Clubs and Dances, Pubs, were truckers delight

jimmy_m · 28 February 2010 21:30

yur a wee rascal harry

norman_ingram · 1 March 2010 21:49

Jimmy M it is took you long enough to find out Harry is a old so-in-so, if you can find a man on earth who is crafty, scheming,and sharp as our harry, you are a better man than I gunga din.

harry_gill · 1 March 2010 22:16

hiya,
Norm and Jimmy m, to be truthful i have’nt got the energy to be a rascal full time anymore, so i just rebel when the old girl’s back’s turned.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 1 March 2010 22:55

Harry dose she keep a tight reign on you since your bad health, for your own good, and keep the pension rolling in. my mother-in-law always used to say it is a shame to pass on and leave a good pension,I will try to keep it going as long as I can, and upset the Goverment.

harry_gill · 1 March 2010 23:02

hiya,
I’ve still got a mother in law Norm, but i’m fortunate, she does’nt speak to me.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 1 March 2010 23:09

Never mind Harry, if your wife has a row with you, you can say be like your mother and give me the cold shoulder.

harry_gill · 2 March 2010 10:23

hiya,
When me and the old lady have a falling out we just go into seperate beds hers is here mine is in Glasgow.
thanks harry long retired,

norman_ingram · 2 March 2010 23:26

That is a long way to keep a romance going Harry.

harry_gill · 3 March 2010 09:14

hiya,
Got it wrong again Norm, it’s “absence” not “distance” that’s supposed to make the heart grow fonder, i’ll just have to get a bird a bit nearer home from now on, just to borrow part-time mind don’t want nowt on a permanent basis.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 4 March 2010 17:40

Hi Harry, have I got it right, you are just in to lease lend type of romance!

harry_gill · 4 March 2010 19:48

hiya,
Only lend/loan Norm,want nowt to do with lease that spells money going out and i want nowt to do with paying for it, but not averse to being paid for my services, free parking for Zimmer frames, but at your own risk.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 4 March 2010 22:05

Harry, with you travelling up to Scotland too much, and drinking the whisky too much,May I suggest you have got a little tight on the spending on the other ■■■, dose that mean you have become a “GIGALO” Or a miser.

harry_gill · 4 March 2010 22:33

hiya,
Norm if you mean fg tight bd you’ve hit the nail on the head.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 4 March 2010 22:45

Harry I hope you are not bragging about your appendage!

harry_gill · 5 March 2010 10:52

hiya,
Can’t brag about that Norm, have’nt seen it for a long while, now what’s an appendage??.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 6 March 2010 16:40

Well it it is what you shake hands with every morning in your life.

harry_gill · 6 March 2010 17:52

hiya,
Norm shake hands with, and in the morning, now you’re getting me confused, what do you think i am a bloody Freemason, anyway friend if you are referring to my “appendage” again i would’nt touch that with a barge pole, even i can’t remember where thats been.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 7 March 2010 20:57

Thats not nice Harry, It stuck up for you, so at least you could could do the same.

harry_gill · 7 March 2010 21:32

hiya,
Norm if it does ever decide to return to life i’ll most likely have to shake it by the hand, unless i can get my old lady to do the honours, but she’s not much cop at weight lifting so a bit of DIY would have to be in order, now where is that instruction manual.
thanks harry long retired.

norman_ingram · 9 March 2010 12:30

Maybe she caught that " Hoover Disease" always whining and no sucking.

harry_gill:
hiya,
Norm if it does ever decide to return to life i’ll most likely have to shake it by the hand, unless i can get my old lady to do the honours, but she’s not much cop at weight lifting so a bit of DIY would have to be in order, now where is that instruction manual.
thanks harry long retired.