Caught an Illegal

Franglais:

biggriffin:

corij:
the ones that are caught on the beaches theres loads of work they could be put to good use the following Monday, mending potholes in Dover, clearing flytipped areas . Same way that low risk convicts are put to work in the community .

That’s against there human rights, to be made to work, and pay tax. It’s easier to rent a second hand Prius of the brothers,and become Uber driver and pay no taxes.Or work in the chicken/kebab shop.

I think you make a good point.
While waiting for a security check I was talking with a Gendarme about the immigrants. He suggested one of the reasons they wanted to go to the UK was because of our large grey economy.
I have no insight into a migrants mindset etc, bit look around the UK for yourself: car washes, nail bars, cheap gardeners etc. So many in the UK moan about immigrants, but at the same time want a cheap car wash where the employees must be on less than the minimum wage, and happily pay cash to avoid vat, and so support the grey economy` and support more illegal immigration.

This!!

a lass i know runs her own HR company in london for the hotel trade, she says that if they take away all the illegal immigrants working within the hotel sector, it would just collapse overnight…

I bought a karcher jet wash,this summer
It’s paid for itself already.

commonrail:
I bought a karcher jet wash,this summer
It’s paid for itself already.

Karcher power washes are pretty crap, the main issue with them is the plastic pump housing which cracks if you store it in cold garage and frost gets to it. Nilfisk machines have a metal bodied pump and cheap versions frequently come up on Amazon flash sales

I bought one from B&Q branded as RAC, been expecting it to ‘breakdown’ for the last four years or so …

peirre:

commonrail:
I bought a karcher jet wash,this summer
It’s paid for itself already.

Karcher power washes are pretty crap, the main issue with them is the plastic pump housing which cracks if you store it in cold garage and frost gets to it. Nilfisk machines have a metal bodied pump and cheap versions frequently come up on Amazon flash sales

Thanks for the tip.
I’ll bring it inside.

WhiteTruckMan:

Franglais:
I have no insight into a migrants mindset etc, bit look around the UK for yourself: car washes, nail bars, cheap gardeners etc. So many in the UK moan about immigrants, but at the same time want a cheap car wash where the employees must be on less than the minimum wage, and happily pay cash to avoid vat, and so support the grey economy` and support more illegal immigration.

On car washed at least I flat out refuse to use the manned ones. They always look too suspicious to me. I’ll drive a dirty car, or wash it myself before I knowingly contribute to someones slavery. The nearest I come to this sort of thing is occasionally (when I have the time) getting my truck washed at Lymm truckstop on the M6. And even then they do a crap job, missing big areas.

Well said, I have to pay tax so they can to, people just dont seem to understand this bit.

we will be sound and safe from anymore wet taliban according to this one.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46725343

no doubt :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: Sajid Javid :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: will do his best to make sure none shall pass.

bit like the fox being in charge of the henhouse,but that sums up how britain is down the pan and waiting to get flushed.

Franglais:

biggriffin:

corij:
the ones that are caught on the beaches theres loads of work they could be put to good use the following Monday, mending potholes in Dover, clearing flytipped areas . Same way that low risk convicts are put to work in the community .

That’s against there human rights, to be made to work, and pay tax. It’s easier to rent a second hand Prius of the brothers,and become Uber driver and pay no taxes.Or work in the chicken/kebab shop.

I think you make a good point.
While waiting for a security check I was talking with a Gendarme about the immigrants. He suggested one of the reasons they wanted to go to the UK was because of our large grey economy.
I have no insight into a migrants mindset etc, bit look around the UK for yourself: car washes, nail bars, cheap gardeners etc. So many in the UK moan about immigrants, but at the same time want a cheap car wash where the employees must be on less than the minimum wage, and happily pay cash to avoid vat, and so support the grey economy` and support more illegal immigration.

Know what your sayin dude,tali wash near me has an endless clientele despite a perfectly good auto system further away,there seems a certain victorian vibe to the ritual,watching the lower orders working up a good lather ,like an old shire horse type of thing.It irkes me greatly.

it could pass the time having a 5 minute fantasy looking for some VNL when getting your ■■■■■■■■,but unfortunately for me over here in n.i. then the ones working around belfast are mega munters couldnt get a poke on a pub bus run. :cry:

I don’t care about the moral, social or taxation dilemmas of having my car ethnically cleansed, not as long as my local one keeps employing the really hot Romanian chick with the gravity defying chesticles encased in her skin tight and usually wet white Tee shirt.

the maoster:
I don’t care about the moral, social or taxation dilemmas of having my car ethnically cleansed, not as long as my local one keeps employing the really hot Romanian chick with the gravity defying chesticles encased in her skin tight and usually wet white Tee shirt.

That would certainly swing it for me.

the maoster:
I don’t care about the moral, social or taxation dilemmas of having my car ethnically cleansed, not as long as my local one keeps employing the really hot Romanian chick with the gravity defying chesticles encased in her skin tight and usually wet white Tee shirt.

Speedway corner by any chance? if not, try it lol

scottie0011:

the maoster:
I don’t care about the moral, social or taxation dilemmas of having my car ethnically cleansed, not as long as my local one keeps employing the really hot Romanian chick with the gravity defying chesticles encased in her skin tight and usually wet white Tee shirt.

Speedway corner by any chance? if not, try it lol

Funnily enough I used Speedway corner on Sunday and the eye candy was woeful there despite the quality of wash being first class. My dilemma now is do I use East Road with the great norks but poor wash, or Speedway corner with a great wash carried out by Gremlins? :smiley:

the maoster:

scottie0011:

the maoster:
I don’t care about the moral, social or taxation dilemmas of having my car ethnically cleansed, not as long as my local one keeps employing the really hot Romanian chick with the gravity defying chesticles encased in her skin tight and usually wet white Tee shirt.

Speedway corner by any chance? if not, try it lol

Funnily enough I used Speedway corner on Sunday and the eye candy was woeful there despite the quality of wash being first class. My dilemma now is do I use East Road with the great norks but poor wash, or Speedway corner with a great wash carried out by Gremlins? :smiley:

I use speedway corner everytime I’m down at the in laws, last time I was there there was a lassie with the biggest norks and wearing yoga pants :open_mouth: :open_mouth:

You two have just proved my point that a business plan I had thought up years ago WOULD have worked.
Ok, maybe not pc but effective.
Recruit about 6 or so young fit ■■■■■ young ladies (I would have said preferably blonde but that’s just me :blush: ) wearing cropped t. shirts and skimpy shorts, on a drive in car wash. :bulb: :sunglasses:

I would have made a fortune from lads like yourselves…well no offence but basically pervs I was aiming at. :laughing:

My mates were all for it, but funnily enough my Mrs did not share my enthusiasm for the project, so it never got off the ground. :frowning:

robroy:
You two have just proved my point that a business plan I had thought up years ago WOULD have worked.
Ok, maybe not pc but effective.
Recruit about 6 or so young fit ■■■■■ young ladies (I would have said preferably blonde but that’s just me :blush: ) wearing cropped t. shirts and skimpy shorts, on a drive in car wash. :bulb: :sunglasses:

I would have made a fortune from lads like yourselves…well no offence but basically pervs I was aiming at. :laughing:

My mates were all for it, but funnily enough my Mrs did not share my enthusiasm for the project, so it never got off the ground. :frowning:

Yup, it would have worked, lets face it, I drive from Aberdeen to Ruskington to get my car washed on the pretence of visiting the in laws :blush: :blush: :grimacing:

robroy:
You two have just proved my point that a business plan I had thought up years ago WOULD have worked.
Ok, maybe not pc but effective.
Recruit about 6 or so young fit ■■■■■ young ladies (I would have said preferably blonde but that’s just me :blush: ) wearing cropped t. shirts and skimpy shorts, on a drive in car wash. :bulb: :sunglasses:

I would have made a fortune from lads like yourselves…well no offence but basically pervs I was aiming at. :laughing:

My mates were all for it, but funnily enough my Mrs did not share my enthusiasm for the project, so it never got off the ground. :frowning:

we had one here a few years ago RobRoy :smiley:

leicestermercury.co.uk/news … sh-2297283

andy187:

robroy:
You two have just proved my point that a business plan I had thought up years ago WOULD have worked.
Ok, maybe not pc but effective.
Recruit about 6 or so young fit ■■■■■ young ladies (I would have said preferably blonde but that’s just me :blush: ) wearing cropped t. shirts and skimpy shorts, on a drive in car wash. :bulb: :sunglasses:

I would have made a fortune from lads like yourselves…well no offence but basically pervs I was aiming at. :laughing:

My mates were all for it, but funnily enough my Mrs did not share my enthusiasm for the project, so it never got off the ground. :frowning:

we had one here a few years ago RobRoy :smiley:

leicestermercury.co.uk/news … sh-2297283

^^^^^^^^^
they would have been better with a sign reading…" FOR THE BEST ■■■■■■■■ IN TOWN"…
but still nice to see complete and utterly non pc sexism alive and well in 2019.long may it continue.
( the best misrepresented phrase in the link was…“exotic dancer”… :slight_smile:

andy187:

robroy:
You two have just proved my point that a business plan I had thought up years ago WOULD have worked.
Ok, maybe not pc but effective.
Recruit about 6 or so young fit ■■■■■ young ladies (I would have said preferably blonde but that’s just me :blush: ) wearing cropped t. shirts and skimpy shorts, on a drive in car wash. :bulb: :sunglasses:

I would have made a fortune from lads like yourselves…well no offence but basically pervs I was aiming at. :laughing:

My mates were all for it, but funnily enough my Mrs did not share my enthusiasm for the project, so it never got off the ground. :frowning:

we had one here a few years ago RobRoy :smiley:

leicestermercury.co.uk/news … sh-2297283

^^^^^^^^^
they would have been better with a sign reading…" FOR THE BEST ■■■■■■■■ IN TOWN"…
but still nice to see complete and utterly non pc sexism alive and well in 2019.long may it continue.
( the best misrepresented phrase in the link was…“exotic dancer”… :slight_smile: