The cycle police are at it again! (not sure if this has been posted) but hmmm…
He needs to sort his brakes before making more videos.
mrginge:
He needs to sort his brakes before making more videos.
Yeah they were a tad squeaky. I just love how he uses the ‘universal sign’ for eating cereal to explain to others why he’s blocking the road.
“its going to the police, its going to the police” seriously shut the ***** up, why cant more people do what that bus driver did and strangle the prick.
Is the cyclist Tony the Tiger or does he need more Snap Crackle and Pop,I bet the 4x4 driver got a bit Frostie with him, sounds like a Crunchy Nut to me, is it a no brainer or an All Braner ?
its granola…its granola!
mrginge:
He needs to sort his brakes before making more videos.
nothing a bit of grease on the wheel rims won’t sort out, or silicone spray,lets see the prick stop then, 
until its YOUR loved ones SHE RUNS OVER no wonder this industry is in the ■■■■■ morons 
Girl gotta eat ffs!!!
Seriously I’m 100% convinced there are individuals that have nothing better to do with their lives than strap a ■■■■■■■ camera to their head and cycle round all day trying to get themselves a snippet of someone doing wrong.
I had I before whilst driving my car,trying to chop some veg on my dash to go in my stew that was gently bubbling away on my passenger seat when some dude cycles up wanting to dip his bread in it,that’s not a euthanism btw.
topmixer11:
until its YOUR loved ones SHE RUNS OVER no wonder this industry is in the [zb] morons
ckm1981:
I’m 100% convinced there are individuals that have nothing better to do with their lives than strap a [zb] camera to their head and cycle round all day trying to get themselves a snippet of someone doing wrong.
The problem is they all want to produce a video that goes “viral” and they’ll video ever little thing they see,and post it all online,till they get one to give them their self rightous platform to get lots of back slaps from
“Siri, please call 999”
James the cat:
“Siri, please call 999”
Yeah, the fool can’t even dial a number!
Just wondering if he’d have done all that if a shaved head,tattoo sleeved, body builder been driving? It’s not illegal to eat while driving, bowl of cereal is a bit cheeky tho, but she’s stationary - she ain’t going nowhere!
btw - nice motor too!
Looks like Gail of Coronation Street… 
topmixer11:
until its YOUR loved ones SHE RUNS OVER no wonder this industry is in the [zb] morons
Yeh mate, we’re not ‘Thinking of the children’
OK she shouldn’t have been eating her Frosties at the wheel end of,…but wtf has it to do with that complete fanny I hate self appointed police and blokes like him that sit down to have a ■■■■.
robroy:
blokes like him that sit down to have a ■■■■.
Oi Robroy! I sit down for a ■■■■!
Well I do at home at least, ever since the g/f decided it was my job to clean the loo and it sunk into my thick head that if I sat down my aim improved, et voila, nothing to clean. 
the maoster:
robroy:
blokes like him that sit down to have a ■■■■.Oi Robroy! I sit down for a ■■■■!
Well I do at home at least, ever since the g/f decided it was my job to clean the loo and it sunk into my thick head that if I sat down my aim improved, et voila, nothing to clean.
So you don’t clean it at all ?
Hmmmm…
Jim
JFC999:
the maoster:
robroy:
blokes like him that sit down to have a ■■■■.Oi Robroy! I sit down for a ■■■■!
Well I do at home at least, ever since the g/f decided it was my job to clean the loo and it sunk into my thick head that if I sat down my aim improved, et voila, nothing to clean.
So you don’t clean it at all ?
Hmmmm…
Jim
I tried to sit down to ■■■■ once…however I suffer from a micro size deficiency, resulting in water making its way through the gap between the seat and porcelain. 
Michael Douglas:
I tried to sit down to ■■■■ once…however I suffer from a micro size deficiency, resulting in water making its way through the gap between the seat and porcelain.
I did that once "post coitus " and before it returned to its normal “child sized”, in order to successfully pee I had to sit down, force it into the pot and bend forward with my head down between my knees! The result was a steaming jet of urine (and God knows what else) hitting me square in the face from between the rim and the lid! Never again. 
the maoster:
Michael Douglas:
I tried to sit down to ■■■■ once…however I suffer from a micro size deficiency, resulting in water making its way through the gap between the seat and porcelain.I did that once "post coitus " and before it returned to its normal “child sized”, in order to successfully pee I had to sit down, force it into the pot and bend forward with my head down between my knees! The result was a steaming jet of urine (and God knows what else) hitting me square in the face from between the rim and the lid! Never again.
■■■■ maoster…I feel your pain! My thoughts are with you!