switchlogic:
dozy:
Amazes me how some drivers can’t even to manage to feed themselves. More on this topic from me in July’s T&D! 
Can I read it for free online Mr Switch?
You know I’m your biggest fan an don’t wanna miss out, but I gotta eat is all [emoji17]
That’s a week’s worth of crisp butties garnished in burger sauce, I’m only on 700pw.
Three squares a day that for at least 1 day.
I cash out on fancy truck ■■■■ mags I’ll starve, not like
there be any hot sausages to gobble on, well unless it’s night time, but there’s only so many laybys serving nowadays as we all know, and there’s a virus on ffs so they’ll all be going woke about it so there be no flava too taste[emoji17]
Ok so the pages are wipe clean, T&Ds not some cheapy rag I know so I’m getting value, and I spoze if nowt else I can always gift it on at an rdc for the next man so it’ll be appreciated no doubt, but from the tales I’m reading here I’m genuinely worried I’ll die of hunger once I get back out there, let alone if forced too choose, I’ve not got it in me too leave a mag behind, well unless I’ve emptied it first.
I mean do I go for broke, buy it anyway an then hope I don’t drown in my own silly string before I get to the live aid stage of the day?
Maybe you could ask this in your next column?
Or will the thought of satisfaction from a good read get me over the hunger pains an cravings for a bit of hot meat?
Mind, what if my malnutrition won’t carry me through the eruption?
I mean my glucose levels are gonna ■■■■■■ as I’d already be on bare essentials as it is, 1st night out an all that…
I can’t afford to lose more, or risk hitting the microlise, Oooor missing its ring altogether!!
Dear God the knock ons of all this don’t bare contemplation.
I could be dead, my planners/c leagues/this place would be devastated, my copy of t&d would end up in some hinos side locker in Tibet, guaranteed pages torn out too(if the kelsa adds missing I took that one) the pop wouldn’t get to those in need,
I’d never get to meet Elton and his lovely partner, as I’d have made DAMB sure to have arranged a concert to highlight the plight should I have made it…
Jesus this is turning into a ‘for want of a nail’ scenario!!
FFS why did no one tell me I’d have to choose between a Kelsa an a Mars?
I thought they were one an the same thing [emoji24]
I thought I could have both because I’d be on 1k a week, home every night so I’d never need to worry about foraging to survive and now its all gone too ■■■■ coz they told me I’d be glamping and that I’d not need my sas skills, as I’d made it to the promised lands, moto is 24hr, you’ll never starve, the scanny got a kitchen pack if nowt else, they never said no wine cooler though [emoji24]
Liars, bloody heartless liars.
I came to this site for insight and honesty, and I’ve been shafted… (not by BT3 though, sadly [emoji8])…
Wrecked my dreams this thread has.
Hope your all proud.
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5 nights out and sometimes weekending are all in the past for me now, I’ve got more bloody sense these days. 
