Get those captions coming in!
I’ll start it off…
“What d’you mean overloaded?!? Have you any idea how many deliveries I have to do today?”
Merry christmas.
that’s it, your now on my naughty list now!
what do you mean i am over my driving hours, i have only come from the north pole. 
You try to work out my hours then!
according to my digi tacho I have been driving 17 hours but I’ve only been out 6 hours
I have done 1,876,023 drops though
You look a right ■■■■ in that outfit!
zaster79:
Get those captions coming in!
I’ll start it off…
“What d’you mean overloaded?!? Have you any idea how many deliveries I have to do today?”
Merry christmas.
listern[zb] face, this is the new livery and uniform for eddie stobart for 2011.
“No No its reindeer powered, not horsepower”
One more step sonny and i will be tightening your nuts
of course you cant see my digicard, its an inflatable truck for crying out loud 
Nothing on here for you mate,dont deliver to [zb].merry xmas>>
of course it doesn’t get 6 weekly inspections you plonker i only use it once a year
or
of course there’s no number plate its not a legal requirement in the north pole
you know what you can do with your prohibition !! 
‘‘You’re getting a lump of coal ya ■■■■■■■■■
of course i know what POA stands for now [zb] Off [zb]or
its me that knows if you’ve been good or bad you haven’t got a clue you officous little ■■■■
Waddayamean overspeeds? Limeyphil is behind me and you wanna see his [zb]ing card!
zaster79:
Get those captions coming in!
I’ll start it off…
“What d’you mean overloaded?!? Have you any idea how many deliveries I have to do today?”
Merry christmas.
Your a naurghty boy playing with yourself im not giving you any presents this year(I always said you lot are [zb])
‘OK! old man shove your pressie and the Yo Ho Ho,50 quid bung or your nicked’.
Oi give me my ■■■■■■■ reindeer back, i didn’t know I couldn’t show a red light to the front
zaster79:
Get those captions coming in!
I’ll start it off…
“What d’you mean overloaded?!? Have you any idea how many deliveries I have to do today?”
Merry christmas.
sorry sir i didnt realize fog lights were a legal requirement 
zaster79:
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North Pole - ish or not , ime on a zb deadline ,
now get that padlock cord off my wheels pronto sonny.