibul" he eats men for breakfast and women all day long, I do hope that old Harry don’t end up in the clink.
Where’s “H” going for his hols Norm? Somewhere were they stone Adulterers ? don’t you be going with him mate as you could end up chained to the post as well with the Missus’s throwing the first wet sponges !!!Bewick.