Changing the world, one bowl of cereal at a time!

how many times have you wanted to do this…youtube.com/watch?v=IQwmnSeFZKM :smiley:

robroy:

topmixer11:
until its YOUR loved ones SHE RUNS OVER no wonder this industry is in the [zb] morons :unamused: :unamused:

Yeh mate, we’re not ‘Thinking of the children’ :smiley:
OK she shouldn’t have been eating her Frosties at the wheel end of,…but wtf has it to do with that complete fanny :unamused: I hate self appointed police and blokes like him that sit down to have a ■■■■.

Thing is, ‘eating a bowl of cereal whilst driving’ is not an offence in itself. Plod might argue ‘not in proper control’, but that would require evidence of degraded driving. Difficult in stop start traffic.

And yes, these knights of the road cyclists who think they are the mutts nuts, they really need to wind their necks in before someone looses it with them.

Swearing away won’t help their credibility either, but is useful on camera for when plod stick them on for a public order offence.

dieseldog999:
how many times have you wanted to do this…youtube.com/watch?v=IQwmnSeFZKM :smiley:[/quote

What you say has never crossed my mind. Yes the bloke is a prick, but If that’s the way you think, you shouldn’t have a licence. Motorcycles and cyclist’s are the most vulnerable on our roads. Although a lot of them are pricks… Give them room.

What boils my spuds is this.

folk doing stupid things on the road, being on the phone, reversing up slip ways bla bla. All silly things that COULD cause harm. Now. That’s the Police’s job to sort them out. I pay them to do it. You pay them to do it. What I didn’t pay for or wouldn’t pay for is every amateur with no training and a camera on his head taking it upon themselves to go around policing the roads. What’s the difference?

Well, motive. For one. The Police have a job. That’s their field. These guys, the amateurs. I can’t square away their motives whichever way I try. It’s rubbish. They’re not doing it for general good. What a load of balls. If they did, why not actually directly help people, help the homeless. Why not film real crime then eh? Why not pedal your bike into the estates of Manchester and film drug deals? Use your bike to fetch shopping for old people? The reason they do this is pure narcissism. They get a kick out of the ivory tower feeling that amateur road policing gives them and they know is safe easy pickings for their hobby. They actually are a bigger problem themselves for society than the people they’re filming.

The bomb proof excuse that they’re blowing the roof off a motoring misdemeanor just gives them the perfect excuse. The give away is that nearly all of these ■■■■■■■■■ within 30 seconds is bleeding on about calling the Police as if they’ve just stumbled upon a gun raid in south central LA. They use no judgement and reach for the big guns straight away. Ironically the Police perhaps would use more judgement and perhaps just issue a ball breaking. These pious pricks are doing this out of pure enjoyment. I didn’t choose them, I didn’t ask them to do it and I wouldn’t choose them. They’re not acting on behalf of this citizen. They can sod off and get back in their boxes.

Freight Dog:
What boils my spuds is this.

folk doing stupid things on the road, being on the phone, reversing up slip ways bla bla. All silly things that COULD cause harm. Now. That’s the Police’s job to sort them out. I pay them to do it. You pay them to do it. What I didn’t pay for or wouldn’t pay for is every amateur with no training and a camera on his head taking it upon themselves to go around policing the roads. What’s the difference?

Well, motive. For one. The Police have a job. That’s their field. These guys, the amateurs. I can’t square away their motives whichever way I try. It’s rubbish. They’re not doing it for general good. What a load of balls. If they did, why not actually directly help people, help the homeless. Why not film real crime then eh? Why not pedal your bike into the estates of Manchester and film drug deals? Use your bike to fetch shopping for old people? The reason they do this is pure narcissism. They get a kick out of the ivory tower feeling that amateur road policing gives them and they know is safe easy pickings for their hobby. They actually are a bigger problem themselves for society than the people they’re filming.

The bomb proof excuse that they’re blowing the roof off a motoring misdemeanor just gives them the perfect excuse. The give away is that nearly all of these [zb] within 30 seconds is bleeding on about calling the Police as if they’ve just stumbled upon a gun raid in south central LA. They use no judgement and reach for the big guns straight away. Ironically the Police perhaps would use more judgement and perhaps just issue a ball breaking. These pious pricks are doing this out of pure enjoyment. I didn’t choose them, I didn’t ask them to do it and I wouldn’t choose them. They’re not acting on behalf of this citizen. They can sod off and get back in their boxes.

+1

Freight Dog:
What boils my spuds is this.

folk doing stupid things on the road, being on the phone, reversing up slip ways bla bla. All silly things that COULD cause harm. Now. That’s the Police’s job to sort them out. I pay them to do it. You pay them to do it. What I didn’t pay for or wouldn’t pay for is every amateur with no training and a camera on his head taking it upon themselves to go around policing the roads. What’s the difference?

Well, motive. For one. The Police have a job. That’s their field. These guys, the amateurs. I can’t square away their motives whichever way I try. It’s rubbish. They’re not doing it for general good. What a load of balls. If they did, why not actually directly help people, help the homeless. Why not film real crime then eh? Why not pedal your bike into the estates of Manchester and film drug deals? Use your bike to fetch shopping for old people? The reason they do this is pure narcissism. They get a kick out of the ivory tower feeling that amateur road policing gives them and they know is safe easy pickings for their hobby. They actually are a bigger problem themselves for society than the people they’re filming.

The bomb proof excuse that they’re blowing the roof off a motoring misdemeanor just gives them the perfect excuse. The give away is that nearly all of these [zb] within 30 seconds is bleeding on about calling the Police as if they’ve just stumbled upon a gun raid in south central LA. They use no judgement and reach for the big guns straight away. Ironically the Police perhaps would use more judgement and perhaps just issue a ball breaking. These pious pricks are doing this out of pure enjoyment. I didn’t choose them, I didn’t ask them to do it and I wouldn’t choose them. They’re not acting on behalf of this citizen. They can sod off and get back in their boxes.

You have just said it all mate, and it takes a certain type to become one of these super hero crime fighters, perfectly illustrated by that complete tospot in the video :unamused: who no doubt still lives with his Mam and yet to have his first girlfriend.
I ain’t on Facebook but if I knew how to I would put a copy of your post on knob head’s site/wall/page or whatever the hell the correct term is.

I’m on me day off watching ‘This Morning’ :blush: :unamused: , and who pops up in the studio, the Super hero Cyclist, what an absolute plonker this guy is, sat there in his hi viz :smiley: .
Watch it on ITV player on demand set it for 10 55am.
The best bit is where he says he ‘let off’ one of his victims whom he videoed…because she apologised to him :open_mouth: . Apparently he’s a bus driver and he reportred one of the other drivers as well, what an arrogant deluded prick!
Not been punched enough as my squaddie mate says :smiley:

If someone really feels that threatened by everything around them when cycling on the roads, perhaps they would be better using public transport and letting someone else have the worries? I can understand cyclists being tetchy, nervous and apprehensive, but being deliberately confrontational with other road users is only ever going to end badly for them one day. Lycra won’t protect you from a baseball bat (or worse) if you gob off at the wrong person out there.

robroy:
I’m on me day off watching ‘This Morning’ :blush: :unamused: , and who pops up in the studio, the Super hero Cyclist, what an absolute plonker this guy is, sat there in his hi viz :smiley: .
Watch it on ITV player on demand set it for 10 55am.
The best bit is where he says he ‘let off’ one of his victims whom he videoed…because she apologised to him :open_mouth: . Apparently he’s a bus driver and he reportred one of the other drivers as well, what an arrogant deluded prick!
Not been punched enough as my squaddie mate says :smiley:

He sounds like a right cheese cake

Michael Douglas:

robroy:
I’m on me day off watching ‘This Morning’ :blush: :unamused: , and who pops up in the studio, the Super hero Cyclist, what an absolute plonker this guy is, sat there in his hi viz :smiley: .
Watch it on ITV player on demand set it for 10 55am.
The best bit is where he says he ‘let off’ one of his victims whom he videoed…because she apologised to him :open_mouth: . Apparently he’s a bus driver and he reportred one of the other drivers as well, what an arrogant deluded prick!
Not been punched enough as my squaddie mate says :smiley:

He sounds like a right cheese cake

And she a right fruitake…

I wonder if the police will make her say Cheerio to her licence for a while? Maybe the threat of Porridge is enough?

Have the police confirmed what the cereal was yet?I’m worried it might of been soup.

Kellogs should use this for the next “Crunchy Nut Cornflakes” ad.

ckm1981:
Girl gotta eat ffs!!!
Seriously I’m 100% convinced there are individuals that have nothing better to do with their lives than strap a [zb] camera to their head and cycle round all day trying to get themselves a snippet of someone doing wrong.
I had I before whilst driving my car,trying to chop some veg on my dash to go in my stew that was gently bubbling away on my passenger seat when some dude cycles up wanting to dip his bread in it,that’s not a euthanism btw.

Nor is it English.

Santa:

ckm1981:
Girl gotta eat ffs!!!
Seriously I’m 100% convinced there are individuals that have nothing better to do with their lives than strap a [zb] camera to their head and cycle round all day trying to get themselves a snippet of someone doing wrong.
I had I before whilst driving my car,trying to chop some veg on my dash to go in my stew that was gently bubbling away on my passenger seat when some dude cycles up wanting to dip his bread in it,that’s not a euthanism btw.

Nor is it English.

Oh dear,did you just try to correct my bad spelling by misusing the word “Nor”?..bad times.

For future reference-
oxforddictionaries.com/defin … nglish/nor

knorr - for ckm’s stew
Gnaw- what ckm will do when it’s ready

I’m confused a soupcon now :confused:
Blooming Nora!

Being a Beaver, I’m fond of gnawing.