Those vans that sell hot roast pork,no way Jose would i touch that.
See the big urn for the hot drinks…ever wondered how they keep it full…
ckm1981:
See the big urn for the hot drinks…ever wondered how they keep it full…
I don’t want to think about that… 
altitude:
ckm1981:
See the big urn for the hot drinks…ever wondered how they keep it full…I don’t want to think about that…
How the Hell can someone reach the top of the tea- urn 
cattle wagon man:
altitude:
ckm1981:
See the big urn for the hot drinks…ever wondered how they keep it full…I don’t want to think about that…
How the Hell can someone reach the top of the tea- urn
Lady parts>jug that they keep the milk in>milk urn…
cattle wagon man:
altitude:
ckm1981:
See the big urn for the hot drinks…ever wondered how they keep it full…I don’t want to think about that…
How the Hell can someone reach the top of the tea- urn
Stand on a box.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Drivers get pulled for the slightest infringement of the rules and are regulated,
These layby “salmonella outlets” break every rule in the book yes they have or
are supposed to have handwash facilities but not so toilets and where most of
them “set up shop” there are certainly no facilities, the enviromental people
could have a “beano” if they cared to get out of the office and visited these on
a not so routine basis, catch them with their pants down so to speak, then and
only then might I consider trying their fare, thats should I get hungry enough,
thanks harry, long retired.
Fair points … but our local council’s enviromental health team are always out and about and are very stringent…my wifes van got a 5 star rating recently from them… which is very hard to come by…
for every good van there is a good few more bad vans… they get tarred with the same brush… bit like lorry drivers who jump out their cab and ■■■■ against the wheel of their truck instead walking the short distance to the toilet… cause they few do it we all get tarred with the same brush…
man-tga:
harry_gill:
hiya,
Drivers get pulled for the slightest infringement of the rules and are regulated,
These layby “salmonella outlets” break every rule in the book yes they have or
are supposed to have handwash facilities but not so toilets and where most of
them “set up shop” there are certainly no facilities, the enviromental people
could have a “beano” if they cared to get out of the office and visited these on
a not so routine basis, catch them with their pants down so to speak, then and
only then might I consider trying their fare, thats should I get hungry enough,
thanks harry, long retired.Fair points … but our local council’s enviromental health team are always out and about and are very stringent…my wifes van got a 5 star rating recently from them… which is very hard to come by…
for every good van there is a good few more bad vans… they get tarred with the same brush… bit like lorry drivers who jump out their cab and ■■■■ against the wheel of their truck instead walking the short distance to the toilet… cause they few do it we all get tarred with the same brush…
hiya,
Not driving anymore but regularly buy a drop of tea and a bacon butty
from a “tea van” on a nearby industrial estate which I amble through as
part of my daily constitutional this one is OK i know the lad and his wife
who run it and they do have toileting facilities at a factory unit opposite
it is spotlessly clean and well used, it’s the ones in the middle of nowhere
with obviously nowhere to “go” that I steer clear of, as for a driver doing
a tinkle on the nearside wheel he’s not going to be serving food to the
public after he’s parked his willy up, and it is one of the last of the few
“drivers privalage’s” left.
thanks harry, long retired.
Dave the Renegade:
toby1234abc:
They should all be banned in the name of public safety,i would not allow my German Shepherd to eat there,what is wrong with you lazy lot,can you not pack a bit of food yourselves or buy a fridge for your cab,you bunch of saddo`s,lining the pockets of a disease ridden 40 year old caravan,so they can buy an appartment in Alicante or Florida,and work 8 months in the year,it is a cash payment so they bag the cash with no VAT payment to HMRC,work it out Sherlock,it is a no brainer,make your own sarnies.Where’s the toilet in your cab ?
Behind the steering wheel 
MRSA kills
Motorway Restaurant Service Area 
I don’t drive Trucks yet but in the odd trip out in the van ie had with work, the only thing I’ve ever bought from one of those places is a cup o tea, if I’m parched. The foods full of grease anyway.
I called at one of these layby burger vans last year… old lass behind the counter asked me for my order… she said sorry you have to wait i only cook to order… i thought this looks good until i noticed her walking up and down the van with a beef burger under her armpit… i said wot are you doing she said just helping thaw ya burger luv … i said cancel the bleedin hot dog then.
Hi shytalk,
Having read of your experience at a burger van , then I wonder if the store on the right is
where the “hotdogs” are kept ? 
Cheers, cattle wagon man.
cattle wagon man:
Hi shytalk,
Having read of your experience at a burger van , then I wonder if thestoreon the right is
where the “hotdogs” are kept ?Cheers, cattle wagon man.
hiya,
CWM that’s where the hotdogs get exposed, and if that’s a layby job
it must be the only one with a portable loo, that’s at a meeting or a
show or something not your usual salmonella outlet,
thanks harry, long retired.
Hi harry,
Aye , lad , youre right :slight_smile: . This was taken at a Rally at Borderway Mart , Carlisle. The van driver had tried to position the burger trailer` further away from the group of about 3 or 4 "tardis ",
but he got so knotted-up that he uncoupled the trailer right up against them .
Some of the “tardis” were relocated , possibly to encourage more customers to the (better) ? smell of
freshly-cooked food.
When looking at the threads title , then I couldnt resist putting the pic. on here.
Cheers, cattle wagon man.
Hi CWM, yeh thats where the well done ones are… lol , cheers… shytalk.