hiya,
That’s it Dennis i’ll cancel tomorrow, it looks like i’m a marked man even before i get there.
thanks harry long retired.
Don’t worry Harry, just do not admit to being a adult, then they cannot accuse you of adultry, then they will not stone you, you will enjoy it there, here are a few numbers, one= wahid, two = itnan three= talata four= arbaca five=hamsa six= sitta seven= sabca eight= tamania nine= tisca ten= casara. Two little words very helpful, no = la yes = nacam. innaka lateef= you are very kind, and never mess with a bint= daughter, 
hiya,
They’ll know i’m not an adult when they see me in my shorts and sucking a lolly, as somebody wisely says on here “growing old is compulsory growing up is optional” and really that applies to me must be quite young asked a young lately if i could take her to bed, her reply “grow up” so there.
thanks harry long retired.
come on guys stop taking the wee wee out of harry. I think we should call him cuddles from now on. you wouldnt ever hear me taking the ■■■■ out of him…ppssssttt harry have you been there before and got lots of wee harrys running about with BRS stickers on their t–shirts 
hiya,
No Jimmy never been there before, but been further along to Port Said, but did have a bike so you never know what might show up, and i was always ■■■■■■ in those days.
thanks harry long retired.
aye harry, i like a wee drop of port now and again. got wrecked on it when about 15 and tried to get off with my sisters pal unfortunatly her mum was there as well! it took me another 6 months before i even got a smelly finger off her.
jimmy m:
come on guys stop taking the wee wee out of harry. I think we should call him cuddles from now on. you wouldnt ever hear me taking the ■■■■ out of him…ppssssttt harry have you been there before and got lots of wee harrys running about with BRS stickers on their t–shirts
hiya,
Anybody can take the ■■■■ out of me now Jimmy, when i was young to middle aged might have been a different kettle of fish though, and talk about me by all means because if your talking about me your talking sense for a change.
thanks harry long retired.
aye harry, the thing is we all love you and norm and dave n chris. we take the ■■■■ but dont insult poeple. im a Scotsman in kent, and I take some ■■■■ n crap, but I give as good as I get and better but none of it is in badness. if it was I would flare up and put more than a few fukcs into them, but its all good clean and very very fun. you know the crack, bad language…■■■■■■ and worse all the time but you know they are mates and will help you out if you land in the brown stuff, which we all do eventually. I think its great that you and norm can get together, have a good reminice and laugh and take the ■■■■, and us chaps just reading the threads ■■■■ our selfs chorckoling.
Jimmy, Harry wanted me to do a double act with him,he was going to be a ventriloquist and me the dummy, I said could it be the other way, but he said I had more experience of being a dummy, 
but I had to decline, for I had a scare in my youth, this elder man said come and sit on my lap and have a little chat, and see what comes up! 
Norman Ingram:
Jimmy, Harry wanted me to do a double act with him,he was going to be a ventriloquist and me the dummy, I said could it be the other way, but he said I had more experience of being a dummy,
Ah so that’s why sinbin keeps having a go at you !!!
Cheers Dave.
Dave we all have our “Sin’s” to deal with.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
Jimmy, Harry wanted me to do a double act with him,he was going to be a ventriloquist and me the dummy, I said could it be the other way, but he said I had more experience of being a dummy,Ah so that’s why sinbin keeps having a go at you !!!
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Jimmy, Harry wanted me to do a double act with him,he was going to be a ventriloquist and me the dummy, I said could it be the other way, but he said I had more experience of being a dummy,
hiya,
Norm, are you sure it was’nt Santa Claus wanting to know what you really wanted for Christmas.
thnks harry long retired.
Hi Harry,
You had better get the shovel ready again,our beloved weather people are talking about snow again. So much for British summer time.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Saw that Dave, going to put the shovel on Ebay, then when it does come will be able to say “can’t clear the snow Darling don’t have the equiptment” and she will say just sit there Love and keep warm, it is nice to be nice he said nurseing a busted lughole.
thanks harry long retired.
I don’t think it will be that bad Harry,they are probably covering their backs by giving a worst case scenario. Hope we have a decent summer,will be good to have some nice weather.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Hope your right Dave all the age related aches and pains seem to ease when the sun gets on your back, and i’ve got loads of aches and pains,they’re both age and Atkinson induced.
thanks harry long retired.
I hope the weather is going to improve, I have a load of plugs to pot up, I have already done 66 salvia’s, 120 of petunia’s frenzy, 120 petunia’s fancy, 120 pansies, 66 lobelia’s 66 busy lizzie’s still to do, so you will know if I go missing, I am in the greenhouse, shush I have a small telly in there also.
Have you heard the Cuckoo yet Norm 
Cheers Dave.
Stopped snowing in IOM about 1200 today,some roads still closed,no sign of any Cuckoos up to now,plenty of Herring Gulls sheltering in wheelie bins though.
And several ships in Douglas Bay sheltering as well,waiting for Mersey Pilotage and the crews can’t get off for a pint,what a life - especially when yer next stop is Birkenhead or Ellesmere Port
Apologies to the Wirral/Cheshire lads.
hiya,
Missed the snow this time Chris although just o’er the border they got a pasting, trains was even affected north to Edinburgh from Newcastle we did get a lot of rain though and it’s still very cold, no joy with the sale of the snow shovel i think i’ll just leave it leaning against the garden wall and with a bit of luck someone might “borrow” it.
thanks harry long retired.