hiya,
More Barber Green methinks, he likes to lay it on a bit thick at times, bless him, but he should mature with age.
thanks harry long retired.
You are right Harry,mind you he has got a touch of Simon Cowell about him,that ruthless streak. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Do you think he could be nasty in drink Dave, and be able to give that Cowell fellah a run for his money, if so i might treat him with a bit more respect after all i get enough cracks round the lughole from my old lady without getting em from Norm.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Do you think he could be nasty in drink Dave, and be able to give that Cowell fellah a run for his money, if so i might treat him with a bit more respect after all i get enough cracks round the lughole from my old lady without getting em from Norm.
thanks harry long retired.
He could be Harry,remember him mentioning giving some bloke a left hook when he was on the middle east job,mind I expect those arab’s wouldn’t be ale to fight a lot wearing a nightshirt. 
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Not back in the Transit yet Dave, can’t see “edagener” in the windscreen of “the Sprinter”■■ is it.
thanks harry long retired.
Dave, you wait till you have read my joke 
, but I know you can take it, but it the other two million I am worried about ,Just because I have good taste in food, women, and jokes, I might be a Hughie 
, you can call me names, but when a bloke spits in my face, my hand opperates on its own. 
harry_gill:
hiya,
Not back in the Transit yet Dave, can’t see “edagener” in the windscreen of “the Sprinter”■■ is it.
thanks harry long retired.
Yes Harry,transit is legal and roadworthy,most of the recent pics have been taken out of the sprinter,except the one of the ERF,which I took on my mobile out of the transit whilst waiting to have it washed.
Cheers Dave.
Hey Dave is that the first time you have been legal and roadworthy.
Norman Ingram:
Hey Dave is that the first time you have been legal and roadworthy.
Never ran a vehicle that was illegal Norm,until just before christmas I was using my transit,and when I went to tax it again couldn’t find the MOT,it had run out,so had to wait to get it tested,and due to snow etc it was about three weeks out of use,never knowingly driven a vehicle on the road that was illegal,as for the MOT,genuine oversight. Have broken the law regarding speeding,drivers hours etc,but the vehicles have always been up together. My conscience is clear M’lud.
Cheers Dave.
I believe you Dave, thousands wouldnot , I only got mr plod call around to me once, your car has been reported parked without tax, that maybe correct, I took it in for MOT and it failed, I drove it home, to see if I can repair it or it will be scrapped,but I have ten days to get it retested, or scrapped, thank you sir for your co-opperation.
what would you have done if your lighthouse had been stolen norman? look out the window, it’s gone. we moved it last night harry stole a stobbarts wagon and he’s on his way to newcastle with it and backload the angel
hiya,
And yes within twenty four hours we’ll have it painted black and white with a big number seven and Shearer emblazoned on it, you’re welcome to the angel thing rusty pile of rubbish a lot of people have made a lot of money out of the thing though.
thanks harry long retired.
Wished you had told me earlier, I could have gone to the developers and made a packet of money out of them, they wanted to knock it down to build more houses. 
ive worked it out lads, why are j17-16-15-15A on M1 always closed? because of crashes 
well i know, and this is true. sally traffic says to go off the Mway if you can, to avoid the sihtsshits? but sally trasffic got it muddled, the story was it’s about avoiding the SHIPS because harry has backloaded norms lighthouse after he dumped the angel at the angel whip factory. so now the ships are following harry going up the M1 with norms lighthouse. think its bed time im talking ■■■■■ now. but all this is true. i told my psiciatrist this and he gave me bigger pills. yellow ones instead of blue. phychiatrist? if there are any physcikrists who can keep me right…okay…and bye the way what the ■■■■ are you doing on here joining the club
Harry, I was lied to, I looked from the bottom of my garden, and it was still there, and no one had nicked the lighthouse. 
Norman Ingram:
Harry, I was lied to, I looked from the bottom of my garden, and it was still there, and no one had nicked the lighthouse.
Hi Norm,
You will have to put a bigger bulb in the lighthouse,perhaps they can’t see it,to nick it.
Cheers Dave.
norman, what you see from your window is a cardboard one. gordon brown got it made, but forgot to tell harry to switch the light off on the real one as he was trunking it up north. 
Hi Norm,
Crank that lighthouse up a bit,she ain’t shining much,it had just about slipped off the page.
Cheers Dave.
P S.
JUST AS i POSTED THAT YOU BEAT ME TO IT.
Bloody hell lads, it has no light, so how can it shine, it a lift tower, and it never had a club or pub in it, and nobody used it to dance around, but as a landmark it is a good thing, and I can still see it from my bungalow, and no Jimmy it is not made of cardboard.
hiya,
Norm i’ll dare bet money there’s an aircraft warning light at the top of the structure and possibly several down the side as well with the East Midlands Airport being so close, have a look while it’s dark Norm there’s a good lad and report back.
thanks harry long retired.