Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in he room stops to listen.
MAN:
“Hello”
WOMAN:
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN:
“Yes”
WOMAN:
“I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN:
“Sure … go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN:
“I also stopped by , the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models I saw one I really liked.”
MAN:
“How much?”
WOMAN:
“$60,000”
MAN:
“OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN:
“Great! Oh, and one more thing … The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN:
“Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $ 900,000.”
WOMAN:
“OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN:
“Bye, I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: " Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
