A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of £5,000 and observes to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes As she presents these gifts, she tells him that
she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the £5,000. She gives him back his £5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She Tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest ■■■■■.
Men are like that, you know. There is more money being spent on
breast implants and ■■■■■■ today than on Alzheimer’s research. This
means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
perky ■■■■■ and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what
to do with them.
If you don’t send this to five old friends right away there will be
five fewer people laughing in the world.
