ahhh weres my nut cracker,
Almost posted about RRROOOOBBBBBBBBBBIIIEEEE and a big creamy mess,not a good idea. 
zaster79:
I keep telling you, I didn’t put a magnet on, it’s the North Pole FFS
Merry christmas. Ho Ho Ho
I’ve just tightened the [zb]ers, you can take yer toffee hammer and…
Listen pal, when I said Santa can make your wishes come true I didn’t quite mean that! Now put that back in your trouser’s and give me the damned ticket! I’m busy!
“First DEFRA tell me I can’t use reindeers anymore, now you’re telling me I need a restricted operators licence. Ho Bloody Ho.”
zaster79:
Get those captions coming in!
I’ll start it off…
“What d’you mean overloaded?!? Have you any idea how many deliveries I have to do today?”
Merry christmas.
SANTA DRIVE BY ABUSE TO THE VOSA BLOKE.
oi knob jockey, i am off to your house to dump this lot on your drive.
zaster79:
“First DEFRA tell me I can’t use reindeers anymore, now you’re telling me I need a restricted operators licence. Ho Bloody Ho.”
this has to be the winner lol
listen mr vosa man your presents on here a pair of slippers and a ■■■ toy if you dont like the slippers you can go [zb] yourself
Look, you self-righteous ■■■■…The mode switch is knackered. So I gotta whack it with this! 
Yeeer i may look a pratt but i only ware this outfit one night a year!!!
not every day like you…and people never see me there asleep
Merry christmas to all…now back to Ashley,s book M\E here i come
John.
zaster79:
wot the ■■■■ do you mean im over my hours and over loaded , if you even try and give me a pg9 il wrap this spanner round your ■■■■■■■ head
Knob.
frosted windscreen,you ■■■■■■■■!,it’s minus 40 up there,and my demister is made out of foam!!
I know it’s only a 4 x2 but there’s snow on the windscreen and I’m here!
renaultman:
I know it’s only a 4 x2 but there’s snow on the windscreen and I’m here!
Now now renaultman you,ll be saying that DD word in a moment and you know who,ll wake up.
Enjoy the festive season
John