On our travels we all pass burger/snack vans usually in laybys sometimes in the middle of nowhere, now I’ve often wondered where or how they go about using the toilet when the need arises, ok its not too bad for a bloke but quite a few of these are operated by females and often alone . So where do they go ? Not a nice subject I know but I’m bored.
bald bloke:
On our travels we all pass burger/snack vans usually in laybys sometimes in the middle of nowhere, now I’ve often wondered where or how they go about using the toilet when the need arises, ok its not too bad for a bloke but quite a few of these are operated by females and often alone . So where do they go ? Not a nice subject I know but I’m bored.
If ya that bored, you could always ask at the ones you stop at and let us know.
bald bloke:
On our travels we all pass burger/snack vans usually in laybys sometimes in the middle of nowhere, now I’ve often wondered where or how they go about using the toilet when the need arises, ok its not too bad for a bloke but quite a few of these are operated by females and often alone . So where do they go ? Not a nice subject I know but I’m bored.
You know the ones that are normally open and sometimes look closed as you pass them, they are using the facilities within the aroma of bacon fat, either that or they go for a ■■■■ behind a tree just like your missus 
Have you ever wondered why they never eat anything themselves?
weeto:
bald bloke:
On our travels we all pass burger/snack vans usually in laybys sometimes in the middle of nowhere, now I’ve often wondered where or how they go about using the toilet when the need arises, ok its not too bad for a bloke but quite a few of these are operated by females and often alone . So where do they go ? Not a nice subject I know but I’m bored.If ya that bored, you could always ask at the ones you stop at and let us know.
That’s the problem I never use them.
what did you really think you were eating and drinking ■■?
this burger tastes ■■■■■ and this tea is like pee… most probably.
Baldbloke,you must be a mind reader,i was going to post the same thing,but you beat me to it,but where do they wash their hands when there are no facilties to do so,in the washing up bowl may be,it is a risk you take to eat at these places,i see them all queuing for food,i would go hungry,rather than buy from them.
They get funny if you park over night in their “spot”,that they have bought from the council,i was once told of,pleading they have lost so much revenue while you are doing your daily checks.
the thought of the cook doing a number two in the woods,then dish out your bacon butty,nice ay?
Makes you wonder where the brown sauce comes from?!!
SB
They should all be banned in the name of public safety,i would not allow my German Shepherd to eat there,what is wrong with you lazy lot,can you not pack a bit of food yourselves or buy a fridge for your cab,you bunch of saddo`s,lining the pockets of a disease ridden 40 year old caravan,so they can buy an appartment in Alicante or Florida,and work 8 months in the year,it is a cash payment so they bag the cash with no VAT payment to HMRC,work it out Sherlock,it is a no brainer,make your own sarnies. 
toby1234abc:
They should all be banned in the name of public safety,i would not allow my German Shepherd to eat there,what is wrong with you lazy lot,can you not pack a bit of food yourselves or buy a fridge for your cab,you bunch of saddo`s,lining the pockets of a disease ridden 40 year old caravan,so they can buy an appartment in Alicante or Florida,and work 8 months in the year,it is a cash payment so they bag the cash with no VAT payment to HMRC,work it out Sherlock,it is a no brainer,make your own sarnies.
Where’s the toilet in your cab ?
toby1234abc:
They should all be banned in the name of public safety,i would not allow my German Shepherd to eat there,what is wrong with you lazy lot,can you not pack a bit of food yourselves or buy a fridge for your cab,you bunch of saddo`s,lining the pockets of a disease ridden 40 year old caravan,so they can buy an appartment in Alicante or Florida,and work 8 months in the year,it is a cash payment so they bag the cash with no VAT payment to HMRC,work it out Sherlock,it is a no brainer,make your own sarnies.
Says the guy who is moaning about having a white film on his tongue…
The classic sign of a poor diet. 
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Where’s the toilet in your cab ?
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adds to the flavour!
toby1234abc:
Baldbloke,you must be a mind reader,i was going to post the same thing,but you beat me to it,but where do they wash their hands when there are no facilties to do so,in the washing up bowl may be,it is a risk you take to eat at these places,i see them all queuing for food,i would go hungry,rather than buy from them.
They get funny if you park over night in their “spot”,that they have bought from the council,i was once told of,pleading they have lost so much revenue while you are doing your daily checks.
So you and I were thinking down the same lines then, god help me I’ve hit rock bottom . 
Think about it further, it is impossible to make a kebab with one hand, and everyone eats kebabs after a night on the pop
I haven’t used one for years, had too many trips to the toilets after using them. There must be plenty of good ones I’m sure. I always had food in the lorry when I was tramping, I just did a sarnie or something when I had a 45 mins.
A couple of us stopped at one years ago, coming from Chesterfield to J29 M1, it was a inside sit down job we went in nobody about, waited for a while she suddenly rushed in wearing a dirty not very white pinny still pulling everything up, saying " sorry I got took short what can I get you" My mate said “two teas please” she grabbed two cups no sign of washing her hands and started making them. I said "make that one and walked out. As I said there must be plenty of clean ones, but I tend to give them a miss.
Film on my tongue and a dirty burger van,no connection,are you a doctor?
My wife owns a very clean van…!!
when she needs to go she just pops across the road to the factory opposite that let her use the Loo…
few guys on here have visited her van and have all commented on the cleanliness and the good standard of food …
Netthill Road Houston Ind Este Livingston… near Iceland /Booker…
Try it …you might be surprised…!!!
where do you go for a pee in your cab…■■?
No I don’t pee in my cab, I use msa’s, rdc’s or any other place I’m collecting/delivering. My initial question was more about where they go when in the middle of nowhere with nobody to look after the snack van whilst they’re gone.
Good point there bloke.
hiya,
Drivers get pulled for the slightest infringement of the rules and are regulated,
These layby “salmonella outlets” break every rule in the book yes they have or
are supposed to have handwash facilities but not so toilets and where most of
them “set up shop” there are certainly no facilities, the enviromental people
could have a “beano” if they cared to get out of the office and visited these on
a not so routine basis, catch them with their pants down so to speak, then and
only then might I consider trying their fare, thats should I get hungry enough,
thanks harry, long retired.