Standard for a BMW driver isn’t it? 
MrH:
Standard for a BMW driver isn’t it?
No, I don’t drive a BMW!
Not that I really want to think about it, but what does he do when he reaches the vinegar stroke?
Does he have a tissue ready, or has he got some others plan…
Maybe Dipper can shed some light on this for us! 
Why do police need these special operations to do their job? Why not do their job day in and day out? You hardly ever see a copper anymore.
Why you’d want to have a ■■■■ whilst driving I’ll never know, it’s quite a messy business at the best of times 
Well there you go. Proof that BMW drivers are indeed w*****s!
Pull the other one …
Definately not standard om a BMW…It’s an optional extra…Unless you drive an M3…
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Ahh a kindred spirit, for self flagellation whilst driving prep is best kept minimal for safety.
A towel on ones lap normally catches almost all of one’s juices with the rest up your nose.
Sure it’s not just a bloke thing, I mean the weekend when the wife and kids pop out, house to myself the first thing I do is knock one out.
Why is it that at this critical time DPD turn up with a package (other ■■■■ blocking couriers are available).
Yes Raymundo but does it work with a soft top!!!
It had the hard top as well … 
Only till the vinegar stroke!
Did he ■■■ quietly for the nice policeman
Wasn’t there a case of a female using a ■■■■■■■■ while driving an while ago? As memory serves she ran into the back of a wagon with CCTV camera on back and a pic made it onto social media somehow! Guess its easier for a female to pleasure herself while driving (not using non standard extra equipment) certainly less mess to clear up!
Daveyandbev:
Did he ■■■ quietly for the nice policeman
*groans …
roadhog69:
Wasn’t there a case of a female using a ■■■■■■■■ while driving an while ago? As memory serves she ran into the back of a wagon with CCTV camera on back and a pic made it onto social media somehow! Guess its easier for a female to pleasure herself while driving (not using non standard extra equipment) certainly less mess to clear up!
A few years ago I pulled up at some traffic lights and saw a young lady hitch up her beige mini skirt and furiously scratch her ■■■■■■ through her black ■■■■■■■ (she obviously didn’t know that I had a great view looking straight down through her sun roof), must have had a dose as she was still scratching away at the next set of lights where I just happened purely by accident to be alongside her again
MrH:
A few years ago I pulled up at some traffic lights and saw a young lady hitch up her beige mini skirt and furiously scratch her ■■■■■■ through her black ■■■■■■■ (she obviously didn’t know that I had a great view looking straight down through her sun roof), must have had a dose as she was still scratching away at the next set of lights where I just happened purely by accident to be alongside her again
Playing the hair guitar…
Better than texting give the man a break sounds like he was in full control
MrH:
roadhog69:
Wasn’t there a case of a female using a ■■■■■■■■ while driving an while ago? As memory serves she ran into the back of a wagon with CCTV camera on back and a pic made it onto social media somehow! Guess its easier for a female to pleasure herself while driving (not using non standard extra equipment) certainly less mess to clear up!A few years ago I pulled up at some traffic lights and saw a young lady hitch up her beige mini skirt and furiously scratch her ■■■■■■ through her black ■■■■■■■ (she obviously didn’t know that I had a great view looking straight down through her sun roof), must have had a dose as she was still scratching away at the next set of lights where I just happened purely by accident to be alongside her again
Possible crabs mate or she was shaven and starting to grow back, itchy little buggers either way ! (so I’ve been told … )
Spanking the monkey
menace1:
Spanking the monkey
Bed time for master menace.