I have 17_ clients s screami v for me to break health and Safety for them as they haven’t got the slightest idea what they are doing .and I’m the badman .
My heart goes out to full timers .I hold my own balls
mercury:
My heart goes out to full timers .I hold my own balls
Should get the wife to hold em for you easy life.Agency would not do it rather have my 5 shifts a week and not sit beside the phone hoping it rings .
I do when your on your 5 th shift nice.curtains monthly bookings I do 4 as I don’t need to run bent for the mortgage anymore
Have you been drinking mate I can’t make head nor ■■■■■■ tail of 90% of your last few posts 
maybe it’s just me.
Hold your own balls, curtains, puleeez ■■: 
wtf
mercury:
My heart goes out to full timers .I hold my own balls
One day youl meet the right girl / boy and all that will change.
As a wise man once said:
You’re still agency–that’s your fault
There’s so much you have to know
Find a girl, settle down
If you want, you can marry
Look at me–I am on a regular gig
But I’m happy
I was once confused like you are now
And I know that it’s not easy
To get a proper job when you’ve found
Something going on
But take your time–lose the limp
Think of everthing you’ve got
For you will still be here tomorrow as long as the agency have rang
But your dreams may not…
His balls are dangling from his forehead.
I am going to award Contraflow a medal for his input into this post. Or a beer or two if we ever meet.
That’s the best laugh I have had in months , your agency driver bashing is just so cruel but bloody Funny !
Long may it continue.
I’ve not got enough money in the bank for thieving English tarts
Agency keep the country running by breaking health and Safety .I’m not one u Jughead.I was one as we all were.and I was sick then as now of unskilled knokrots saying I’m better than agency cos I ■■■■ management and .go fugure
robroy:
I remember in the 80s a guy came in on holiday relief and totally [zb] up a job for a guy I knew.
Commonly known as “didn’t take the pee” and proved that the regular driver was doing so. Stuff em. If you’re a full timer who has their favourite lay-by that they park up in every day to get another hour or two out of the job then thats your problem and you take the risk of being shown up by someone who does what they’re getting paid to do.
Colin_scottish:
Agency would not do it rather have my 5 shifts a week and not sit beside the phone hoping it rings .
Unlike you I’m not incompetent so I don’t need to worry about the phone ringing. It always rings. In fact it rings to the point I get fed up having to force the issue when I want a day off.
Yeah, but its your Mum on the other end. It only counts when its an offer of work.
Conor:
Colin_scottish:
Agency would not do it rather have my 5 shifts a week and not sit beside the phone hoping it rings .Unlike you I’m not incompetent so I don’t need to worry about the phone ringing. It always rings. In fact it rings to the point I get fed up having to force the issue when I want a day off.
Blast those ppi calls 
Yr wife’s chin beaver lol
We call them onion reps…they stink and if they work more than 6 hours they import Europe to do it for um glass back swamprats .and its a career with prestige■■?
Mercury. A planet. Or an element.
Or in this case, an ’ element ’ on his own planet.
These threads inevitably have a “groundhog day” twist to them, with the usual suspects banging out the same old antagonistic lines to hook the more sensitive souls on here who have yet to realise it’s nothing more than a means of passing time. As Robroy sagely points out, it’s throwaway banter, and that’s all it’s ever intended to be (and I genuinely believe that). If it offends your delicate sensibilities, you need to stay out of these types of thread and just ignore them. As a new class 1 (a little over a year) I find it rather amusing!
Despite a few offers of full time positions, I have freely chosen (yes, contra!) to stay as I am. Maybe it’s a throwback to being self-employed agency as a joiner for well over 20yrs, maybe it’s because I’m better off financially, choose where and when I work and who for.
Horses for courses, end of.
If however, you are unreliable, stink, limp and carry your “kit” in a carrier bag, then you are quite deserving of all the vitriol launched at you!
Also, like conor, I never have to give a second’s thought to where my work is coming from, as I give it my committed all, so consequently it reaps its own rewards with on going work from the one or two companies of my own choosing.
Have a lovely day, all! 
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These threads inevitably have a “groundhog day” twist to them, with the usual suspects banging out the same old antagonistic lines to hook the more sensitive souls on here who have yet to realise it’s nothing more than a means of passing time. As Robroy sagely points out, it’s throwaway banter, and that’s all it’s ever intended to be (and I genuinely believe that). If it offends your delicate sensibilities, you need to stay out of these types of thread and just ignore them. As a new class 1 (a little over a year) I find it rather amusing!
Despite a few offers of full time positions, I have freely chosen (yes, contra!) to stay as I am. Maybe it’s a throwback to being self-employed agency as a joiner for well over 20yrs, maybe it’s because I’m better off financially, choose where and when I work and who for.
Horses for courses, end of.
If however, you are unreliable, stink, limp and carry your “kit” in a carrier bag, then you are quite deserving of all the vitriol launched at you!
Also, like conor, I never have to give a second’s thought to where my work is coming from, as I give it my committed all, so consequently it reaps its own rewards with on going work from the one or two companies of my own choosing.
Have a lovely day, all!
well said pal
Conor:
robroy:
I remember in the 80s a guy came in on holiday relief and totally [zb] up a job for a guy I knew.Commonly known as “didn’t take the pee” and proved that the regular driver was doing so. Stuff em. If you’re a full timer who has their favourite lay-by that they park up in every day to get another hour or two out of the job then thats your problem and you take the risk of being shown up by someone who does what they’re getting paid to do.
Why is it when somebody points out that someone is wasting a job and/or tearsrsing around to achieve this, it is invariably defended by the perpetrator of this, to automatically assume and state that the other guy was either sitting around in lay bys, dragging it out, ■■■■ ing about, taking the ■■■■ or a combination of all four
There is a happy medium you know between going like a demented headless chicken and dragging your feet, it’s called doing the job in a safe legal and professional manner.
You make assumptions about the case I mentioned, were you there? no…, well I was mate, the lad was not a shirker by any means, and by the same token the guy who wasted the job was on max points on his licence at the time, and was well known for rushing about and consequently making mistakes.