■■■■■ monkey 
Not heard that one for years!
These guys are legends. Proper drivers. The type that dont go into the office at end of day to check computer to see if they managed to go all day without driver glitch.
Leaderboard ■■■■■ monkeys.
Long live the legendery drivers.
Rowley. You my friend are a ■■■■■ monkey.
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Yes I am thank you
I’m always checking to see if my drive was perfect and if not I go and cry that my score will be low for the week.
I’m also the first to grass other drivers up for stuff.
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Sadly your not lying
I’d be more worried about having diesel in the morning parking on the A34 than people braking for roundabouts [emoji47]
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toonsy:
■■■■■ monkeyNot heard that one for years!
I suspect one poster on these forums hears it quite often, usually whispered into his ear by another poster as the nails dig into the shoulders…
These guys are legends. Proper drivers. The type that dont go into the office at end of day to check computer to see if they managed to go all day without driver glitch.
Leaderboard ■■■■■ monkeys.
Long live the legendery drivers.
Rowley. You my friend are a ■■■■■ monkey.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+1
as im sure ive mentioned before,then anytime i look at the new topics or new posts and then register who the poster is,once it dawns on me its rowley/jakethesnake,then the thoght of " what the f ■■■■ has this pathetic attention seeking bucket of whale omelette posted this time !!!
in reality though,( unlike hs posts) I reckon he was stobby spotting sitting in the carpark of the walton chippy at stone,or somewhere similar while his mum was in getting the tea.
at least this time jakethesnake waited a good 4 or 5 posts before tagging on again.
im just wondering who else will vanish once the inevitable premod happens. 
I never get anything less than 90% on those. You need to try harder, anticipate better and plan ahead so you can use your retarder to slow down rather than foot brake.
Rowley010:
I never get anything less than 90% on those. You need to try harder, anticipate better and plan ahead so you can use your retarder to slow down rather than foot brake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah… You’re perfect. Try anticipating the deer that jump out of no-where. Try using your retarder when a tourie suddenly stands on the brakes for no reason at all. Try anticipating the goat that lands on the road.
Not everyone in your perfect little mind spends their life trundling up and down motorways… some people actually have to drive… how I would absolutely LOVE to see Mr Perfect to try getting 90% on the roads up here!
Rowley010:
I never get anything less than 90% on those. You need to try harder, anticipate better and plan ahead so you can use your retarder to slow down rather than foot brake.
I’ll just make a note of all that so I know next time…Thanks.
Rowley010:
I never get anything less than 90% on those. You need to try harder, anticipate better and plan ahead so you can use your retarder to slow down rather than foot brake.
Thanks for your valuable input 
if I was doing a little night trunk on the m6 I could get 90%as well mine is in central London and most of the time I run at 50 to 60 tonnes and more 
Driving on the m6 today driving like a hooligan bullying cars while watching my 55inch tv and cooking my tea I saw a lorry driver shaking his fist at me does anyone know what I done wrong.
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mdourish:
Driving on the m6 today driving like a hooligan bullying cars while watching my 55inch tv and cooking my tea I saw a lorry driver shaking his fist at me does anyone know what I done wrong.
Yes
While watching him you may have burnt your tea.
Be more careful in future
mdourish:
Driving on the m6 today driving like a hooligan bullying cars while watching my 55inch tv and cooking my tea I saw a lorry driver shaking his fist at me does anyone know what I done wrong.Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
I think you were watching the wrong channel or maybe only cooking for one and he wanted an invite
Rowley010:
I parked in a lay-by on the A34 last night just before the marker posts for a roundabout. 50mph speed limit and i sat watching all the professional drivers leaving it to not the first marker, not the second marker, but the last marker or after to start breaking and getting in the correct lane, it’s like they don’t actually see the roundabout until it’s 10 foot in from them and slam brakes on. They were mainly parcel company drivers doing it which makes sense doesn’t it. Idiots.
Stobart spotter, where do you buy the anorak
Rowley010:
I parked in a lay-by on the A34 last night just before the marker posts for a roundabout. 50mph speed limit and i sat watching all the professional drivers leaving it to not the first marker, not the second marker, but the last marker or after to start breaking and getting in the correct lane, it’s like they don’t actually see the roundabout until it’s 10 foot in from them and slam brakes on. They were mainly parcel company drivers doing it which makes sense doesn’t it. Idiots.
I can do a 400 mile round trip covering motorways, A, rural and urban roads with maybe ten or fifteen touches of the brakes. Forward planning and exhaust brake makes foot brakes a rarity.
eurotrans:
Don’t know if this makes me a ■■■■■ monkey0welcome to london
No it just means that the Borg have got you too.WTF is that all about probably added to the weird credit card tacho thing. 
Meanwhile back on planet Earth.Proper tacho, which is bad enough and a rev counter what more do you need other than temp and air and oil pressure to drive the thing.So has he passed or is he toast who knows without being plugged in to all the techno bollox.
Carryfast:
eurotrans:
Don’t know if this makes me a ■■■■■ monkey0welcome to londonNo it just means that the Borg have got you too.WTF is that all about probably added to the weird credit card tacho thing.
Meanwhile back on planet Earth.Proper tacho, which is bad enough and a rev counter what more do you need other than temp and air and oil pressure to drive the thing.So has he passed or is he toast who knows without being plugged in to all the techno bollox.
You can see how much I care about it by my score oh and I drove a tm Bedford with that god awful spicer box 
eurotrans:
Carryfast:
Meanwhile back on planet Earth.Proper tacho, which is bad enough and a rev counter what more do you need other than temp and air and oil pressure to drive the thing.So has he passed or is he toast who knows without being plugged in to all the techno bollox.You can see how much I care about it by my score
A bit like the ZF 12 speed an acquired taste and needs some concentration.But better days when drivers were allowed to get on with the job of being drivers at the end of the day. 
Win-Stone:
Rowley010:
I never get anything less than 90% on those. You need to try harder, anticipate better and plan ahead so you can use your retarder to slow down rather than foot brake.Yeah, yeah, yeah… You’re perfect. Try anticipating the deer that jump out of no-where. Try using your retarder when a tourie suddenly stands on the brakes for no reason at all. Try anticipating the goat that lands on the road.
Not everyone in your perfect little mind spends their life trundling up and down motorways… some people actually have to drive… how I would absolutely LOVE to see Mr Perfect to try getting 90% on the roads up here!
Easy
robthedog:
These guys are legends. Proper drivers. The type that dont go into the office at end of day to check computer to see if they managed to go all day without driver glitch.Leaderboard ■■■■■ monkeys.
Long live the legendery drivers.
Rowley. You my friend are a ■■■■■ monkey.
Yes I am thank you
I’m always checking to see if my drive was perfect and if not I go and cry that my score will be low for the week.
I’m also the first to grass other drivers up for stuff.
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Sadly your not lying
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No I’m not lying and I’ll tell you why. At my company and like other companies all the drivers are getting paid the same for doing the same job and I’m sick to death of the lazy ■■■■ ers getting away with not doing the job properly because no dares saying anything as it makes them a grass. They will continue to get away with if no one reports stuff. A leader is able to speak to up and stand out from the crowd and not just follow like sheep.