What’s the best/worst you can come up with?
Your eyes are like spanners, everytime i look into them they tighten my nuts. Cant say it worked for me though. 
Do virgin’s sleep with their knees up ?
You dont sweat much for a fat bird.
get in the van
alamcculloch:
You dont sweat much for a fat bird.
nice
Get your coat - you’ve pulled
Spit or swallow?
nice legs what time do they open ?
Sit on my face, tell me that you love me.
Or Mr Knapps favourite, can I see you after school. 
I am here: tapatalk.com/map.php?axo2nb
It’s not theirs anymore,
This is our England now.
Paaaaarrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyy
If the tag fits! 
it may be small but it will fill a pram
This is gonna hurt you more than me
There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?
kev’s classic line “do ya ?#$# on first dates”
Do ya fancy a ■■■■ darlin? “No thanks.” Do ya mind laying down while I have one.
Do ya wanna come look at my bedroom ceiling
Or a genuine one I used many times as an intro. Do you believe in love at first site? “No.” Nor did I till I saw you…and pulled.
mucker85:
alamcculloch:
You dont sweat much for a fat bird.nice
+1
Okey-Didley-Dokely:
Or Mr Knapps favourite, can I see you after school.
Wrong but funny
I am here: tapatalk.com/map.php?axo2nb
It’s not theirs anymore,
This is our England now.
Paaaaarrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyy
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised.
