had the shock of my life at half 12 this morning, just tipped at Magor on way out services was full (plus vosa where circling like vultures) so with 20 left on tach i headed back up the m4 and first layby i could get to,A40 towards monmouth, never a-■■■■■■■■■■■■ there was me in my green machine lol then 5 min later a taylors of martley came in followed by a small black think it was a corsa he dissapeard as it was a bit misty towards end of layby, anyways this layby is lit and tbh it did look dodgy but break needed to be had, as i was monchin on me pasty could see a figure in the distance, thought nowt of it propbably goin for a waz in the hedge, as he got closer noticed he was wearing a shellsuit/hoody top, flip flops and what i can only describe as a Thong or His Undercrackers pulled tightly up his arsecheeks,NO TROUSERS, he started walking round my unit and trailer,i locked my doors and even started engine and put lights on to see if it would scare him off then he parades infront of mr martleys he continues this for bout half hour till i left but obviously lookin for bumfun , he didnt have a care in the world, i was ■■■■■■■ meself gettin out coz i had to shut the back door (excuse the pun) soon as he dissapeard towards his motor i got out shut the door had chance of quick smoke and lag and was well out of taffyland. i nearly chocked on my pasty when i saw him!!!it was as if he wasnt takin no for an answer, thats layby off my list anyways lol
That the big off road layby wheres theres one on each side? Has a buger van during the day, doggers by night? never stayed there, honestly 
lol im guessin it is chavesdad haha
chaversdad:
happens alot, theres even websites dedicated to it with lots of pictures
Someone needs to send me a PM 
chaversdad:
Has a buger van during the day, doggers by night?
Did you mean a BURGER van ? or mean it just as you wrote it… considering what we are on about
danny_mk2:
chaversdad:
happens alot, theres even websites dedicated to it with lots of pictures
Someone needs to send me a PM [/quote
Instead of posting the odd random pic can you pm the website ? Then I can perv at my leisure.
The only sightings I have had was on the M5 a few years back an ex gullivers Luton hire van slowly passed me and the lad driving it was stark naked, often wondered how he would have explained it if he had an accident.
Another was on the M11 near the Olympic holding area in the queue in the morning a car was interested middle lane with the interior light on and the driver was knocking one out.
Pulled in to the big layby on the A47 just before Kings Lynn where the cafe is(bus) coming from Norwich parked behind a car glanced down and the bird was giving the bloke a gobble they must have known I was there but carried on regardless.
PaulNowak:
Biggest shocker I had was on the M42.Two young ladies, mid 20’s having a bit of a sing and an in-car jive in a Corsa.
However, they were playing with each others ample chests at the same time. Was a stonking hot day, and they were both wearing tight, low cut tops.
Unfortunately the traffic cleared and I couldn’t keep up with them for about much more than 10 miles.
You should of got in your vehicle and followed them 
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Hmmm suspicious story from worksopboy. Who opens their trailers back door on a break…think he maybe got out for other back door opening.
robroy:
chaversdad:
Has a buger van during the day, doggers by night?Did you mean a BURGER van ? or mean it just as you wrote it… considering what we are on about
I suppose it should be a buger van by night then as there seems to be a lot of that going on judging by the amount of blokes that have lost there dog in the bushes
vwgpmk2:
danny_mk2:
chaversdad:
happens alot, theres even websites dedicated to it with lots of picturesSomeone needs to send me a PM
[/quoteInstead of posting the odd random pic can you pm the website ? Then I can perv at my leisure.
The only sightings I have had was on the M5 a few years back an ex gullivers Luton hire van slowly passed me and the lad driving it was stark naked, often wondered how he would have explained it if he had an accident.
Another was on the M11 near the Olympic holding area in the queue in the morning a car was interested middle lane with the interior light on and the driver was knocking one out.Pulled in to the big layby on the A47 just before Kings Lynn where the cafe is(bus) coming from Norwich parked behind a car glanced down and the bird was giving the bloke a gobble they must have known I was there but carried on regardless.
if anyones on flickr then join this group and perv to your hearts content, theres loads of others on flickr on similar themes from the USA, and when them girls flash over there they do it properly
Flash4TruckersUK is the flickr group you need to find, have fun
happysack:
Hmmm suspicious story from worksopboy. Who opens their trailers back door on a break…think he maybe got out for other back door opening.
my backdoors defo closed for business lol
chaversdad:
vwgpmk2:
danny_mk2:
chaversdad:
happens alot, theres even websites dedicated to it with lots of picturesSomeone needs to send me a PM
[/quoteInstead of posting the odd random pic can you pm the website ? Then I can perv at my leisure.
The only sightings I have had was on the M5 a few years back an ex gullivers Luton hire van slowly passed me and the lad driving it was stark naked, often wondered how he would have explained it if he had an accident.
Another was on the M11 near the Olympic holding area in the queue in the morning a car was interested middle lane with the interior light on and the driver was knocking one out.Pulled in to the big layby on the A47 just before Kings Lynn where the cafe is(bus) coming from Norwich parked behind a car glanced down and the bird was giving the bloke a gobble they must have known I was there but carried on regardless.
if anyones on flickr then join this group and perv to your hearts content, theres loads of others on flickr on similar themes from the USA, and when them girls flash over there they do it properly
Flash4TruckersUK is the flickr group you need to find, have fun
have just found that group on flickr 
michaeloxley:
I was traveling about 2.30pm tueday down M1 near junction 25 when i saw a lady with her top off in a silver car playing with them. i nearly crash my wagon has anyone else seen this happen before or am i the first.
I flash lorry drivers everytime I’m out driving in my van. Often get a beep in return… Just worried it is too distracting!
Should I stop??
Only if you have an Adams apple and your name is Gerald ^^^^
the maoster:
Only if you have an Adams apple and your name is Gerald ^^^^
Ha ha I definitely don’t have an Adams apple and my name is Anita
I seen 2 guys ■■■■ each other off nice on motor way it nice he was black I wud join in
Should good
TerryDactyl.:
Kerbdog:
…beeped a few years ago by a car and the woman who was sucking the driver off…That’s one hell of a hands free kit.
that happened to me in my Ford Capri a few years ago…Jill…what a woman she was!