there once was a vicar named ■■■■… 
whose service was over very quick…
he pulled up his smock and got out
His glock, and said “Mr Bond,which way’s Crick”
As I need to go there to measure my
thick…neighbours leg ,as he fell out of …
bed hurting his head, and
twisting his big thick
neck on the back of
the bedside cabinet
he got up from the floor,and opened the door
and then wished he’d done it before
he went back to his truck,
For a quick tug
because someone was stuck in the mud
He pulled them out! They gave a shout
“Here,have a bottle of stout”
I’ll pass on the beer as I feel a bit
queer, I was dressed as a man
but driving a scanny,I know I shouldn’t but im a bit of a