Sam Millar:
You know Killie?
Got a few drops in killie i use that road you where on at the arches up until the arches i didnae have a clue where you where 
merc0447:
Sam Millar:
You know Killie?Got a few drops in killie i use that road you where on at the arches up until the arches i didnae have a clue where you where
Nice one 
Who’d you drive for if you don’t mind me asking?
Samuel, you’re 18 right? We know you’ve got some videos of you overtaking a line of cars on a blind corner, or doing donuts in Tesco car park, or wheel spinning out of a McDonalds drive-thru. The videos where you just drive around like an old woman are boring, let’s see the good stuff eh?
If there isn’t any such videos and all you actually do is drive around with your mates like an old woman, filming it and playing Police Camera Action, waiting for someone to make a mistake, I’ve got the following advice for you.
SmashedCrabFace is about to impart some valuable wisdom on your young mind so listen carefully and take notes if you need to.
There comes a point in a young man’s life where it becomes socially unacceptable to hang around 16 year old girls trying to get in their pants. It doesn’t become illegal, just unacceptable, especially in the eyes of their fathers. As a young man of 18, you are still in the safe zone and I urge you to take full advantage of this while you still can. When you get to my age (26) you’re well out of the safe zone and although it’s not illegal, the stigma attached to it takes the fun out of it. What I’m saying is, if you go and be young Sam, exchange some bodily fluids with some young girls instead of driving around pretending to be a traffic cop, you will grow into a well rounded individual with a bright future ahead of you.
Take my advice Sam, leave the camera at home, buy a cheap bottle of vodka and go and live a little before it’s too late.
SmashedCrabFace:
Samuel, you’re 18 right? We know you’ve got some videos of you overtaking a line of cars on a blind corner, or doing donuts in Tesco car park, or wheel spinning out of a McDonalds drive-thru. The videos where you just drive around like an old woman are boring, let’s see the good stuff eh?If there isn’t any such videos and all you actually do is drive around with your mates like an old woman, filming it and playing Police Camera Action, waiting for someone to make a mistake, I’ve got the following advice for you.
SmashedCrabFace is about to impart some valuable wisdom on your young mind so listen carefully and take notes if you need to.
There comes a point in a young man’s life where it becomes socially unacceptable to hang around 16 year old girls trying to get in their pants. It doesn’t become illegal, just unacceptable, especially in the eyes of their fathers. As a young man of 18, you are still in the safe zone and I urge you to take full advantage of this while you still can. When you get to my age (26) you’re well out of the safe zone and although it’s not illegal, the stigma attached to it takes the fun out of it. What I’m saying is, if you go and be young Sam, exchange some bodily fluids with some young girls instead of driving around pretending to be a traffic cop, you will grow into a well rounded individual with a bright future ahead of you.
Take my advice Sam, leave the camera at home, buy a cheap bottle of vodka and go and live a little before it’s too late.
I have a girlfriend of two years - and the camera helps my insurance. I’ve had my fun - and now I can’t be arsed being a kid any more and no there’s no videos of me being an idiot behind the wheel because that I’m not - I’m a keen karter to keep my speed to the track.
smashed crab face, are you what is commonly referred to as a ‘troll’? just curious.
SmashedCrabFace:
Samuel, you’re 18 right? We know you’ve got some videos of you overtaking a line of cars on a blind corner, or doing donuts in Tesco car park, or wheel spinning out of a McDonalds drive-thru. The videos where you just drive around like an old woman are boring, let’s see the good stuff eh?If there isn’t any such videos and all you actually do is drive around with your mates like an old woman, filming it and playing Police Camera Action, waiting for someone to make a mistake, I’ve got the following advice for you.
SmashedCrabFace is about to impart some valuable wisdom on your young mind so listen carefully and take notes if you need to.
There comes a point in a young man’s life where it becomes socially unacceptable to hang around 16 year old girls trying to get in their pants. It doesn’t become illegal, just unacceptable, especially in the eyes of their fathers. As a young man of 18, you are still in the safe zone and I urge you to take full advantage of this while you still can. When you get to my age (26) you’re well out of the safe zone and although it’s not illegal, the stigma attached to it takes the fun out of it. What I’m saying is, if you go and be young Sam, exchange some bodily fluids with some young girls instead of driving around pretending to be a traffic cop, you will grow into a well rounded individual with a bright future ahead of you.
Take my advice Sam, leave the camera at home, buy a cheap bottle of vodka and go and live a little before it’s too late.
like this?
probably just jealous cause they cant do this
happysack:
smashed crab face, are you what is commonly referred to as a ‘troll’? just curious.
he is bordering on it and very close to being put on the naughty list 
SmashedCrabFace:
Samuel, you’re 18 right? We know you’ve got some videos of you overtaking a line of cars on a blind corner, or doing donuts in Tesco car park, or wheel spinning out of a McDonalds drive-thru. The videos where you just drive around like an old woman are boring, let’s see the good stuff eh?If there isn’t any such videos and all you actually do is drive around with your mates like an old woman, filming it and playing Police Camera Action, waiting for someone to make a mistake, I’ve got the following advice for you.
SmashedCrabFace is about to impart some valuable wisdom on your young mind so listen carefully and take notes if you need to.
There comes a point in a young man’s life where it becomes socially unacceptable to hang around 16 year old girls trying to get in their pants. It doesn’t become illegal, just unacceptable, especially in the eyes of their fathers. As a young man of 18, you are still in the safe zone and I urge you to take full advantage of this while you still can. When you get to my age (26) you’re well out of the safe zone and although it’s not illegal, the stigma attached to it takes the fun out of it. What I’m saying is, if you go and be young Sam, exchange some bodily fluids with some young girls instead of driving around pretending to be a traffic cop, you will grow into a well rounded individual with a bright future ahead of you.
Take my advice Sam, leave the camera at home, buy a cheap bottle of vodka and go and live a little before it’s too late.
dri-diddly-iver:
Very good video but the camera positioned at the rear and offside is not practical as it can’t see traffic from the left.You also touched on a solid white line which is an offence…self incriminating that is.
No it isn’t, its illegal to cross or straddle. (with exceptions)
However I support your observation Diddly. As an ADI & RoSPA Gold holder I had noticed in the vid before seeing your comment that Sam’s road positioning often left room for improvement. There are several instances of being on or even over the white line sometimes before turning LEFT!
If you can’t get a small car round a left bend/corner without being on the line, how are you going to get an LGV round?
Sam Millar:
the camera helps my insurance. I’ve had my fun - and now I can’t be arsed being a kid any more and no there’s no videos of me being an idiot behind the wheel because that I’m not - I’m a keen karter to keep my speed to the track.
How does it help your insurance, I doubt it brings the premium down and if it did I wouldn’t take out a policy that is dependant on having a camcorder mounted on my windscreen as there would be plenty of cases where I wouldnt bother mounting it such as nipping tothe shop for milk because then I wouldn’t be insured?
Surely it would only help if you were in a crash and fault was disputed
Rikki-UK:
happysack:
smashed crab face, are you what is commonly referred to as a ‘troll’? just curious.he is bordering on it and very close to being put on the naughty list
Why? He’s just having fun and making a lot of people laugh as I see it. He’s the funniest poster in ages, possibly ever, and if I see his name I always go straight to it for a chuckle. Would be a shame to drive him away. Let’s face it there are a lot of people that should be on premod long before him.
porsche:
Sam Millar:
the camera helps my insurance. I’ve had my fun - and now I can’t be arsed being a kid any more and no there’s no videos of me being an idiot behind the wheel because that I’m not - I’m a keen karter to keep my speed to the track.How does it help your insurance, I doubt it brings the premium down and if it did I wouldn’t take out a policy that is dependant on having a camcorder mounted on my windscreen as there would be plenty of cases where I wouldnt bother mounting it such as nipping tothe shop for milk because then I wouldn’t be insured?
Surely it would only help if you were in a crash and fault was disputed
Was wondering the same, also thought that having obscuring your view on windscreen was illegal.
The biggest shock was being 18 and listening to Radio 2, 
switchlogic:
Rikki-UK:
happysack:
smashed crab face, are you what is commonly referred to as a ‘troll’? just curious.he is bordering on it and very close to being put on the naughty list
Why? He’s just having fun and making a lot of people laugh as I see it. He’s the funniest poster in ages, possibly ever, and if I see his name I always go straight to it for a chuckle. Would be a shame to drive him away. Let’s face it there are a lot of people that should be on premod long before him.
He is quite funny despite our recent spats but some things are just bordering on absolute trolling.
I should point out that it’s not policy dependant, so therefore it’s not actually a requirement to have it running every time I go out, only as I wish. Sorry for anyone that got the wrong end of the stick. I bought it because i’m not one of the 18 year olds that fly about and rip the ■■■■ out of the engine and end up in a ditch on the first day after passing their test (cousin wrapped his car around a post on an A road hours after passing his test) I do take pride in my driving and as most of you will know who either have sons or daughters my age, mostly sons - then you will know how much insurance is. So in the event that I am in an accident then the camera will be there to keep my free from accusations as people are quick to disrepute young drivers as we can clearly see above, moaned at because I crossed one side of a solid line and crossed a broken white line - even though they don’t know the road. 
As for Radio2 - win. Especially Ken Bruce, Vine, Steve Wright and Simon Mayo
switchlogic:
Rikki-UK:
happysack:
smashed crab face, are you what is commonly referred to as a ‘troll’? just curious.he is bordering on it and very close to being put on the naughty list
Why? He’s just having fun and making a lot of people laugh as I see it. He’s the funniest poster in ages, possibly ever, and if I see his name I always go straight to it for a chuckle. Would be a shame to drive him away. Let’s face it there are a lot of people that should be on premod long before him.
i agree he is one of the funniest posters, but along with a few others, seems to single out other posters for a bullying session. but i suppose there will always be a few who have to be bigger and better than anyone else. me? couldn’t give a flying thingy one way or the other, lifes too short!
Sam Millar:
I have a girlfriend of two years - and the camera helps my insurance. I’ve had my fun - and now I can’t be arsed being a kid any more and no there’s no videos of me being an idiot behind the wheel because that I’m not - I’m a keen karter to keep my speed to the track.
Surely that must be frowned upon even in Scotland
Ignore them Sam, some good videos there and double white lines are appearing everywhere, even where they are not necessary. Derbyshire seem to be using them as cash converters since they dismantled many of the fixed speed cameras.
To travel to Matlock, Buxton or Bakewell on a motorbike on a Sunday means sitting behind a load of cages, unless you want to risk the overhead police helicopter nicking you.
Wheel Nut:
Ignore them Sam, some good videos there…
Mr Nut, I have a vague memory of us once discussing how exciting you find roundabouts. I don’t think you are best placed to judge what is a ‘good’ video with that in mind.
I would like to thank my many fans for your continuing support during this time of great repression and erosion of TNUK member rights. I’m beginning to think there would be more freedom of speech on TruckNetChina.
I’m not a troll, just a cool dude trying to scrape a living in this harsh world. I don’t mince my words, I tell it how it is. I’m a bit like Jesus. THE MESSIAH HAS RETURNED. Not everyone liked him either.
Wheel Nut:
Sam Millar:
I have a girlfriend of two years - and the camera helps my insurance. I’ve had my fun - and now I can’t be arsed being a kid any more and no there’s no videos of me being an idiot behind the wheel because that I’m not - I’m a keen karter to keep my speed to the track.Surely that must be frowned upon even in Scotland
Ignore them Sam, some good videos there and double white lines are appearing everywhere, even where they are not necessary. Derbyshire seem to be using them as cash converters since they dismantled many of the fixed speed cameras.
To travel to Matlock, Buxton or Bakewell on a motorbike on a Sunday means sitting behind a load of cages, unless you want to risk the overhead police helicopter nicking you.
haha