switchlogic:
Spent over a decade living full time in a lorry and loved it but after being off work and spending several weeks at home I’m not sure I have any ambition to sleep in a lorry ever again. Been there and done that now and I love my little house! (Seen in my latest video on http://www.lorry-driver.com )
Glad your on the road to recovery Luke.
Gotta say you were my favourite character in Ice Age 3…
Bought you a coffee mate, speedy recovery.
Why thank you! Am I really that furry?
I’m guessing (not ‘picturing’ just to be clear) that with everything that’s gone on recently a “back sack and crack” are the last thing you’ve had a chance to have done lately.
Haha I did laugh with my mum and sister that that thumbnail makes me look demented. As for the gentleman grooming, one has to keep up with tidiness everywhere
switchlogic:
I do feel I must make clear though I DO NOT have a hairy back!
Nor sack I’d like too hope either?
Happy to see proof… [emoji38] [emoji38]
As a seasoned veteran Mr Switch, I’m sure you’ve had a few ‘johnsons washes’ in your time, but having
Epping forrest in ya kecks can surely be leaving you open to a state off affairs as pictured below…
No no no…
Break out the veet, out an feeel the liberation I say, once you’ve had wax, you’ll never go back [emoji6]
Lately you have been a bit gender ambiguous by leading us to believe you are male, then tell us you are a …quote: ‘An Essex gal’’ , then you go on in other posts to imply you are coming from a Male perspective.
If truth be known I don’t give a ■■■■ either way.
However…
If you are female could I suggest you could be barking up the wrong tree with Luke,.
If you are male maybe this ain’t the right type of forum to pursue your love life, as you are appearing to be doing.
I don’t particularly care if you are Arthur or Martha, (or whether or not you can make up your mind) and I know I have had a bit of banter with Luke myself, (although it could be argued he maybe crossed a line slightly with me ) , but I’m sure I speak for a lot of members on here that we maybe do not want to read your attempts to further your love/■■■ life.
Cheers…no offence.
Well I certainly didn’t expect it to move in that direction.
I only started it to have a bit of a moan because I was bored out of my skull one night stuck in my cab, in sight of a bloody good pub I usually go to.
I love this forum, where else does this sort of crap happen eh?
First it is first implied that I should (or already do) go on a site to find gay men , then the same well known member (maybe wrong label under circumstances ) actually attempts to suggest I should be introduced to the dubious ‘pleasure’ of …‘…wait for it…’‘bum fun’’
Then a certain other (‘curious’ and ‘mysterious’ member shall we say) who obviously feels like I’m treading on his/her/their toes (God forbid ) and feeling a bit left out, attempts a deluge of sycophance (including a request to see a pic of his ballsack at the one who made the unappealing suggestion in the first place.
Jeez all I wanted was a pint of John Smith’s, and to watch a midweek football match ffs!
Don’t cabbage the thread Reef, I’ve got plenty more moaning to do when I start back in next week, due to my beer garden withdrawl symptoms…cheers.
robroy:
Don’t cabbage the thread Reef, I’ve got plenty more moaning to do when I start back in next week, due to my beer garden withdrawl symptoms…cheers.
No plans to bud but then it kinda all depends on what’s posted.
I’ve been working right through and sleeping out 3 nights a week. It’s been a bit depressing and lonely, particularly in ‘proper lockdown’ but I’ve not gone without a hot shower and managed to get enough supplies to cook up and brew myself.
Looking a wee bit quiet for the foreseeable though…
mutley:
Had some good nights in Pontefract, Willenhall was a regular stop too, good times.
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There have been more Pontefract related divorces than any other reason amongst truckers. [emoji38] [emoji38]
I know of 3 myself that spring to mind.
It was a regular stop for me…still married btw.
Btw got a [zb] parking ticket last time at Willenhall 18 months ago…after my mate says., ‘‘Nobody ever pays on here’’
He got one too. [emoji38]
I’ve never paid their either. And I get mates rates on my point in one pub [emoji16]