With me only doing two shifts a week I get a different motor every shift. Now and again I find the motor I’ve got has a sticky steering wheel, now I’ve got to thinking…
■■■■■■■■■■■■ whilst driving??..that’s so dangerous…he will almost certainly come to a sticky end 
There’s a product called the Travel Rabbit still available out there for female drivers (I assume) which plus into a 12v cig lighter and works the same as it’s battery powered cousin of a similar name. Thus next time you see a lady driver not keeping straight on the road, it might be worth keeping well back incase she reaches crescendo before she manages to reach a layby or other safe stopping place.
Of course this is entirely sexist and a male version needs to be fitted to all BMW’s as standard - should keep all those sales reps occupied in a layby and the roads a lot safer for everyone else!