Nah the one where the show is at.
Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I think the last time I stopped at that cafe, you was a young man Dave, and Harry had loads of hair.
When that cafe was built Norm I was middle aged,thats if you are refering to the Avon truckstop,as for Harry’s hair,can’t say,never seen him.
Cheers Dave.
Norman Ingram:
Nah the one where the show is at.Dave the Renegade:
Norman Ingram:
I think the last time I stopped at that cafe, you was a young man Dave, and Harry had loads of hair.When that cafe was built Norm I was middle aged,thats if you are refering to the Avon truckstop,as for Harry’s hair,can’t say,never seen him.
Cheers Dave.
You could be right on that Norm,never been to that cafe,been to one out towards Boston,not been to many on that side of the UK.
Cheers Dave.
hiya,
Gentlemen, hair long at the moment about 3/8ths of an inch will have to look presentable to parade myself in front of the BRS ladies, wouldn’t do to look like a thug in the company of the creme de la creme, can’t do much about trying to look handsome you can’t make a silk ■■■■■ out of a sow’s ear, or so my old lady says, and i’ve never heard her admit to being wrong, are they ever??, don’t understand how i’ve managed to be married three times, maybe they should have gone to “Specsavers”.
thanks harry long retired.
What are you telling us Harry, all the women you went with had bad eyesight, or they developed it after a time with you 
hiya,
In a word Norm yes, they must have started out with bad headlamps.
thanks harry long retired.
Poor old Harry, women who could not see your true looks, no wonder they thought you was handsome.
hiya,
Well Norm have booked into a guest house next door to the Lincoln Farm Cafe just a short stroll away, going to travel down on the 3rd of July stay overnight do the show on the 4th stay overnight at the same place and tramp back home on Mon the 5th, the good lady was a bit frightened the drive all in one go would have been too much for me so she booked me in for a couple of nights, i wonder is she trying to tell me i’m under her feet and she just fancies a bit of peace and quiet, must remember to put a bottle of scotch in the overnight bag and she won’t be able regulate my intake and to hell with my G.Ps orders, hope you can make it Norm, you can have a swig out of my hip flask, and so long as we don’t drink too much and nick off in an old Bristol and trailer, i better bring the knotted rope just in case, and no way am i cabbing it so bring your digs book i’ve mislaid mine.
thanks harry long retired.
That is good Harry, hope to see you there, I have booked a travelodge at Pembroke docks, then over on the afternoon ferry, then drive to Wexford and a night in a hotel, then poodle over towards Galway, then depending how I feel ontowards Leanne, stay for three nights, see some friends, then a night in Galway and a night in Kilkenny, Clifton, Athlone, return to hotel in Wexford, and catch the ferry in the morning to be back 12-45pm 28th April, for I am going to Huntington races in the evening of the 29th with my daughter. How did you do in the Grand National, I picked 7 horses, my wife had one, I put £5 ew on all of them, and took the prices with Bet 365.com, because they paid ew on the first five, I got the first at 22/1 & the 5th at 40/1, laid out £80, got £192-50p to come back, and still got some free bets to come!, but still cannot win the lottery 
hiya,
Like i’ve said before Norm if you fell off the Co-oP roof you’d land in the divi as you know i only back to win and layed out the princely sum of £35 in £5 bets 7 bets 7 losers, i’m just the opposite to you if i fell into a barrel of t""s i’d emerge sucking my thumb, just refer to me as one of lifes losers, could’nt pick my nose.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry you are so lucky!, you have me, Dave, Chris, Keith, as friends what price can you put on that? 
hiya,
Aye all those good friends Norm, riches beyond my wildest dreams, and nobody posted me the winner of the National, only joking.
thanks harry long retired.
My remark to your comment, is " Don’t Push it" , my god Norman how on earth do you think of these witty replies, and give him the winner as well.
hiya,
Norm you may consider yourself the master of witty repartee, but you still have’nt told me if the “lighthouse” has or has’nt got a light on top, so until you tell me that you don’t qualify as top dog,i’ve still got the upper hand, you’ve no excuse i’ve just Googled it from your house and you can see it clearly, oh and that white bird bath in the front garden could do with a drop of paint, nice flowers though.
thanks harry long retired.
Harry, I went down the garden yesterday, and that wind was cruel, you will just have to be patience, and wait until it is warmer, as for my birdbath, you will have to re-google, for I have put my new stone one my daughter bought me for my birthday, I kept it out in the garage, it was made for me by the stone mason’s from her college, it weighs a ton, I will have to check I have not dropped a b***ock putting it in position, the other one wants a brush & paint job, and I will put some seed in it.
hiya,
Well Norm i’m pleased to hear you’re not letting the street down and are going to give the old birdbath a spruce up as you know Google isn’t on the day but several months back, i’ll zoom in on you about Christmas time and maybe the new one might be on view by then, just hope you being a former red and ruster gave the delivery and placing of the replacement to our colleagues at Pickford’s, you know Norm keep it in the family.
thanks harry long retired.
Yep the new birdbath is in great demand, a family of blackbirds used it ten times yesterday, I half expected to find you have a bath in it Harry, , but then I have the neighbours to consider, so please don’t!
hiya,
Very unlikely Norm, but if theres room to park a Bristol and drag outside your place can me and the trailer boy do our smalls in the new birdbath i’ll bring my own Persil, promise not to do anything to annoy the neighbours by leaving the engine running.
thanks harry long retired.
harry_gill:
hiya,
Very unlikely Norm, but if theres room to park a Bristol and drag outside your place can me and the trailer boy do our smalls in the new birdbath i’ll bring my own Persil, promise not to do anything to annoy the neighbours by leaving the engine running.
thanks harry long retired.
You could wash that knotted rope as well Harry 
hiya,
Better not Chris would turn the water red with the blood content from beaten trailer boys, and it might turn my undies pink, and that would never do for a rufty tufty former lorry driver.
thanks harry long retired.
Well lads I hit the road tomorrow, down to Pembroke, then Tuesday on to the high seas to the emerald isle, but I will be keeping my beady eyes on you, so behave yourselves.