■■■■■■ in a pink bra and knickers to wear.
But little did he know
That his petticoat did show.
A few stains here and there!
he went out for a ■■■,in his wagon and drag
And forgot to lock his pin.
His trailor rolled back
and fell in a big crack
That made a big loud dinn
I dinna like that remark about me crack, stated a Kilt clad Scots lad
Who was feeling quite sad.
So he whipped out his caber and tossed it.
aiming for Loch Ness, unfortunately he missed by quite a bit.
You should of tossed it abit harder! She said
With a smile!
It’s that big, stretches for a mile.
and I haven’t seen one like that for a while.
I remember my dads,was long and thick,
And he kept that kaber next to his candle stick.
Mean while back in the south
He had nothing to put in his mouth.
so he went for a drive round the block,then when he came back,
He lit up a ■■■