Back of cab legends /quotes

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just to lighten the mood really , whats the most humourous quote or legend you have or have seen on the back of truck cabs ?

mine has to be a couple from the same firm , one had

if it aint country it aint music
while another on an identicle truck following had
if it’s country it aint music

tickled me at least
well my volvo will soon be off fleet & the idea of a scania for me might have fallen through :smiley: :sunglasses: so it may just be a premium so i thought i might have
RENAULT…
un pouvre equipe
…VOLVO

which translates as, renault the poor mans volvo

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Shows why I failed French at school :blush:
I thought it translated to
Renault one pepper Equipped Volvo :open_mouth: :blush: :grimacing:

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On the back of a truck delivering eggs was a plate saying “In case of fire, frying pan behind drivers seat!” :grimacing:

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Here is a few pages for you to look at, this was done recently in the photo forum

viewtopic.php?f=28&t=48641

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One that made me laugh my ■■■■ off said “dolphins are gay sharks”

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If you can’t see my mirrors… then a logger took em! :laughing:

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Not seen this but would like

"44ton PMT please dont mess "

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Saw a vaccuum tank near where I live, it had on the back of the tank: No stools left on this vehicle overnight :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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A young ladys’ Scania mixer in Topmix colours; “Does my drum look big in this?”

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Fileep:
Saw a vaccuum tank near where I live, it had on the back of the tank: No stools left on this vehicle overnight :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Teehee - company near us do septic tank emptying, they have “Number one in the number two business!” on the back of theirs. :laughing: :laughing:

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MolePower:
un pouvre equipe
…VOLVO

which translates as, renault the poor mans volvo

The word would be pauvre…

Pepper is poivre… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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bobthedog:

MolePower:
un pouvre equipe
…VOLVO

which translates as, renault the poor mans volvo

The word would be pauvre…

Pepper is poivre… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

not where i come from it’s not :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

well my school certificate did actually say grade 2 in somerset french :open_mouth:

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Saw Help for Heroes signwritten on the back of a red MAN yesterday thought it was bang on…

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“My Heart is in Trucking…
…but my @rse is in debt!”

Saw this the other day on the back of a Volvo FH on the A14 heading for felixstowe, made me smile :smiley:

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I’ve seen
“If it’s got ■■■■ or wheels expect big problems”
and the Eddolls trucks have
“Hotel Eddolls room #”